NINE BILLION!

Superlance · Post by **Superlance** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 2:28 pm

America would have a hard time winning because of the Democrats and animal rights activists and their kind.

Democrats: We might hurt some other countries feelings!!
Activists: We can't attack that country! They are home to an edangered species of DIRT!

I hate Democrats and their kind.
They curse the military, while that same military is out risking their lives for those very people.
They say war raises taxes and is bad for the economy.
I think we should send these people who stand on the streets opposing this war to the front lines, and let them see the true horror of war.
They will soon find, that, unlike other wars; there is no peace in Iraq.
The soldiers don't even feel safe in their own bases.
They are attacked contiually, day and night, while these people sit at home in their comfy living rooms, cursing the military's very existance.

They say we should pull out of Iraq.
Well, what then?
We pulled out of Korea, so the Russian came right back in and took over all the counrty we had helped free; the land that our soldiers paid for with their blood.
With limbs and eyes.
With their sanity.
With their lives.

Think people!
We shouldn't be pulling out of Iraq!!
If we do, those men's sacrifices will be wasted!
We should be asking for a lightning war!
We should go at Iraq with all of our might, so we might end this war quickly!
And then, and only then, can we get our fathers, mothers, bothers and sisters, our friends, our families, out of there!

VileTerror · Post by **VileTerror** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 2:41 pm

I thought the war was over.

Superlance · Post by **Superlance** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 2:50 pm

The war against Iraq is over.
The war against terrorism is not.
It's just in Iraq.

VileTerror · Post by **VileTerror** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 2:53 pm

In that case I better bring the war to you.

LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 3:05 pm

Superlance wrote: I think we should send these people who stand on the streets opposing this war to the front lines, and let them see the true horror of war.

Some Britt protestors did, about a bus load or two drove all the way to Baghdad. They signed up, got sent to the front, got bombed, surrendered. In an American PoW camp one was quoted as saying "That was the scariest moment of my life."

Moral of the story: Don't say stupid things, someone might give them a go.

Fscking Pomms...

VileTerror · Post by **VileTerror** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 3:15 pm

And I think it would be rather educational should some superior alien race come to Earth and tells the americans: "We don't like what you're doing here, in your country. We're going to save your citizens."

Then they bombard the u.s. and kill most of the civilians and ignore government/military targets.

When other alien races ask why attack the u.s. the attackers say: "They had weapons that could have destroyed us."

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 9:48 pm

Superlance wrote: I hate Democrats and their kind.

Just a tip for future use. You may want to avoid statements like, "I hate this rather large and broad group of people," while everyone else in the room is making fun of the concept of genocide.

Brockway · Post by **Brockway** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 10:03 pm

yeahduff wrote:
Superlance wrote: I hate Democrats and their kind.
Just a tip for future use. You may want to avoid statements like, "I hate this rather large and broad group of people," while everyone else in the room is making fun of the concept of genocide.

*Warning, personal political views below*

Is it really genocide if it is indiscriminate? Also, I don't care for democrats either. Not in general mind you, just the presidential candidates. Holy crap... look at them. The only one that I think could pass for a decent human being to me is Lieberman, the rest are a bunch of bickering pansies that complain without offering viable alternatives. Saying we should get more international support is crap, its not really up to us... A candidate saying "He voted for it (the war), but he didn't think Bush would fuck it up as badly as he did." Do we need some foul mouthed punk as president? Whining about how Bush ruined the economy, even while it is going up as we speak (Dow passed 10k I believe) and saying the tax breaks had nothing to do with it. Saying Gore should have won Florida (he didn't, they actually finished the recount later, and he lost by about 500 I think) although I do concede he won the popular vote. And don't get me started on Jesse Jackson... geeze..

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 10:08 pm

Well, I wasn't objecting to her politics. I was just saying that you shouldn't say how much you hate a massive group of people, particularly when genocide was the topic of discussion. Partisan politics are boring, so let's not talk about them.

Brockway · Post by **Brockway** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 10:14 pm

Yeah! Voting is for losers! Everybody, lets have a voter apathy party in DNR! Yeah, sorry about that... got a little worked up watching the news the other day, needed to vent it. I'll go fix it. K, I used that white text thing.

Superlance · Post by **Superlance** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 10:21 pm

I meant the politicians, like Brockway does.
That are just unexcusably stupid.

Ok, we shall get back to talking about something else now.

But I do not deny that I think that the Earth Liberation Front is made up of idiots. And if I meet one, I shall tell them so.
After all, they seriously wanted to make whole bunch of people leave an area, and then make that area into a reservation, because it was home to a endagered species.
Not that that is bad.
What is bad is that the species was a 'rare, and valuable species of dirt'.

Someone please spare me.

Brockway · Post by **Brockway** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 10:30 pm

Oooh, I think I remeber that. But back onto the topic, the bliss drug. Hmmm... would dropping prozac or ecstasy or the like on enemy nations remove their will to fight? Or to reproduce? (I think prozac has that side effect)

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 10:34 pm

jon stewart once mentioned a similar idea. we used to make our flags out of hemp, and he theorized we should again because then in the violent protests when groups are burning flags, they would all mellow out.

Mecharm · Post by **Mecharm** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 2:48 am

We aren't having any political discussions here are we?
ARE WE?!
ARE WE?!?!

BECAUSE IF WE ARE...
...I'll get really sad and your "Moron"-bar will fill up like crazy.

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:18 am

heeheehee... ELF... For real? How can any group ever expect to be taken seriously with a name like that?

YarpsDat · Post by **YarpsDat** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:40 am

Is anyone reminded of that Kodama's comic?

chrismills wrote:
Sortelli wrote:
chrismills wrote:Bada bing bada boom, in 30-40 years the global population is cut in half and no one has to be killed.
Yeah, nothing like grossly violating the natural rights of others, so long as you don't kill them. Let's make another virus to make people unable to eat so much and get rid of that little obesity problem too. Oh, and make a pill that cures that radically dangerous idea of free will. Call it Ritalin... no! That's taken. How about, with apologies to Stephan Pastis, Calmdownandshutupandactjustliketherestofusametaphine?
I'm sorry, but no one has the right to bring nine or ten kids into the world. It's that kind of attitude that has our planet's population so out of control as it is. In my opinion (and it is just an opinion) people in general need to start thinking more globally and think about more than how many offspring they can manage to create.

But anyway it's just a wacky sci-fi idea. It would never happen in real life.

As far as I'm concerned, they can bring as many kids as they want, but as far as I'm concerned, they should be allowed to die of starvation if they bring too many.

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:49 am

I have 5 siblings it was a little stressful growing up and I always vowed that if I had kids I would limit the number to less than 3 but I think I would like a bunch of miny mes running around

Kensou X · Post by **Kensou X** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 12:37 pm

[quote="Superlance"]America would have a hard time winning because of the Democrats and animal rights activists and their kind.

Democrats: We might hurt some other countries feelings!!
Activists: We can't attack that country! They are home to an edangered species of DIRT!

I hate Democrats and their kind.
They curse the military, while that same military is out risking their lives for those very people.
etc etc...quote]

e hem (clears throat. Taps mic to test feedback...)

Thank you Superlance.

(steps back into the shadows)

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:18 pm

I hate everybody. It saves so much time on sorting people into categories.

MariaAndMichelle · Post by **MariaAndMichelle** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:22 pm

Warren wrote:I hate everybody. It saves so much time on sorting people into categories.

Always the efficient one, Warren.

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NINE BILLION!

Odd.

Oh.

Heh.