Keenreality TV

Steverules · Post by **Steverules** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:32 pm

We have Keenspot, Keenspace and now Keentoons. How about Keen Reality TV? We move a group of Keenspacers into a house and film them 24/7. Casting call. Who would you like to see in the house and why? Of course, we will run background checks so that may eliminate a few of you.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:39 pm

If you got Yeahduff and I in a house, it would be the most boring show in the universe.

Joel Fagin · Post by **Joel Fagin** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:47 pm

I'd love to be in a reality TV show just so I could stubbornly not pander to the audience, react how the exectuives want me to and generally make it un-entertaining.*

Of course, I'd have to cheat on the psychiratric exam. They like to make sure the personalities will conflict, see.

- Joel Fagin

* Well... more unentertaining.

BOMC · Post by **BOMC** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:50 pm

If I were on that show, how much the audience liked me would depend entirely on wether I got enough sleep or not. Were I to get 8-10 hours of sleep each night, I would a spunky angel ready to save the day and make pancakes. If I got less than 8 hours of sleep per night, I would be the mad bitch from hell who looks like Cujo.

Either way, sure to be a fun time.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:09 pm

I'd be bringing up the ratings.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:21 pm

For one, I wish someone payed me an airplane ticked, house and food to hang around with fella spacers for a week or two.

Steverules · Post by **Steverules** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:32 pm

cjburgandy wrote:I'd be bringing up the ratings.

Considering your signature poses the question "wanna get naked for me?" I'm sure you would bring up the ratings.

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:50 pm

steverules wrote:
cjburgandy wrote:I'd be bringing up the ratings.
Considering your signature poses the question "wanna get naked for me?" I'm sure you would bring up the ratings.

Among other things

Van Douchebag · Post by **Van Douchebag** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:57 pm

You need a guy that curses more than the Osbornes.
That'll be me.

Pimpette · Post by **Pimpette** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:40 pm

mcDuffies wrote:For one, I wish someone payed me an airplane ticked, house and food to hang around with fella spacers for a week or two.

Agreed!

Collapse · Post by **Collapse** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:47 pm

cjburgandy wrote:I'd be bringing up the ratings.

Soap Soaperson · Post by **Soap Soaperson** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:30 pm

OMG, IT COULD BE BETTER THAN DRAWN TOGETHER!

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:30 pm

steverules wrote:
cjburgandy wrote:I'd be bringing up the ratings.
Considering your signature poses the question "wanna get naked for me?" I'm sure you would bring up the ratings.

if you click that, it's not actually as sexy as I make it seem. It's a model search request for art work.

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:27 pm

Pimpette wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:For one, I wish someone payed me an airplane ticked, house and food to hang around with fella spacers for a week or two.
Agreed!

Not me, I fucking hate spacers.

Joel Fagin · Post by **Joel Fagin** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:38 pm

yeahduff wrote:Not me, I fucking hate spacers.

You're in! Congratulations!

- Joel Fagin

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:47 pm

Woo hoo!

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:57 pm

yeahduff wrote:Woo hoo!

I'll woo hoo you, you fucking daffy wanna be.

Joel Fagin · Post by **Joel Fagin** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:59 pm

yeahduff wrote:Woo hoo!

Welcome aboard, then! Here's your copy of the script.

- Joel Fagin

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:21 am

The script eh? Let's see...

"The Yiffy Adventures of Evan Li.....?" Hey!

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:48 am

yeahduff wrote:The script eh? Let's see...

"The Yiffy Adventures of Evan Li.....?" Hey!

...!?

Give me that, you jerk!
*grabs it and tears it to pieces, and then proceeds to eat the paper*
You saw nothing!