I grouped this quizlet into sections:
Ronnie-Related:
Which Debucon member are you looking forward to seeing most?
After the Debucon Saga, Which villain would you like to see emerge next?
I'm beginning to think that Flora and Slip are not being the center of attention enough. Do you think they deserve the spotlight more?
How bad do you want to see more Flash animation? Do you think I can give Dave Kelly a run for his money? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">
Here's a scenario (males only): You ask Ronnie for permission to grope Rebbecca. He says, "You'll have to feel ME up, first." Would you touch Ronnie for a chance to do the same to Rebbecca?
And now a scenario for females: Rebbecca seems interested in you. If you go with her, do you do it behind Ronnie's back(he won't mind if it's another girl), or do you invite Ronnie in for a <I>manage au tres</I>?
Try to guess the following:
How much does Cookie weigh?
How much do you think Cookie can eat?
How much does Humongor weigh?
How tall is Humongor?<P>Cartoons:
<I>Jackie Chan Adventures</I>: Chan, who mind you did all this own dubs in his movies, does the voice over for himself in this cartoon. Is this a comedy or a tragedy?
How many times would you Put the word "Really" between the words "<I>Digimon</I>" and "Sucks" in a sentence?
What kind of ass does <I>Digimon</I> suck? An example would be "<I>Digimon</I> sucks <B>monkey</B> ass."
How many people do you think deserve to die because a Pokemon cartoon lasts only 20 minutes, and a stupid Poke-karaoke, or whatever the fuck it's called, song is placed before the credits to take up space?
When do you think FOX will finally realize that no matter how many bad animes they import to Saturday morning, they'll never make up the lost ratings because WB grabbed the rights to the Pokemon cartoon first?
How many times did you vomit when you heard the theme song to <I>Escaflowne</I>?
Here's one for Transformers fans: How many stories did you plummet after you first saw <I>Beast Machines</I>?
Which has the stupidest looking 3D CGI animation: <I>Action Man</I> or <I>Max Steel</I>?
Do you actually like any of the cartoons I just badmouthed?<P>Personal:
What's your favorite waste of time?
What's the last thing you ate? (And I mean food, not what YOU'RE thinking.)
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<B>>I grouped this quizlet into sections:
>Ronnie-Related:
>Which Debucon member are you looking forward to seeing most?</B><P>HUEY!<P><B>>After the Debucon Saga, Which villain would you like to see emerge next?</B><P>Psycoon, man!<P><B>>I'm beginning to think that Flora and Slip are not being the center of attention enough. Do you think they deserve the spotlight more?</B><P>Nah.. all the spotlight should go to Rebbecca.. and Cookie.. and Mixen <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P> <IMG SRC="http://www.geocities.com/gilstrips/priestguy.gif">
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<B>Yes. Absolutely correct.</B><P><B>>How bad do you want to see more Flash animation? Do you think I can give Dave Kelly a run for his money? </B><P>I have NO idea.. do you thin I can?<P><B>>Here's a scenario (males only): You ask Ronnie for permission to grope Rebbecca. He says, "You'll have to feel ME up, first." Would you touch Ronnie for a chance to do the same to Rebbecca?</B><P>And feeling Ronnie up would be a bad thing how?<P><B>>And now a scenario for females: Rebbecca seems interested in you. If you go with her, do you do it behind Ronnie's back(he won't mind if it's another girl), or do you invite Ronnie in for a manage au tres?</B><P>*Drools at the thought for a few minutes*<P><B>>Try to guess the following:
>How much does Cookie weigh?</B><P>A slim trim 275 Lbs.<P><B>>How much do you think Cookie can eat?</B><P>Well.... We know she can shut down an all you can eat restaurant. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P><B>>How much does Humongor weigh?</B><P>2.5 Tons<P><B>>How tall is Humongor?</B><P>42 Feet and 3 inches<P><B>>Cartoons:
>Jackie Chan Adventures: Chan, who mind you did all this own dubs in his movies, does the voice over for himself in this cartoon. Is this a comedy or a tragedy?</B><P>Both.<P><B>>How many times would you Put the word "Really" between the words "Digimon" and "Sucks" in a sentence?</B><P>Just two. But that's because I've only seen the show that many times. I hate having a six year old nephew.<P><B>>What kind of ass does Digimon suck? An example would be "Digimon sucks monkey ass."</B><P>Those of you with weak stomachs covor your eyes.
"Digimon suck <I>Diahrretic Elephant</I> Ass"<P><B>>How many people do you think deserve to die because a Pokemon cartoon lasts only 20 minutes, and a stupid Poke-karaoke, or whatever the fuck it's called, song is placed before the credits to take up space?</B><P>A lot. Although I preach Death, Plague, and Destruction against the show, I secretly, for some goddamn reason, like it. Must be the fuckin <B>Yellow Electric Rat.</B><P>
<B>>When do you think FOX will finally realize that no matter how many bad animes they import to Saturday morning, they'll never make up the lost ratings because WB grabbed the rights to the Pokemon cartoon first?</B><P>Never.<P><B>>How many times did you vomit when you heard the theme song to Escaflowne?</B><P>I haven't heard it. NOw I never want to.<P><B>>Here's one for Transformers fans: How many stories did you plummet after you first saw Beast Machines?</B><P>*looks around nervously, as if he's about to be beaten by an unruly mob* Don't looka at me, I'm... not.. a Trans..formers.. fan.<P><B>>Which has the stupidest looking 3D CGI animation: Action Man or Max Steel?</B><P>I..also.. dont watch.. tv...Please don kill me.<P><B>Do you actually like any of the cartoons I just badmouthed?</B><P>Nope.<P><B>>Personal:
>What's your favorite waste of time?</B><P>Ummm.. wait.. I'm, not supposed tomention that in public.... so I'll say posting to message boards and reading net comics.<P><B>>What's the last thing you ate? (And I mean food, not what YOU'RE thinking.)</B><P>Some nasty Krystal Burger (That's Whitcastle to all you Brits) lookin' microwave sausage biscuits that I put a half slice of cheese on each.<P><B>What are you wearing? (Mrrow! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"> )</B><P>Some red shorts. (See? I DO respect the freedom of my nuts!)<P>-Gilgamesh "If I can catch it, I'm eatin' it," Ardin<P>------------------
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>Ronnie-Related:
>Which Debucon member are you looking forward to seeing most?</B><P>HUEY!<P><B>>After the Debucon Saga, Which villain would you like to see emerge next?</B><P>Psycoon, man!<P><B>>I'm beginning to think that Flora and Slip are not being the center of attention enough. Do you think they deserve the spotlight more?</B><P>Nah.. all the spotlight should go to Rebbecca.. and Cookie.. and Mixen <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P> <IMG SRC="http://www.geocities.com/gilstrips/priestguy.gif">
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<B>Yes. Absolutely correct.</B><P><B>>How bad do you want to see more Flash animation? Do you think I can give Dave Kelly a run for his money? </B><P>I have NO idea.. do you thin I can?<P><B>>Here's a scenario (males only): You ask Ronnie for permission to grope Rebbecca. He says, "You'll have to feel ME up, first." Would you touch Ronnie for a chance to do the same to Rebbecca?</B><P>And feeling Ronnie up would be a bad thing how?<P><B>>And now a scenario for females: Rebbecca seems interested in you. If you go with her, do you do it behind Ronnie's back(he won't mind if it's another girl), or do you invite Ronnie in for a manage au tres?</B><P>*Drools at the thought for a few minutes*<P><B>>Try to guess the following:
>How much does Cookie weigh?</B><P>A slim trim 275 Lbs.<P><B>>How much do you think Cookie can eat?</B><P>Well.... We know she can shut down an all you can eat restaurant. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P><B>>How much does Humongor weigh?</B><P>2.5 Tons<P><B>>How tall is Humongor?</B><P>42 Feet and 3 inches<P><B>>Cartoons:
>Jackie Chan Adventures: Chan, who mind you did all this own dubs in his movies, does the voice over for himself in this cartoon. Is this a comedy or a tragedy?</B><P>Both.<P><B>>How many times would you Put the word "Really" between the words "Digimon" and "Sucks" in a sentence?</B><P>Just two. But that's because I've only seen the show that many times. I hate having a six year old nephew.<P><B>>What kind of ass does Digimon suck? An example would be "Digimon sucks monkey ass."</B><P>Those of you with weak stomachs covor your eyes.
"Digimon suck <I>Diahrretic Elephant</I> Ass"<P><B>>How many people do you think deserve to die because a Pokemon cartoon lasts only 20 minutes, and a stupid Poke-karaoke, or whatever the fuck it's called, song is placed before the credits to take up space?</B><P>A lot. Although I preach Death, Plague, and Destruction against the show, I secretly, for some goddamn reason, like it. Must be the fuckin <B>Yellow Electric Rat.</B><P>
<B>>When do you think FOX will finally realize that no matter how many bad animes they import to Saturday morning, they'll never make up the lost ratings because WB grabbed the rights to the Pokemon cartoon first?</B><P>Never.<P><B>>How many times did you vomit when you heard the theme song to Escaflowne?</B><P>I haven't heard it. NOw I never want to.<P><B>>Here's one for Transformers fans: How many stories did you plummet after you first saw Beast Machines?</B><P>*looks around nervously, as if he's about to be beaten by an unruly mob* Don't looka at me, I'm... not.. a Trans..formers.. fan.<P><B>>Which has the stupidest looking 3D CGI animation: Action Man or Max Steel?</B><P>I..also.. dont watch.. tv...Please don kill me.<P><B>Do you actually like any of the cartoons I just badmouthed?</B><P>Nope.<P><B>>Personal:
>What's your favorite waste of time?</B><P>Ummm.. wait.. I'm, not supposed tomention that in public.... so I'll say posting to message boards and reading net comics.<P><B>>What's the last thing you ate? (And I mean food, not what YOU'RE thinking.)</B><P>Some nasty Krystal Burger (That's Whitcastle to all you Brits) lookin' microwave sausage biscuits that I put a half slice of cheese on each.<P><B>What are you wearing? (Mrrow! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"> )</B><P>Some red shorts. (See? I DO respect the freedom of my nuts!)<P>-Gilgamesh "If I can catch it, I'm eatin' it," Ardin<P>------------------
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Yo!<P>I grouped this quizlet into sections:
Ronnie-Related:
Which Debucon member are you looking forward to seeing most?<P>Ophelia!<P>After the Debucon Saga, Which villain would you like to see emerge next?<P>Hmmmm, Psycoon?<P>I'm beginning to think that Flora and Slip are not being the center of attention enough. Do you think they deserve the spotlight more?<P>Yep! Flora hardly gets any exposure. Although i'd love to see a comic with Mixin's gang!<P>How bad do you want to see more Flash animation? Do you think I can give Dave Kelly a run for his money? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>I'm not a huge fan of Flash, but i won't stop you either. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>Here's a scenario (males only): You ask Ronnie for permission to grope Rebbecca. He says, "You'll have to feel ME up, first." Would you touch Ronnie for a chance to do the same to Rebbecca?<P>No, not because i wouldn't want to feel Ronnie up (i'm a leeeeeeeeetle bi), but because i'm not the kind of guy who makes these for of deals.
Besides, a prefer feeding and watching a girl stuff herself to gropeing/sex etc.<P>Try to guess the following:
How much does Cookie weigh?<P>Somewhere in the high 200 or low 300s. I'll go with Gils guess of 275.<P>How much do you think Cookie can eat?<P>Well, she can clear out an 'All you can eat'. I'd like it to be infinate (i can picture her belly now...) <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>How much does Humongor weigh?<P>A few tons..2-3?<P>How tall is Humongor?<P>I'll be sensible and guess arround 15 feet?<P>Cartoons:
<I>Jackie Chan Adventures</I>: Chan, who mind you did all this own dubs in his movies, does the voice over for himself in this cartoon. Is this a comedy or a tragedy?<P>Not being a prolific Chan fan i'll skip this.<P>How many times would you Put the word "Really" between the words "<I>Digimon</I>" and "Sucks" in a sentence?<P>Err, i'm ambivolent towards Digimon so i'll skip this. Heck, even shows like Angela Annaconda have their good points.<P>How many people do you think deserve to die because a Pokemon cartoon lasts only 20 minutes, and a stupid Poke-karaoke, or whatever the fuck it's called, song is placed before the credits to take up space?<P>Hmm, i'll be lenient and say 3 tops.<P>When do you think FOX will finally realize that no matter how many bad animes they import to Saturday morning, they'll never make up the lost ratings because WB grabbed the rights to the Pokemon cartoon first?<P>Never, It's Fox for god's sake! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>How many times did you vomit when you heard the theme song to <I>Escaflowne</I>?<P>Once, all the way through it!<P>Which has the stupidest looking 3D CGI animation: <I>Action Man</I> or <I>Max Steel</I>?<P>Max Steel, with the new Casper movie in close second. I did think that Starship Troopers sucked at first, but it grew on me (i'm always sceptical of anything that takes off from something i love).<P>Do you actually like any of the cartoons I just badmouthed?<P>No, i rate from Ambivolence to hatered.<P>Personal:
What's your favorite waste of time?<P>Stuffing my GF, but that's not exactly a waste of time. So i'll say collecting GW minatures! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>What's the last thing you ate? (And I mean food, not what YOU'RE thinking.)<P>Beans and sausage on toast.<P>What are you wearing? (Mrrow! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> )<P>Combat pants, a CK teeshirt and a leather jacket, what i always wear.<P>Later buddy!<P>ISTS<P>
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Which Debucon member are you looking forward to seeing most?<P>Ophelia!<P>After the Debucon Saga, Which villain would you like to see emerge next?<P>Hmmmm, Psycoon?<P>I'm beginning to think that Flora and Slip are not being the center of attention enough. Do you think they deserve the spotlight more?<P>Yep! Flora hardly gets any exposure. Although i'd love to see a comic with Mixin's gang!<P>How bad do you want to see more Flash animation? Do you think I can give Dave Kelly a run for his money? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>I'm not a huge fan of Flash, but i won't stop you either. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>Here's a scenario (males only): You ask Ronnie for permission to grope Rebbecca. He says, "You'll have to feel ME up, first." Would you touch Ronnie for a chance to do the same to Rebbecca?<P>No, not because i wouldn't want to feel Ronnie up (i'm a leeeeeeeeetle bi), but because i'm not the kind of guy who makes these for of deals.
Besides, a prefer feeding and watching a girl stuff herself to gropeing/sex etc.<P>Try to guess the following:
How much does Cookie weigh?<P>Somewhere in the high 200 or low 300s. I'll go with Gils guess of 275.<P>How much do you think Cookie can eat?<P>Well, she can clear out an 'All you can eat'. I'd like it to be infinate (i can picture her belly now...) <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>How much does Humongor weigh?<P>A few tons..2-3?<P>How tall is Humongor?<P>I'll be sensible and guess arround 15 feet?<P>Cartoons:
<I>Jackie Chan Adventures</I>: Chan, who mind you did all this own dubs in his movies, does the voice over for himself in this cartoon. Is this a comedy or a tragedy?<P>Not being a prolific Chan fan i'll skip this.<P>How many times would you Put the word "Really" between the words "<I>Digimon</I>" and "Sucks" in a sentence?<P>Err, i'm ambivolent towards Digimon so i'll skip this. Heck, even shows like Angela Annaconda have their good points.<P>How many people do you think deserve to die because a Pokemon cartoon lasts only 20 minutes, and a stupid Poke-karaoke, or whatever the fuck it's called, song is placed before the credits to take up space?<P>Hmm, i'll be lenient and say 3 tops.<P>When do you think FOX will finally realize that no matter how many bad animes they import to Saturday morning, they'll never make up the lost ratings because WB grabbed the rights to the Pokemon cartoon first?<P>Never, It's Fox for god's sake! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>How many times did you vomit when you heard the theme song to <I>Escaflowne</I>?<P>Once, all the way through it!<P>Which has the stupidest looking 3D CGI animation: <I>Action Man</I> or <I>Max Steel</I>?<P>Max Steel, with the new Casper movie in close second. I did think that Starship Troopers sucked at first, but it grew on me (i'm always sceptical of anything that takes off from something i love).<P>Do you actually like any of the cartoons I just badmouthed?<P>No, i rate from Ambivolence to hatered.<P>Personal:
What's your favorite waste of time?<P>Stuffing my GF, but that's not exactly a waste of time. So i'll say collecting GW minatures! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>What's the last thing you ate? (And I mean food, not what YOU'RE thinking.)<P>Beans and sausage on toast.<P>What are you wearing? (Mrrow! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> )<P>Combat pants, a CK teeshirt and a leather jacket, what i always wear.<P>Later buddy!<P>ISTS<P>
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AHA! Time to try and look smarter than I am by answering all these questions! *Whips out his 'Look-Really-Cool' Electric Green Wraparound shades and sits down for a good round of Quiz answering*<P>Now then...<P>[Ronnie-Related:]<P>Who, me? But I'm not even close to the same species...
Oh, that wasn't a Q...silly me!<P>[Which Debucon member are you looking forward to seeing most?]<P>Pig-Stye...for no reason other then I I have no idea who the hell he is and I'm curious.<P>[After the Debucon Saga, Which villain would you like to see emerge next?]<P>Principal Lockjaw...or is he a Villain?
Otherwise, I'd have to say Paper Machete.<P>[I'm beginning to think that Flora and Slip are not being the center of attention enough. Do you think they deserve the spotlight more?]<P>That one gets a super-duper flying FUCK YES!! And I was of this opinion ever since I saw no "Brief History" for either of them...even though it seemed a little less obvious for them what might be put in there, so it's all good.<P>[How bad do you want to see more Flash animation? Do you think I can give Dave Kelly a run for his money?]<P>Hey, how will we know if ya don't try? ^____^<P>[Here's a scenario (males only): You ask Ronnie for permission to grope Rebbecca. He says, "You'll have to feel ME up, first." Would you touch Ronnie for a chance to do the same to Rebbecca?]<P>Well, I have very slight Bi tendencies, but still...it boils down to is it worth it?
For my part of course, the question need not be asked [Oooh, sweet, sweet becky]<P>[And now a scenario for females: Rebbecca seems interested in you. If you go with her, do you do it behind Ronnie's back(he won't mind if it's another girl), or do you invite Ronnie in for a manage au tres?]<P>Well, I'm not a female...
But if I were, I'd have to say Hell Yes Indeedy.<P>[Try to guess the following:]<P>Okey dokey.<P>[How much does Cookie weigh?]<P>I'll say...202.5 Kg/450 lbs<P>[How much do you think Cookie can eat?]<P>The equivalent of 20 Hawaiian Pizzas with Extra Cheese would be a good ballprk figure, I'm thinking.<P>[How much does Humongor weigh?]<P>At a guess, I'd give him a good 2.5 Tonnes [2250 Kg/5000 lbs]<P>[How tall is Humongor?]<P>Judgign by the pictures, I'm going to go with a good 9 meters [30 feet.]<P>
PS: Metric all the way!!!<P>
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[Jackie Chan Adventures: Chan, who mind you did all this own dubs in his movies, does the voice over for himself in this cartoon. Is this a comedy or a tragedy?]<P>Jury's out on that one. One hand, my brain says "Cool!", and on the other it says "Fucking Hell!".<P>[How many times would you Put the word "Really" between the words "Digimon" and "Sucks" in a sentence?]<P>I assume you all understand the concept of a "Googol", yes? Perhaps even a "Googolplex" if I'm in a bad mood.<P>[What kind of ass does Digimon suck? An example would be "Digimon sucks monkey ass."]<P>Flobberworm ass, at the very least. [For Potter-illeterates, "Janet Reno" would be an acceptable substitute]<P>[How many people do you think deserve to die because a Pokemon cartoon lasts only 20 minutes, and a stupid Poke-karaoke, or whatever the fuck it's called, song is placed before the credits to take up space?]<P>I'd say a number of people numerically equal to teh current population of the good state of New Jersey. [PLEASE put that pipe wrench down Ryan, I said EQUIVALENT OF!!]<P>[When do you think FOX will finally realize that no matter how many bad animes they import to Saturday morning, they'll never make up the lost ratings because WB grabbed the rights to the Pokemon cartoon first?]<P>Never. It's all for the best...they will all starve and die cold and alone.<P>[How many times did you vomit when you heard the theme song to Escaflowne?]<P>Haven't heard it yet, and I don't ever plan on doing so.<P>[Here's one for Transformers fans: How many stories did you plummet after you first saw Beast Machines?]<P>Non comprende, senor.<P>[Which has the stupidest looking 3D CGI animation: Action Man or Max Steel?]<P>Max Steel by FAR.<P>[Do you actually like any of the cartoons I just badmouthed?]<P>Action Man, sort of Beast Machines, and Digimon is good for ripping big, nasty monster concepts off of because they are all stereotypically two-dimensional freaks anyway. The rest can burn in hell like the scum they are.<P>[Personal:]
[What's your favorite waste of time?]<P>Video Games!!! YEAH!!!<P>[What's the last thing you ate? (And I mean food, not what YOU'RE thinking.)]<P>I couldn't honestly make a dirty joke here, even if I wanted to, unfortunately.
What was the last thing I ate? ice Cubes...several of them. Nummy.<P>[What are you wearing? (Mrrow!)]<P>Not telling, you saucy devils you! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">
Oh, that wasn't a Q...silly me!<P>[Which Debucon member are you looking forward to seeing most?]<P>Pig-Stye...for no reason other then I I have no idea who the hell he is and I'm curious.<P>[After the Debucon Saga, Which villain would you like to see emerge next?]<P>Principal Lockjaw...or is he a Villain?
Otherwise, I'd have to say Paper Machete.<P>[I'm beginning to think that Flora and Slip are not being the center of attention enough. Do you think they deserve the spotlight more?]<P>That one gets a super-duper flying FUCK YES!! And I was of this opinion ever since I saw no "Brief History" for either of them...even though it seemed a little less obvious for them what might be put in there, so it's all good.<P>[How bad do you want to see more Flash animation? Do you think I can give Dave Kelly a run for his money?]<P>Hey, how will we know if ya don't try? ^____^<P>[Here's a scenario (males only): You ask Ronnie for permission to grope Rebbecca. He says, "You'll have to feel ME up, first." Would you touch Ronnie for a chance to do the same to Rebbecca?]<P>Well, I have very slight Bi tendencies, but still...it boils down to is it worth it?
For my part of course, the question need not be asked [Oooh, sweet, sweet becky]<P>[And now a scenario for females: Rebbecca seems interested in you. If you go with her, do you do it behind Ronnie's back(he won't mind if it's another girl), or do you invite Ronnie in for a manage au tres?]<P>Well, I'm not a female...
But if I were, I'd have to say Hell Yes Indeedy.<P>[Try to guess the following:]<P>Okey dokey.<P>[How much does Cookie weigh?]<P>I'll say...202.5 Kg/450 lbs<P>[How much do you think Cookie can eat?]<P>The equivalent of 20 Hawaiian Pizzas with Extra Cheese would be a good ballprk figure, I'm thinking.<P>[How much does Humongor weigh?]<P>At a guess, I'd give him a good 2.5 Tonnes [2250 Kg/5000 lbs]<P>[How tall is Humongor?]<P>Judgign by the pictures, I'm going to go with a good 9 meters [30 feet.]<P>
PS: Metric all the way!!!<P>
[Cartoons:]
[Jackie Chan Adventures: Chan, who mind you did all this own dubs in his movies, does the voice over for himself in this cartoon. Is this a comedy or a tragedy?]<P>Jury's out on that one. One hand, my brain says "Cool!", and on the other it says "Fucking Hell!".<P>[How many times would you Put the word "Really" between the words "Digimon" and "Sucks" in a sentence?]<P>I assume you all understand the concept of a "Googol", yes? Perhaps even a "Googolplex" if I'm in a bad mood.<P>[What kind of ass does Digimon suck? An example would be "Digimon sucks monkey ass."]<P>Flobberworm ass, at the very least. [For Potter-illeterates, "Janet Reno" would be an acceptable substitute]<P>[How many people do you think deserve to die because a Pokemon cartoon lasts only 20 minutes, and a stupid Poke-karaoke, or whatever the fuck it's called, song is placed before the credits to take up space?]<P>I'd say a number of people numerically equal to teh current population of the good state of New Jersey. [PLEASE put that pipe wrench down Ryan, I said EQUIVALENT OF!!]<P>[When do you think FOX will finally realize that no matter how many bad animes they import to Saturday morning, they'll never make up the lost ratings because WB grabbed the rights to the Pokemon cartoon first?]<P>Never. It's all for the best...they will all starve and die cold and alone.<P>[How many times did you vomit when you heard the theme song to Escaflowne?]<P>Haven't heard it yet, and I don't ever plan on doing so.<P>[Here's one for Transformers fans: How many stories did you plummet after you first saw Beast Machines?]<P>Non comprende, senor.<P>[Which has the stupidest looking 3D CGI animation: Action Man or Max Steel?]<P>Max Steel by FAR.<P>[Do you actually like any of the cartoons I just badmouthed?]<P>Action Man, sort of Beast Machines, and Digimon is good for ripping big, nasty monster concepts off of because they are all stereotypically two-dimensional freaks anyway. The rest can burn in hell like the scum they are.<P>[Personal:]
[What's your favorite waste of time?]<P>Video Games!!! YEAH!!!<P>[What's the last thing you ate? (And I mean food, not what YOU'RE thinking.)]<P>I couldn't honestly make a dirty joke here, even if I wanted to, unfortunately.
What was the last thing I ate? ice Cubes...several of them. Nummy.<P>[What are you wearing? (Mrrow!)]<P>Not telling, you saucy devils you! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ryan J. Smith:
<B>I grouped this quizlet into sections:
Ronnie-Related:
Which Debucon member are you looking forward to seeing most?
>DA KING, Baby!!<P>After the Debucon Saga, Which villain would you like to see emerge next?
I'm beginning to think that Flora and Slip are not being the center of attention enough. Do you think they deserve the spotlight more?
>Yeah, Slip, but only because I am biased in favor of cartoon penguins.<P>How bad do you want to see more Flash animation? Do you think I can give Dave Kelly a run for his money? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">
>I dunno, I haven't seen any of DK's flash.<P>Here's a scenario (males only): You ask Ronnie for permission to grope Rebbecca. He says, "You'll have to feel ME up, first." Would you touch Ronnie for a chance to do the same to Rebbecca?
>Firstly I don't THINK ronnie would ever say that to another male. He'd just try and beat the crap outta whatever guy was ooglin' at his precious woman.
>That said, yeah. in a heartbeat. (Bisexuality pays when it comes to "manhood-threatening" questions like these.
>*tee-hee*<P>And now a scenario for females: Rebbecca seems interested in you. If you go with her, do you do it behind Ronnie's back(he won't mind if it's another girl), or do you invite Ronnie in for a <I>manage au tres</I>? (ahem. menage a trois. Sorry, couldn't help it.)<P>Try to guess the following:
How much does Cookie weigh?
>ummmmmmm....
How much do you think Cookie can eat?
>uhhhhhhh....
How much does Humongor weigh?
>d'uuuuhhhh...
How tall is Humongor?
D'OH!!<P>Cartoons:
<I>Jackie Chan Adventures</I>: Chan, who mind you did all this own dubs in his movies, does the voice over for himself in this cartoon. Is this a comedy or a tragedy?
>I think it's cool! Better than some caucasian guy with a bad accent doin' his voice, or, worse yet... a caucasian guys speaking PERFECT AMERICAN!!! Yeesh!!<P>How many times would you Put the word "Really" between the words "<I>Digimon</I>" and "Sucks" in a sentence?
>None. Just "Digimon Sucks" would suffice for the amount of dislike I have for it. Not too much, not too little. Basically, Garudamon os cool. Tentomon is cool. But then, I have a thing for birds and beetles. Sue me.<P>What kind of ass does <I>Digimon</I> suck? An example would be "<I>Digimon</I> sucks monkey</B> ass."
uhhhhhh.... <P>How many people do you think deserve to die because a Pokemon cartoon lasts only 20 minutes, and a stupid Poke-karaoke, or whatever the fuck it's called, song is placed before the credits to take up space?
>I think that anyone who is responsible for PokeMon should die for general purposes, except, Addie Blaustein, the voice of Meowth, because she co-wrote and, I think DREW many of my favorite comics. Particularly Milestone Comics. And maybe John Loeffler, because how many John Loefflers can there BE in the world? (Went to vocational school with a John Loeffler, I keep wondering if it's the same guy.)<P>When do you think FOX will finally realize that no matter how many bad animes they import to Saturday morning, they'll never make up the lost ratings because WB grabbed the rights to the Pokemon cartoon first?
>Poor bastards already KNOW, but they're powerless to do anything about it. If they had just kept to GOOD superhero cartoons, they wouldn't BE in this mess!<P>How many times did you vomit when you heard the theme song to <I>Escaflowne</I>?
>Haven't heard it. I refuse to watch the damned show, and any others LIKE it!!<P>Here's one for Transformers fans: How many stories did you plummet after you first saw <I>Beast Machines</I>?
>13<P>Which has the stupidest looking 3D CGI animation: <I>Action Man</I> or <I>Max Steel</I>?
>TIE.<P>Do you actually like any of the cartoons I just badmouthed?
>Not the toons themselves, just some characters: Team Rocket, Garudamon, Tentomon,
RatTrap.<P>Personal:
What's your favorite waste of time?
>Masturbation. There, I said it.<P>What's the last thing you ate? (And I mean food, not what YOU'RE thinking.)
>Spaghetti<P>What are you wearing? (Mrrow! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> )
>My "Sleepy Hollow" T-shirt & bluejeans.
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<B>I grouped this quizlet into sections:
Ronnie-Related:
Which Debucon member are you looking forward to seeing most?
>DA KING, Baby!!<P>After the Debucon Saga, Which villain would you like to see emerge next?
I'm beginning to think that Flora and Slip are not being the center of attention enough. Do you think they deserve the spotlight more?
>Yeah, Slip, but only because I am biased in favor of cartoon penguins.<P>How bad do you want to see more Flash animation? Do you think I can give Dave Kelly a run for his money? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">
>I dunno, I haven't seen any of DK's flash.<P>Here's a scenario (males only): You ask Ronnie for permission to grope Rebbecca. He says, "You'll have to feel ME up, first." Would you touch Ronnie for a chance to do the same to Rebbecca?
>Firstly I don't THINK ronnie would ever say that to another male. He'd just try and beat the crap outta whatever guy was ooglin' at his precious woman.
>That said, yeah. in a heartbeat. (Bisexuality pays when it comes to "manhood-threatening" questions like these.
>*tee-hee*<P>And now a scenario for females: Rebbecca seems interested in you. If you go with her, do you do it behind Ronnie's back(he won't mind if it's another girl), or do you invite Ronnie in for a <I>manage au tres</I>? (ahem. menage a trois. Sorry, couldn't help it.)<P>Try to guess the following:
How much does Cookie weigh?
>ummmmmmm....
How much do you think Cookie can eat?
>uhhhhhhh....
How much does Humongor weigh?
>d'uuuuhhhh...
How tall is Humongor?
D'OH!!<P>Cartoons:
<I>Jackie Chan Adventures</I>: Chan, who mind you did all this own dubs in his movies, does the voice over for himself in this cartoon. Is this a comedy or a tragedy?
>I think it's cool! Better than some caucasian guy with a bad accent doin' his voice, or, worse yet... a caucasian guys speaking PERFECT AMERICAN!!! Yeesh!!<P>How many times would you Put the word "Really" between the words "<I>Digimon</I>" and "Sucks" in a sentence?
>None. Just "Digimon Sucks" would suffice for the amount of dislike I have for it. Not too much, not too little. Basically, Garudamon os cool. Tentomon is cool. But then, I have a thing for birds and beetles. Sue me.<P>What kind of ass does <I>Digimon</I> suck? An example would be "<I>Digimon</I> sucks monkey</B> ass."
uhhhhhh.... <P>How many people do you think deserve to die because a Pokemon cartoon lasts only 20 minutes, and a stupid Poke-karaoke, or whatever the fuck it's called, song is placed before the credits to take up space?
>I think that anyone who is responsible for PokeMon should die for general purposes, except, Addie Blaustein, the voice of Meowth, because she co-wrote and, I think DREW many of my favorite comics. Particularly Milestone Comics. And maybe John Loeffler, because how many John Loefflers can there BE in the world? (Went to vocational school with a John Loeffler, I keep wondering if it's the same guy.)<P>When do you think FOX will finally realize that no matter how many bad animes they import to Saturday morning, they'll never make up the lost ratings because WB grabbed the rights to the Pokemon cartoon first?
>Poor bastards already KNOW, but they're powerless to do anything about it. If they had just kept to GOOD superhero cartoons, they wouldn't BE in this mess!<P>How many times did you vomit when you heard the theme song to <I>Escaflowne</I>?
>Haven't heard it. I refuse to watch the damned show, and any others LIKE it!!<P>Here's one for Transformers fans: How many stories did you plummet after you first saw <I>Beast Machines</I>?
>13<P>Which has the stupidest looking 3D CGI animation: <I>Action Man</I> or <I>Max Steel</I>?
>TIE.<P>Do you actually like any of the cartoons I just badmouthed?
>Not the toons themselves, just some characters: Team Rocket, Garudamon, Tentomon,
RatTrap.<P>Personal:
What's your favorite waste of time?
>Masturbation. There, I said it.<P>What's the last thing you ate? (And I mean food, not what YOU'RE thinking.)
>Spaghetti<P>What are you wearing? (Mrrow! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> )
>My "Sleepy Hollow" T-shirt & bluejeans.
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"I like my evil like I like my men... EVIL!"
-Buffy Summers<P>COFFEEHAUS
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