Keenspace's wiki entry is teh gay

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:05 pm

I think if I was in that position, I'd just resign myself to wearing a pup tent.

Anywherebuthere · Post by **Anywherebuthere** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:06 pm

You'ld be amazed at what a qualified talor can do with a tarp.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:08 pm

Tarps are for the unrefined. Wear wigs. I'm currently developing a very tasteful wig-kini that will be a smash in Europe.

Isukiyomi · Post by **Isukiyomi** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:09 pm

Ya mean like a chincilla bathing suit? 'cause that's been done.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:11 pm

It has? Dammit!!! *throws away years of of investment and research*

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:13 pm

NOW will you go back to updating?

Anywherebuthere · Post by **Anywherebuthere** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:13 pm

Sortelli, you fool!

All you would have needed to do was to DYE the wigs. Yes, chincilla bathings suits may be old hat, but HOT PINK chincilla bathing suits could be bigger then Elvis dry humping the Beetles.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:18 pm

yeahduff wrote:NOW will you go back to updating?

I'm far too busy spamming the forum.

Anywhere-- Nah. In retrospect, there's enough hair on European beaches as it is.

TheGoobla · Post by **TheGoobla** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:46 am

Fire trucks wrote:problem is that it's unfunny.

Indeed, unlike the rest of the site. Thanks for your warning; we Spacers ought to hold ourselves to the high standard of making brilliantly witty jokes about boobs and faggots, which include being required a minimum quota of vulgarity. I dare say we should make no such spams again, and we be sure that in the future all attempts to deface sites like Encyclopedia Lowgradica are filled with similar brilliant content as found on the wiki.

Now let's talk about spam. Wonderful, wonderful, spam! Encyclopedia Crappica over there yonder is a wiki. Apparently one whose sole purpose is to fail miserably at being even remotely amusing, in much the same way as my comic. The article in question did in fact seem to qualify and fit in quite well amidst the other horribly stupid half-assed jokes to be found.

On the other hand, these wonderfully high brow fora are not designed in any similar way, for random passerbys like yourself to subtract from our meager collective intellect - unlike your beloved Encyclopedia Bullshittica. This chirade called a wiki is but a catalogue of inane gibberish, wasting bandwidth while attempting to mock memes that no one cared about in the first place. Oh, how I do proclaim my laughter! Not.

Let us all forget for a moment that the very suggestion that Space must "spam" other sites, is mind bogglingly laughable and absurd. For even if indeed what has been writ in our name is spam, then I should daresay that the entire wiki of Encyclopedia Unfunnica is itself the most egregious archive of useless and distracting spam I have ever had the displeasure of witnessing!

But I go further still, friends and foes alike, to declare that due in fact to Space's prominent place in the web, in contrast to the Encylcopedia's lameness and unknown-ness, that you have spammed us, for the intention of whoring the wretched wiki of imbecility. Now, leave us in peace you anonymously cantankorous buffoon! I refuse to hear anymore of Encyclopedia Makeajokeaboutthenameica!

* Blows bubbles from pipe *

Oh yes, and please my good toe-smelling sir; get in the box.

Sput · Post by **Sput** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:52 am

*giggles.*

i thought it was funny.

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:37 am

Whoever this NOT Toxic guy is, we'll find her!

I thought ED was supposed to be only related to the Live Journal community anyway.

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:44 am

I'd be offended by that article if it weren't absolutely, 500% true.

RPin · Post by **RPin** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:53 am

Just out of precaution, I checked the wikipedia entry and that one is safe.

Just one trouble with it I have:

"KeenSpace is a free hosting provider for web comics. KeenSpace is a service of KeenSpot, who cover hosting costs. As a whole, Keenspace and its subdomains rank as a top 10,000 website."

I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't space more than cover for its own hosting costs?

Phalanx · Post by **Phalanx** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 5:03 am

RPin wrote:I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't space more than cover for its own hosting costs?

Not sure, but I think it does now. At one point i'm pretty sure I heard someone say (Kisai?) it didn't. And Keenspot did foot the cost of the starting capital and domain names.

TheGoobla · Post by **TheGoobla** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 5:08 am

RPin wrote:I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't space more than cover for its own hosting costs?

Absolutely it does! That's why we must fight for our independence.

The Neko · Post by **The Neko** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 6:31 am

I AM SPARTACUS! Err- NOT TOXIC!

Humbug · Post by **Humbug** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 6:36 am

Cope wrote:I'd be offended by that article if it weren't absolutely, 500% true.

A bit exaggerated though.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 7:02 am

I just can't work up the energy to care that there's a parody about keenspace on the web.

RPin · Post by **RPin** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 8:35 am

Phalanx wrote:
RPin wrote:I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't space more than cover for its own hosting costs?
Not sure, but I think it does now. At one point i'm pretty sure I heard someone say (Kisai?) it didn't. And Keenspot did foot the cost of the starting capital and domain names.

Absolutely. Every starting business at some point is like that. Even Keenspot had serious issues mantaining itself back in the day.

I'm just questioning the relevance of the information now.

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 8:52 am

I love no matter how silly the actual topic is, we always find something interesting to talk about because of it. We're special.