188 Lines about 99 Spacers

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:25 am

I'm with Luprand. You never know what could happen. You know how sometimes when you're feeling a touch nostalgic so you decide to give the ole phonograph a spin.....

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:43 am

Smight wrote:Damn

The cleverness of Man has become our own undoing.

*sees the statue if liberty buried in the sand*

You Blew it up!!! You maniacs!! You MANIACS!!!!!!!

Don't worry, spiders and other bugs that need to be killed, might still save us.

Phact0rri · Post by **Phact0rri** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:47 am

bah humans... I think everyone should be cyborgs and build androids for progeny. now that would be a new world order I could get behind!

Komiyan · Post by **Komiyan** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:24 pm

Luprand wrote: If it's a metal screw-top, just run it under hot water for thirty seconds and it'll loosen up.

That's better than my current method of bashing it to death on the counter top til it either dents or breaks :S

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:35 pm

phactorri wrote:bah humans... I think everyone should be cyborgs and build androids for progeny. now that would be a new world order I could get behind!

...I don't like this idea.
*hides*

YarpsDat · Post by **YarpsDat** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:48 am

JexKerome wrote: Ask Mercury Hat, she knows a lot about this subject, and in fact we were discussing it the other day in chat. Turns out, if I remember correctly, you can make a whole baby from two women's DNA, as in, no male DNA needed, using techniques similar to cloning. The offspring would NOT be a clone and apart from its unique conception, would be a 100% normal human being.

If this does happen, guys, we're out of a job.

Then again, I'm old and already with a foot out the door, so this doesn't affect me as much as you damn kids! mwahahahaha!

There's one other thing.
You can make a whole complete baby from two men's DNA! (I'm not sure how you'd go about obtaining an egg cell... but I figure it wouldn't be much of a problem with sufficiently advanced technology.)
And in that case the offspring can be either a girl or a boy!
And if you use two women, the child can only be another woman.

Hence, rendering the men obsolete is at no more likely than rendering the women obsolete...

So, girls, how do you adapt to the new order? 8)

Chaos Cricket · Post by **Chaos Cricket** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 11:13 am

Personally, I think humanity itself is becoming obsolete. Everyone knows the next giant leap forward in evolutionary progress will be the lemming.

Pimpette · Post by **Pimpette** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 11:34 am

Damn lemmings...

War · Post by **War** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 11:38 am

That's assuming they do manage to turn into birds on the way down.

[AlmightyPyro] · Post by **[AlmightyPyro]** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 6:39 pm

HOLY FRCKIN CRAP!!! That was the most amazing thing I've seen on keen space! I LOVE YOU BOB!!!!!!!!!!! I so wish I would have read this sooner so I don't feel like the stupid one who gets here late after the discussion is over!

Leko · Post by **Leko** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 6:52 pm

Chaos Cricket wrote:Personally, I think humanity itself is becoming obsolete. Everyone knows the next giant leap forward in evolutionary progress will be the lemming.

Hahahahahah. Leap. That's great.

Faub · Post by **Faub** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:30 pm

As cool as this thread is, the limit is 10 pages. This one needs to be locked. Sorry.