When the fortune cookie speaks, I listen. Enjoy more gift art!<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.daxhack.com/comics/etr2.jpg"> <P>And if you don't like my punchline, here are the other punchlines that comic artists in #webcomics suggested (mostly from John Troutman and not_damonk, of course)!<P> "Wow, the flowers must be more addictive than heroine."
"Score! I didn't have to pay full street value for that weed and she loves it!"
"Chocolate coated flowers - WHAT WAS I THINKING?!"
"She'll never realize I inject the flowers with Love Potion #9 until it's too late..."
"I bet Damonk never got her edible flowers."
"I guess I better not tell her that they were plastic"
"I hope the rose thorns don't rip her throat to shreds."
"The joke's on her! I laced those flowers with cyanide!"
"I wonder if she reads Kevin and Kell?"
"So that's how she gets rose-petal skin"
"Wow. This was certainly cheaper than dinner at Chez FrouFrou"
"Wow. I wish ALL my dates were this cheap to feed."
"This happened on my date with Babs last night too. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!"
"Wow. Good thing that fortune didn't say treat someone to a car"
"The self-raising flower must have rose"<P>JB<P>------------------
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heh...<P>now can you guess WHO wrote WHICH punchlines?<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>------------------
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"no. i only look like him, umm, i mean~~ never heard of the guy..."
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Woah, now this is odd - I see this thread started last night, and now this girl's door to her dorm room across the hall has a fortune cookie fortune on it that says "There are no roses without thorns." Meg, is this stage 1 of our take-over-the-world propaganda campaign? If so, then why didn't you notify your security advisor? ~_^<P>- Glenn<P>---------------
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by daxhack:
<B>When the fortune cookie speaks, I listen. Enjoy more gift art!<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>*enjoys muchly* Thanks!!!!!!!(more exclamation points)!!!!!!! ah hee hee... *looks up at her dried roses* um.. getting hungry... *lol* i like the original punchline, but lessee... *makes wild guesses*<P><B>"Score! I didn't have to pay full street value for that weed and she loves it!"</B>- this one sounds not-damonkish.<P><B>"Chocolate coated flowers - WHAT WAS I THINKING?!"</B>- actually, those are usually nasty. yes, i've partaken of chocolate roses.<P><B>"She'll never realize I inject the flowers with Love Potion #9 until it's too late..."</B>- this one sounds more dennis-like, actually...<P><B>"I bet Damonk never got her edible flowers."</B> - Trout? or not_damonk knowing the truth about damonk? ^_~<P><B>"I guess I better not tell her that they were plastic" </B>- definitely trout<P><B>"The joke's on her! I laced those flowers with cyanide!"</B>- very trout.<P><B>"Wow. I wish ALL my dates were this cheap to feed."</B> - ah! this must come from an infiltrating ex-boyfriend! i AM that cheap to feed... ^^<P><B>"This happened on my date with Babs last night too. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!"</B>- I'm guessing Buster Bunny wrote that one.<P><B>"Wow. Good thing that fortune didn't say treat someone to a car"</B> mmm.. cars... crunchy, yet goes down smooth...<P>ah, so much fanart!! need to fix up my page so everyone can see the cool ones jess and glenn sent me ^^<P>I also should get on this #webcomics thing... need to figure out irc first...<P>
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Now with more Special Sauce!
It's mighty bold! In fact, it's too bold for human consumption!<p>[This message has been edited by NotoriousMEQ (edited 03-09-2001).]
<B>When the fortune cookie speaks, I listen. Enjoy more gift art!<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>*enjoys muchly* Thanks!!!!!!!(more exclamation points)!!!!!!! ah hee hee... *looks up at her dried roses* um.. getting hungry... *lol* i like the original punchline, but lessee... *makes wild guesses*<P><B>"Score! I didn't have to pay full street value for that weed and she loves it!"</B>- this one sounds not-damonkish.<P><B>"Chocolate coated flowers - WHAT WAS I THINKING?!"</B>- actually, those are usually nasty. yes, i've partaken of chocolate roses.<P><B>"She'll never realize I inject the flowers with Love Potion #9 until it's too late..."</B>- this one sounds more dennis-like, actually...<P><B>"I bet Damonk never got her edible flowers."</B> - Trout? or not_damonk knowing the truth about damonk? ^_~<P><B>"I guess I better not tell her that they were plastic" </B>- definitely trout<P><B>"The joke's on her! I laced those flowers with cyanide!"</B>- very trout.<P><B>"Wow. I wish ALL my dates were this cheap to feed."</B> - ah! this must come from an infiltrating ex-boyfriend! i AM that cheap to feed... ^^<P><B>"This happened on my date with Babs last night too. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!"</B>- I'm guessing Buster Bunny wrote that one.<P><B>"Wow. Good thing that fortune didn't say treat someone to a car"</B> mmm.. cars... crunchy, yet goes down smooth...<P>ah, so much fanart!! need to fix up my page so everyone can see the cool ones jess and glenn sent me ^^<P>I also should get on this #webcomics thing... need to figure out irc first...<P>
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Now with more Special Sauce!
It's mighty bold! In fact, it's too bold for human consumption!<p>[This message has been edited by NotoriousMEQ (edited 03-09-2001).]
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NotoriousMEQ:
<B>dammit, now i've got the song in MY head!</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Heh, consider yourself lucky! I've had "Teen Angel" stuck in my head all WEEK and it WON'T GO AWAY!!!<P>Stupid Denny's jukebox randomizer...<P><P>------------------
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<B>dammit, now i've got the song in MY head!</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Heh, consider yourself lucky! I've had "Teen Angel" stuck in my head all WEEK and it WON'T GO AWAY!!!<P>Stupid Denny's jukebox randomizer...<P><P>------------------
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NotoriousMEQ:
<B>*giggles* hey mr wonderful...
..ooh you're so incredible...</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><B>dammit, now i've got the song in MY head!</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Muhaha! Now you shall know my TRUE power! ~_^
<B>*giggles* hey mr wonderful...
..ooh you're so incredible...</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><B>dammit, now i've got the song in MY head!</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Muhaha! Now you shall know my TRUE power! ~_^
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What a coool "Eating Roses" Fanart and a cool Matthew fanart!<P>Here are more (all admittedly stupid) punchlines that I made up:<P>
"Now that I've got her out of my way, I can finally figure out what 01 05 10 40 44 47 means."<P>"Go ahead and eat them. See if I care. That just means more Krispy Kreme for me."<P>"Eating the roses is a strange habit is a strange habit is a strange habit is a strange habit."<P>"Hey, didn't your parents ever show you how to share?"<P>"She mustn't know that I took a nib off that dozen before I gave it to her...must cover..thorn..punctures...on...lips...with....my...hand..."<P>"No wonder your bathroom smells so fragrant!"<P>"yeeeap...Riboflavin for the eyesight, calcium for the bones, folic acid for your heart, vitamin c for the..." <P>"Bear up bison never say die..."<P>"Maybe if I drew her eyes open, she'd know that's she's eating a frickin' rose."<P>"Don't throw away the stem. It makes a great soup!"<P>"Hey, what do you have against caterpillars?"<P>"From this angle, you look a lot like Mel. Perhaps if I grew my hair longer, I can look like Gabe!"<P>"Out of curiosity, what happened to that cat I gave you for your birthday?"<P>"Come'on, now's the time to think up a really witty 'all your rose are belong to us' joke."<P>"So this is what happens when she takes a week off from drawing and lets some anonymous hack fill in for her." <P>"Sexxxxy!"<P>
With Apologies ^_^
Bryan<P>
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"Now that I've got her out of my way, I can finally figure out what 01 05 10 40 44 47 means."<P>"Go ahead and eat them. See if I care. That just means more Krispy Kreme for me."<P>"Eating the roses is a strange habit is a strange habit is a strange habit is a strange habit."<P>"Hey, didn't your parents ever show you how to share?"<P>"She mustn't know that I took a nib off that dozen before I gave it to her...must cover..thorn..punctures...on...lips...with....my...hand..."<P>"No wonder your bathroom smells so fragrant!"<P>"yeeeap...Riboflavin for the eyesight, calcium for the bones, folic acid for your heart, vitamin c for the..." <P>"Bear up bison never say die..."<P>"Maybe if I drew her eyes open, she'd know that's she's eating a frickin' rose."<P>"Don't throw away the stem. It makes a great soup!"<P>"Hey, what do you have against caterpillars?"<P>"From this angle, you look a lot like Mel. Perhaps if I grew my hair longer, I can look like Gabe!"<P>"Out of curiosity, what happened to that cat I gave you for your birthday?"<P>"Come'on, now's the time to think up a really witty 'all your rose are belong to us' joke."<P>"So this is what happens when she takes a week off from drawing and lets some anonymous hack fill in for her." <P>"Sexxxxy!"<P>
With Apologies ^_^
Bryan<P>
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<A HREF="http://constancy.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Seasons Of Constancy</A> ..or..
<A HREF="http://www.bryanwongroman.com" TARGET=_blank>Pelolos PTEMAI</A>
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Wow! So many more punchlines! I came up with a few more myself...<P>"Hm, if she can do 1-inch diameter branches, I'll sell my wood chipper!"<P>"So that's what happened to the floral centerpiece on my dinner table."<P>"If all comic strip artists take their comic strips this seriously, I have to wonder about the 'Whar's me brain dude.'"<P>
And a bunch of others that weren't any good cause my brain is fried as a result of working too much lately.<P>Nice Mr. Phucket too, BTW.<P>Jason<P>------------------
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And a bunch of others that weren't any good cause my brain is fried as a result of working too much lately.<P>Nice Mr. Phucket too, BTW.<P>Jason<P>------------------
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