.... for president.

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:26 pm

There is only one thing which trumps kittens, thus you force me to unleash my greatest weapon:

BrownEyedCat · Post by **BrownEyedCat** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:30 pm

I too, am running for Gen Discussion President! Now, I'm sure you're all asking the same question, and that is . . .

. . . "Who the hell are you?" But that, my friends, is not the point. The real point is the issues, and my platform is as follows.

I am a lurker, and therefore won't wander around telling you what to do.

Truly, can you hope for anything more than a government that doesn't govern?

YarpsDat · Post by **YarpsDat** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:36 pm

Wait, I just realized one thing. If we're all running for the president, where will we find any ignorant, easy to control masses, once one of us is elected?

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:41 pm

I propose a aggressive expansionist policy, the armies of GD will go out and bring new territory under my iron grip. It is our DESTINY!! We will rule all and I am the one to lead you!!

vote for me.

David Stripe · Post by **David Stripe** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:48 pm

Ah, democracy in action. Beautiful, isn't it?

Welp. Let's get the flamethrowers.

Ratbert · Post by **Ratbert** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 5:15 pm

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 7:15 pm

Ratbert does make a good point. But will you stick to your position if you are elected.

Nishichi27 · Post by **Nishichi27** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 8:32 pm

mecharm wrote: I strive for a good and loving society, where everyone gets their share of Yaoi, and no-one, is left behind.

M.E. Charm stands for
Clean posts (n00btalk and NetSlang will be banned)
Good newbie guidance
Good oldbie guidance
Care for the disturbed and traumatized
lots and lots of yaoi

YAOI!

Keffria wrote:That's why, as your president, I will be the Official Scapegoat. You can blame everything wrong with the General Discussion country on me.

Oh, and I will personally assassinate everyone whom we even suspect is connected to VileTerror.

Sortelli wrote:Economy: I hate Bush
Social Issues: I hate Bush
Censorship: I hate Bush
Abortion: I hate Bush
Foreign Policy: I hate Bush
Same-sex marriage: I hate Bush
Gerrymandering: I hate Bush
PooperScooper Laws: I hate Bush
Strategic Missile Defense: I hate Bush
Stem Cell Research: I hate Bush

Choices, choices. Can I vote for three people?

Heffaloop · Post by **Heffaloop** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 10:08 pm

Campaign poster.

Please consider

Evil Jamie! · Post by **Evil Jamie!** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 10:12 pm

I like the angry face.

Brockway · Post by **Brockway** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 10:16 pm

Yes m'am! Swords are cool, and girls with swords are even cooler...

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 10:22 pm

heffaloop wrote:Vote Heffa.

Or I'll eat your brains.

HAH! Your threat means nothing to me, I have no brain.

Heffaloop · Post by **Heffaloop** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 11:16 pm

I'm sure I can find other things just as suitable.

Superlance · Post by **Superlance** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 11:30 pm

If you want to be rid of VileTerror!: vote for me!
If you want equal standings amost other forumers (as long as newbies are not equal to oldbies): vote for me!
If you want someone who know how to chose the best people to deploy for a silent strike against terroism: vote for me!!
If you think ELF is stupid: vote for me!!
(and I don't care if it hurts my chances; I'm a good patriot) If you do like Bush: vote for me!!
If you want to have a war to obtain peace: ...don't vote for me...
After all, my own personal saying:
You don't have War to obtain Peace,
You have a War to obtain Victory.
We'll worry about peace later.

Where have I put my promo pic...? I'll find it later.

Also:
Being as no one can vote for themselves, I will vote for Charm.

And:
WE CAPTURED SADDAM!!!! WOO-HOO!!

WAY TO GO 4TH INFANTRY DIVISION OUT OF TEXAS!!!
BOO-YAH!!

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 12:10 am

Superlance, you fool! Didn't you know that EVERYONE HATES BUSH?

Maybe I didn't say it loud enough.

LOOK INTO THE HYPNOTIZING RAY. HOWARD DEAN IS A GOOD MAN WITH STRONG FOREIGN POLICY. HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE IS DOING. HE WILL RIDE THE WAVE OF BUSH-HATE TO VICTORY AND BURN THE STOMACHS OF HIS ENEMIES IN HELL FOREVER. SADDAM WAS NOT CAPTURED, IT IS A CONSPIRACY. THAT IS REALLY KARL ROVE WITH A FAKE BEARD. DO NOT WATCH THE NEWS. LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF MY VOICE. HOWARD DEAN MIGHT STILL WIN THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION AS OPPOSED TO THAT EVIL ZIONIST JEW LIBERMAN

Mecharm · Post by **Mecharm** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 12:18 am

Just vote for me.
You'll crap your pants from laughing.

Evil Jamie! · Post by **Evil Jamie!** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 12:35 am

Seriously, I'll kill your pets and steal your shoes.

Mecharm · Post by **Mecharm** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 12:36 am

orion wrote:
Keffria wrote:That's why, as your president, I will be the Official Scapegoat. You can blame everything wrong with the General Discussion country on me.

Well, how about you give me your support then I give you a cabinet position as official scapegoat. Its win-win, I have someone to blame problems on and you...wait...hmmm. I don't know maybe I can give you a cookie or something. Or maybe I could appoint you mayor, how would you like to be mayor of the free association thread?

I think Keffria would rather join me. Won't you, Keffria? Join your forum's host...

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 12:44 am

Well, she could vote for you. But what would be the point? we all know who is going to win anyway.

Oh and Warren, you have yourself a deal

I'll endorse whomever offers me a cabinet position of "redhead inspector".

Superlance · Post by **Superlance** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 12:47 am

Sortelli wrote:Superlance, you fool! Didn't you know that EVERYONE HATES BUSH?

No, you hate Bush.
'Most everyone on the eastern side of this counrty loves him.

And in case you haven't noticed; I don't care.

Hey, at least we have a choice on who our leader is, unlike monarchal and communist countries.

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