The Last Word Thread

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 6:55 am

aeridus wrote:Oh my god! Bear is driving! How can this be?

[I have the last word.]

What is that from?

[I have the last word.]

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:54 am

kingofthemorlocks wrote:
aeridus wrote:Oh my god! Bear is driving! How can this be?

[I have the last word.]
What is that from?

[I have the last word.]

Clerks Animated.

[I have the last word.]

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:47 pm

I just configured my Xbox360 controllers to work for my computer roms, games, and stuff. It is really cool! I have a sweet program that not only lets me map the keys, but make function [a series of commands] at the touch of a button, make macros [so I can leave my computer idle while my character mines gold for 7 hours], spam text with one click, and even change the nature of the default game controls.

Example of all:
In KotOR I now have a heal command which uses a medpack on each one of my characters instead of going to each one idividually.

My brother wants me to do something that will allow him to farm or something for hours in Runescape.

Hitting the 'back' button sends the message "Fucking pwnt n00b" in my online games.

And now in Halo:CE PC edition, I have a default crouch. Let me explain: my character will stay crouched until I push the control stick far enough. This is very useful as when you are crouched you don't appear on the enemy motion detector. So I walk around crouched unless I need to sprint. With my previous control scheme I had to hold down a button to crouch which made it kind of troublesome.

I am coming up with more stuff tomorrow.

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:01 pm

aeridus wrote:My anus is bleeding!

[I have the last word.]

For the love of god and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding!!!!

Yaaaayyy!

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:30 pm

My DM's girlfriend called him a jerkface.

So he called her an asshat.

Then they both looked at me and declared me to be a vagina-cake.

True story.

[the Vagina-cake has the last word.]

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:32 pm

GODDAMNIT YOU TELL ME THE MOST REVOLTING TERMS I CAN IMAGINE!

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:35 pm

Swordzie is repulsed by the vagina

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:31 pm

Mmmm, vagina cake...

[I have the last word.]

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 4:52 pm

Yeah IF ITS MADE INTO CAKE!!!

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:50 pm

*shlick shlick shlick shlick shlick shlick shlick shlick shlick shlick shlick*

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:52 pm

See, that's hot.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:22 pm

Treasure houses!

[I have the last word.]

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:20 pm

swordsman3003 wrote:Yeah IF ITS MADE INTO CAKE!!!

What do you have against cake?

Chocolate Cake, Pineapple Upside-Down Cake, Yellow Cake, white cake, Buck Cake, Vagina Cake. All yummy examples of cake.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:41 pm

I'm sure its real tasty if you make it with FUCKING PENIS BUTTER ~!

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:36 am

swordsman3003 wrote:I'm sure its real tasty if you make it with FUCKING PENIS BUTTER ~!

That is the main ingredient in Buck Cake after all.

I believe that Vagina Cake uses clitty litter as it's main ingredient.

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:00 am

Ew.
[I have the last word.]

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:54 am

Actually, it has been decided that vagina-cake is licking cake frosting off a vagina OR an ordinary cake made to look like a vagina.

Vaginas make Swordzie vomit.

[I have the last word.]

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:07 am

I wouldn't like licking frosting off of anything. I don't like frosting.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:16 am

You are an unnatural abomination in the eyes of the Frosting Gods.

[I have the last word.]

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:38 am

Reminds me of a joke. A bunch of guys who were born in the same year, good pals were turning 50. The first one was a plumber, and he got a cake that was shaped like a pipe. The second was a optician, and he got a cake shaped like an eyeball. Then everyone turned to the next guy, who would turn 50 in a few weeks, who was a gynecologist. "Can't wait"