Vital information for your everyday life

[Komiyan]

If you work in a company of 90% women, prepare for the lulz to just roll in...

Unless they're performing McDuffie's scientific research. On you.

[Laemkral]

The people at the highest levels of an organization typically have no understanding of operations at the lowest level, but will usually be the ones who determine the policies to be followed at that level.

Pull pin, throw grenade. Pull PIN, throw GRENADE. SUB-LESSON: If you can't throw a soda can out an open car window on the first try, let someone else throw the grenade.

Tomorrow is another day, so its statistically likely to be just as crappy as today was.

[Ahaugen]

life sucks, get a helmet

[Ekolter]

You can never completely child-proof your home. This said as I currently have 3 babes in the house - a 3 year old, an 15 month old and my 7 month old! (old friend visiting for the weekend with her boys)

No matter what you say and do darling, someone will always call you a bitch. So just say fuck it and say/do it anyway.

When you're thinking your getting ahead and things figured out, you realized it's Monday...again.

I could go on and on with this topic....

[Redtech]

If you work in a company of 90% women, prepare for the lulz to just roll in...

Unless they're performing McDuffie's scientific research. On you.

Never said they were young or attractive. Oh well, they don't all hate me. Yet.

-Chocolate for women is like garlic flavoured tranquilisers for vampires. Use sparingly.
-The success of a plan is inversely proportional to the time spent planning.
-If in doubt, no, it is not chicken.

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

Remember to eat.

If you had milk yesterday and didn't wash out the cup, and you want milk again now but are lazy, you can just pour more milk over the remainder and nothing bad will come of it. Repeat until you are disgusted with yourself enough to do the dishes.

[Komiyan]

If you work in a company of 90% women, prepare for the lulz to just roll in...

Unless they're performing McDuffie's scientific research. On you.

Never said they were young or attractive. Oh well, they don't all hate me. Yet.

I meant the ball kicking research, and if you act like this around them, expect it to start soon!

[Prettysenshi]

Assume he doesn't have one.

You can never have enough socks.

[Killbert-Robby]

Learn to cook. If you learn how to cook, people will give you food in return for cooking it. You can get a really good racket of free meals going.

[Laemkral]

You can never have enough socks.

OH. MY. GOD. So damn true. I've finally had the chance to receive free from the Army replacement clothing, and most of it I've used on fresh socks. I've gone from 2 weeks worth to a month's supply of socks, and that's after also throwing out all my old stuff.

[McDuffies]

Remember to eat.

If you had milk yesterday and didn't wash out the cup, and you want milk again now but are lazy, you can just pour more milk over the remainder and nothing bad will come of it. Repeat until you are disgusted with yourself enough to do the dishes.

It starts tasting moldy after a while.

[Alias Pseudonym]

This spambot is impressively clever. Also I hope it steals this post because that would be hilarious.

Also: save every ten words or three brush strokes. Computers crash all the time for no reason.

[Bustertheclown]

Configure your CBR to display images sideways, and then tip your monitor to a portrait orientation. You'll never have to scroll while reading old X-Men scans again.

[McDuffies]

Where does the other sock go? I keep losing one out of each pair.

[Ti-Phil]

Where does the other sock go? I keep losing one out of each pair.

There was that covered in a movie here : All the lost socks are sucked into a small black hole and they end up floating at the end of the universe for all eternity.

[Terotrous]

Where does the other sock go? I keep losing one out of each pair.

It goes off to pair with another sock, until it gets bored and gets lost again.

Such are the tales of the traveling sock.

[BrownEyedCat]

If you do nothing for long enough, something interesting will eventually happen.

But you'll handle it very awkwardly.

[Dr Legostar]

driving long distances sucks, but it's easier if there's actually enough room in the car for passengers.

[Ti-Phil]

Life is a turkey, and we are the stuffing.

[Redtech]

Despite whatever you've been told by your friends, your ass was not made for that.