Plucked A Peck Out Of My Prized Pubic Patch.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 10:58 am

Well. I've finally drawn a comic I have wanted to do for quite some time. I wanted to establish that Brewster was the only person left in the world who still had pubic hair and the reason for this was the Japanese government's pubic hair censoring measures were taken to their ultimate extreme.

I had held off for so long because I didn't know quite how to establish this. I had a bunch of different scenerios involving a bunch of differnent characters to establish Brewster's pubic status but I didn't quite like any of them. Then I though about having someone rip out a chunk of his pubes thinking they were a wig, but I couldn't figure out which character would actually do something like this. Then I figured "why not just make a crazy-girl who will do this" and thus Kwerki was born for the purpose of yanking out a fist full of pubes.

Of course I'll have other uses for Kwerki too. She's a perfect character for any sort of non-sequitor humour I might want to introduce to the strip as she doesn't really have any norms or bounds.

Cuteswan · Post by **Cuteswan** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 12:14 pm

I had never really made the connection before, but now I understand why tentacle monsters never need to shave or get haircuts.

So, Brewster had been hiding out in an underground club for decades, and the disco ball deflected and scattered the anti-pube ray, protecting him from its effects?

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 12:21 pm

The full story of how Brewster came to be trapped in the 21st century is actually the plot for a Ghastly's Ghastly Graphic Novel I have planned. Now I just need to get off my lazy ass and draw it.

Cow_2001 · Post by **Cow_2001** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 2:47 pm

Although I don't like pubic hair, I don't understand why would the japanese government want to destroy it

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 3:59 pm

The sinister plot behind that will be revealed in the graphic novel.

Inky · Post by **Inky** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 4:05 pm

I'm going to take a wild guess and say he was accidently cryogenically frozen during the filming of "Bukkake Rodgers in the 25th Centutry?

Cuteswan · Post by **Cuteswan** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 4:06 pm

For a while (and maybe still), Japan had "decency laws" that prohibited manga and anime from showing pubic hair and other "offensive sexually-realistic likenesses," so all manga characters drawn without clothes couldn't have pubic hair. (I can't remember if it also prohibited nipples, too.)

Actually, some folks have theorized that having only hairless sexy manga and anime is partially responsible for Lolita fetishes.

Kakaze · Post by **Kakaze** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:07 am

For all the time that Brewster's been in our time he hasn't had sex and noticed this for himself?

Watcher-Darkfox · Post by **Watcher-Darkfox** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:15 am

Probably thought it was the fashion these days with all the girls... *shrugs*

PiePants · Post by **PiePants** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 1:36 pm

For some odd reason I find it disturbing when *anybody* has pubic hair, male or female. Of course I'm referring to porn here << >>

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:53 pm

i can take hair or leave it..... but that satelite kics serious buttinsky..

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 8:26 pm

Japan's decency laws also forbid pubic hair shown on television, video even porn in all forms of media. Sexy Losers artist, Hard, can't buy printed versions of his own comic from this magazine that runs'em because they violate those laws!

Hmm... what happened to the idea of the 40's style female pilot? I know that wasn't going to be a graphic novel, but some kind of Web epic style comic when it finished, but I thought that was your big secret project.

Ah, geez, I gotta shave myself again.

Kakaze · Post by **Kakaze** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:23 pm

PiePants wrote:For some odd reason I find it disturbing when *anybody* has pubic hair, male or female. Of course I'm referring to porn here << >>

Very few men can pull off the no pubes without looking like a 12 year old.

And worse than no pubes on a guy is no armpit hair...that's just...wrong.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:05 pm

Although no pubes does add the illusion of an inch or two to your penis.

Personally I just like to keep mine neatly trimmed.

Inky · Post by **Inky** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:40 pm

For some odd reason I find it disturbing when *anybody* has pubic hair, male or female. Of course I'm referring to porn here

i can take hair or leave it...

Heavens! I can't possibly be the only pubic-purist here, can I? I just love 70's/early 80's-era porn featuring wa-wa pedals and women with hips and real breasts and armpit hair and a big thatch of pubic hair and NO TATTOOS.

These flicks have the added advantage of really bad 70's interior decor that you can chuckle about after you're, well... done. Seriously, did everybody have a macrame owl wall hanging and avacado and/or burnt orange textured carpeting back then?

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:49 pm

Pubic hair I can take or leave.

Armpit hair is definetly not a turn on in a woman for me. The same goes for tattoos. Tattoos just scream "Trailer Trash Skank" to me or "pretentious suburban wannabee".

Sushi-Man · Post by **Sushi-Man** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 12:45 am

Of course, it all makes sense now! The lack of pubic hair in hentai always proved itself to be a puzzlement to me, but the satellite explains it all! Although, I must admit that I'm shocked there was a conspiracy and the Patriots weren't behind it. Maybe the Japanese Government is naught but a pawn of the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo!

By the way, Ghastly, I completely forgot to thank you for posting the lyrics to Ivory Towers. I don't know what came over me. Well, a belated thanks!

Cow_2001 · Post by **Cow_2001** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:27 am

Sushi-Man wrote:Of course, it all makes sense now! The lack of pubic hair in hentai always proved itself to be a puzzlement to me, but the satellite explains it all! Although, I must admit that I'm shocked there was a conspiracy and the Patriots weren't behind it. Maybe the Japanese Government is naught but a pawn of the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo!

Then the Illuminati has yet another nickname?

Phact0rri · Post by **Phact0rri** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:06 am

Ghastly wrote:Pubic hair I can take or leave.

Armpit hair is definetly not a turn on in a woman for me. The same goes for tattoos. Tattoos just scream "Trailer Trash Skank" to me or "pretentious suburban wannabee".

I dunno, faded green tattoos yes, but there are some very nice tattoos as well, celtic designs and gorgeous full colored work is nice.

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:25 am

I'm a believer of not making your lover doing anything you wouldn't do if you could do it. I rather enjoy being completely shaved, but since I know how painful razor burn is on sensitive spots, I never press it on my fianc