Very weird dream i had

[Jops]

Here's a dream i had tonite:

I was at my usual workplace, a little metal cabin filled with surveillance monitors, sketching a bit when suddenly a richly dressed and quite agitated lady appears at the door.
She really looked like one of those 1940 noir movies so, intstead of telling her that she's trepassing private property and ask her to leave immediatly as i'm supposed to do, i welcome her in as if i was in my own office.
She sits on a conveniently-appeared-from-nothing chair (these things are normal in dreams) and tells me that she knows who killed her husband.
I take the whole thing as perfectly normal (again the magic of dreams) and ask: "Are you sure it's him!"
"Yes, i spoke to him and he pratically confessed it!"
"He confessed?? "
"He told me that he poked his eyes out, then pulled his sspine out from the eye sockets and strangled him with it." (the original version was in italian and not so easy to translate, BTW i was really impressed by so much brutality in the dream).
Then she hires me as a bodyguard to protect her while she looks for valid prooves.

Now, you may be wondering why i'm telling you this dream (onsidering that i had many so weird).
Simple, because the murderer of the lady's husband was...


Then i find myself following this lady on the antartic ices (why did she had to look for prooved at the south pole? I don't know, in the dream i didn't bother to ask). As we move up and down icy hills i spot War following our tracks. The lady, who turned out to be really snobbish and really annoying, seemed to expect it, so she just decided to walk faster.
What happens next is like 60% of my dreams, with someone or something hunting/chasing me while i try to run away/hide from it. Until i se the lady walk behind a rock, i follow and i fall down in a pit. It wasn't deep so i didn't get hurt, but i couldn't climb up. I call for help and i see both the lady and war looking down at me, saying: "Mwahahahaha, you're trapped! "

After that, we're all in a cave made by ice and rocks. Inside there are a few crates, a wooden table and a couple of chairs.
In the background war is digging a tunnel for yet unknown reasons, the lady was sitting at the table sipping some tea and i'm all tied up in a corner. As if it wasn't clear enough, the lady sais with a grin: "finally we captured you!" and I (finally having a bit of sense coming back to me ), not understanding the whole plan i ask: "What for?"
The Lady (who was really unnamed all the time) was about o start the typical evil-villain-revealing-plan speech... when the alarm went off.
So I still don't know why they had to capture me.

Well, i just felt like sharing.

[War]

You wouldn't believe how hard it is to pull someones spine out with your bare hands.

[Nyke]

It apparently means you want to have sex with your mother</cheapshot>

[Rkolter]

To pull the spinal cord out through the eye socket, you'd have to have verrrry long fingers, since you'd have to reach down and back through the brain.

[Sortelli]

This reminds me of the dream I had where I was trying to steal turnips from Elftor's garden.


Webcomic cameos in dreams are scary things.

[Warren]

I usually just dream about this damn forum.

[Rkolter]

Dammit, I paid them to capture you and finish that tunnel before the alarm clock went off.

[TheGoobla]

No no no, the spine is a metaphor, for penises.

Long story short, it means that you're helping terrorists kill people. TRAITOROUS SCUMBAG!!!

[David Stripe]

To pull the spinal cord out through the eye socket, you'd have to have verrrry long fingers, since you'd have to reach down and back through the brain.

Well, either that, or the person you're pulling it out of would have to have very big eye sockets. At least big enough to accomodate an elbow.

[Toxic]

They sounds a lot like that new No Doubt video, well, at least the part about the film noir woman killing her husband or whatever. That video was cool.

[YarpsDat]

This reminds me of the dream I had where I was trying to steal turnips from Elftor's garden.


Webcomic cameos in dreams are scary things.

I've never seen a comic nor webcomic character in my dream.

[War]

Neither have I. Unless I count myself.

[YarpsDat]

What happens next is like 60% of my dreams, with someone or something hunting/chasing me while i try to run away/hide from it.

I have no set theme in my dreams, but chases hapen very rarely.
One night (years ago) I was chased by about 50 clones of my friend (his nickname at that time was "Agent$"- because $ looks like ś (s-with-a-dash), that was the first letter of his surname, and he was pretending to be an agent from the matrix in an online chat.)
(Note, it was right after the relase of Matrix1, I had no chance to hear about Smithⁿ at that time)

Anyways, they were chasing me through the woods, but then I passed some shop, and I think they stopped to buy drinks, and I focused on gathering pieces of paper scattered around...

[Sortelli]

Seriously, when you end up dreaming about War pulling out spines or running from a murderous elf with a machinegun, you don't WANT to dream about webcomics. Why can't I dream about my own comic or something? That'd be awesome... I wouldn't even have to work for it.

[Brockway]

The other night I had a dream about telemarketers and vileterror. I can't exactly remember the details, but the (female) telemarketer was naked and being choked by this other guy..

[McDuffies]

A whole dream

Oh, god... It was a matter of time... hehehehehe. Boy, did War make a good impression of violent murderer if people start dreaming him.... Hehehehehe.


I had this dream a few days ago:
I'm on some summer camp (I often dream summer camps). Now, there is a good friend of mine too, and she has two roommates. One of them is famous actress Demmy Moore, and the other one is a girl I kinda like.
Now I don't remember all of it, only that most of the dream people are playing walleyball and I always come too late to join them.
But somewhere at the end of the dream, Demmy Moore suddenly kisses me and says she likes me. I have to refuse her or I'll never get a chance with her roommate (of which I'm fond) but hey, Dammy is a famous actress who is used to getting everything she wants, so I'm in this delicate situation how to avoid getting involved with her, and yet not making her mad which could ruin my chances with the other girl.
Oh, and there was a bunch of homeless old man who kept occupying my room to play chess.

[War]

People dream about me :3.

[K-Dawg]

The weirdest I ever had was I had a dream I was a kiwi bird and I sailed the seas in a soap dish.

[Warren]

I had a dream about Kelly Bundy the other night.

But not that kind of dream.

[Astral Blaze]

One time I was in my "house," which looked more like the Fine Arts building. My family was taking in groceries and I saw this weird bald guy cleaning his socks or something. I followed him through the basement, then what I guess you could call a sub-basement or something, which then opened up to an underground parking lot. The door was broken, and as he walked out, instead of saying some derogatory term, I said, of all things,

YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST SAID THANKS!!!!

Then he said, "Thanks!" and ran off.

*Rubs head.* It bites having no control over your dreams...especially when you compulsively jump off cliffs.