How do you want to die?

Avatar007 · Post by **Avatar007** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:31 pm

Keffria wrote:
avatar__007 wrote:
Keffria wrote:I'd say in my sleep, after having led a long and fulfilling life. I haven't kept up with the statistics -- how likely is that, these days?
Living a long fulfilling life or dying in one's sleep?

I suppose neither is really that popular.
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Well, there's "unpopular" and then there's "ridiculously unpopular"... I suppose I'd just prefer not to go painfully.

I think "ridiculously unpopular" is reserved for anus-related deaths.

Prettysenshi · Post by **Prettysenshi** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:34 pm

In an ideal world, I'm immortal.

But the world is not ideal, so if I do die, I want to be content with where I am in life at the time, and I want it to be quick, easy, clean and painless.

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:40 pm

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:Eww, vomit's yucky.

You, sir, will go down in history for that quote.

Meaning I'll attempt to make it an in-joke.

Lol.... Am I the only one laughing at that? Probably, eh.

And yes, I realize immortality would eventually SUCK. Perhaps immortality, with the power to give it up (like, once all other sentient life ceases to exist and shows no sign of ever returning). I would still prefer it.

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:40 pm

I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather, and not screaming, like the people in his car.

Dutch! · Post by **Dutch!** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:43 pm

Aw, bugger it! I was one post away from putting that line in myself, Dark!

I'd be happy to go anytime after myb mid eighties.

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:59 pm

Dutch! wrote:Aw, bugger it! I was one post away from putting that line in myself, Dark!

That's what I do. I know what people are going to say, and then say it before they can.

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:47 pm

In the arms of a loved one.

Which means dying with my favorite hooker.

too ugly to get married.

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:09 pm

AIDS

Moloch's post made me giggle vehemently =o

Although not that surprised since I'm apparently his biggest fan =D

READ THE CHILDREN OF MOLOCH IT RAPES MEGABYTES DIGITALLY

Anywherebuthere · Post by **Anywherebuthere** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:11 pm

Preferably with a beautifull brunette 40 years my younger giving me chest compressions after a wild night of absolutly amazing pasta cooking....

Damn, I love me a fine fine ravioli.

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:56 pm

I figure the drugs aren't gonna leave me with much of an option.

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:00 am

Teammayhem wrote:In the arms of a loved one.

Which means dying with my favorite hooker.

too ugly to get married.

Don't be so pessimistic! I'm sure we could find you a nice blind woman.

Dutch! · Post by **Dutch!** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:50 am

Nah. Get him a two bag woman.

One bag for her head, the second one for you in case hers rips.

JexKerome · Post by **JexKerome** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:59 am

In the misquoted words of Woody Allen, "it's not that I fear Death, but I'd rather be somewhere else when it happens to me".

On the other hand, that All-Powerful, All-Knowing Entity known as the Internet told me I was going to die at 85, lynched by a mob of angry third-worlders, And when you consider my life's goal is to become a third-world dictator, and that the plan is Going Well, it seems then that the Internet might indeed be in t he right.

On the plus side, I'll get to see all my friends and foes die before I go (with the exception, of course, of the shmuck who sends those angry third-worlders after me in my old age).

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:02 am

On a big pile of money, with many beautiful ladies.

No, wait, that's how I want to live...

TBAC · Post by **TBAC** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:37 am

Look at the avatar. There you will see a 2.0 x 2.5 x 3.0 cm right frontal lobe ring enhancing mass with edema, which leads us to 2 possibilities:

1. seizures will turn slowly turn slowly turn slowly turn my gray matter into mush the consistency of oatmeal or a nice porridge, which is great for Jerry Springer re-runs.

2. one last explosion of rage, probably self-directed which may very well manifest itself in the form of a 3 ft length of garden hose, 1 large funnel, and some very large mostly illegal, can only be found in Mexico, FIREWORKS!

'nuff said

tbac

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:03 am

Gengar003 wrote:I would prefer immortality. Should I have to die, I would want it to be of old age, surrounded by loved ones, after a good, full, and productive life.

I'll be boring/sane and second this one. Toxic's drowning in a toilet seems tempting but it's not something I've never experienced.
See, I wouldn't prefere dying while being with young brunette over dying while recalling of how I was with a young brunette.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:04 am

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:09 am

avatar__007 wrote:Explosion. X-Wing.

It's the only real painless way to go.

Porkins didn't seem to think so.

I'd prefer laser fire from an AT-AT like Dak.

Avatar007 · Post by **Avatar007** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:03 am

Noise Monkey wrote:
avatar__007 wrote:Explosion. X-Wing.

It's the only real painless way to go.
Porkins didn't seem to think so.

I'd prefer laser fire from an AT-AT like Dak.

Yeah, but the poor slob didn't get a decent instantaneous explosion. That's really what I'm after, some sort of proton torpedo right up the tail-pipe.

Aster Azul · Post by **Aster Azul** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:26 am

If I can't have immortality...

I'd want to die a horribly painful death while fighting for some sort of righteous cause. Preferably the sort of righteous cause that involves me and the main villain/hero tumbling into a volcano. Afterwards there would be a large and colorful explosion, and my many mortal lovers would weep for my demise.

Hee hee. I ain't picky.

I figure, if you're going to die, you might as well die in as dramatic and excruciating a way possible. You only get to experience it once, right?

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