What is the most puzzling thing you saw/heard?

ManyWorlds · Post by **ManyWorlds** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:14 am

Stealthy wrote:this is a family forum

You really haven't been here long at all, have you?

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:25 am

Once, while I was working at Taco Bell, a lady asked me what was the difference between nacho cheese and real cheese.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:28 am

Once when i was wearing my "department of redundancy department" t-shirt someone asked me "what's redundancy?"

ManyWorlds · Post by **ManyWorlds** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:28 am

Most confusing thing I ever saw and/or heard...
the ending to 2001 (the movie version).
Seriously, it was something like 20 minutes of nothing but psychedelic colors and shots of the actor's eye. And it didn't seem to be at all connected with the rest of the movie, the way they did it. Wtf?

Stealthy · Post by **Stealthy** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:37 am

legostargalactica wrote:
Stealthy wrote:I think this is a family forum.
What exactly gave you that idea?

That's a good point. I'll tell you what, if I ever see a post like this:

"Okay, so last night I was having sex with the wife and she was lying there all sexy like, and I was crouched over her just about to unload into her face - and all of a sudden, her mom comes in - well I tell you, I was so surprised that I squeezed a link off onto her chest. Only afterwards, she was all like "Having a steaming turd lying on my breasts was kinda hot.". What do you guys think I should do?"

...and the next post is:

"Pics?"

Then I will post the most confusing thing I have ever seen.

Nicked · Post by **Nicked** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:13 am

If it wasn't for my horse....... I never would've spent that year in college...

Oh wait! I've confused myself with Lewis Black again...

BrownEyedCat · Post by **BrownEyedCat** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:15 am

Nicked wrote:If it wasn't for my horse....... I never would've spent that year in college...

Oh wait! I've confused myself with Lewis Black again...

That was the first thing I thought of, too.

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:21 am

Stealthy wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:
Stealthy wrote:I think this is a family forum.
What exactly gave you that idea?
That's a good point. I'll tell you what, if I ever see a post like this:

"Okay, so last night I was having sex with the wife and she was lying there all sexy like, and I was crouched over her just about to unload into her face - and all of a sudden, her mom comes in - well I tell you, I was so surprised that I squeezed a link off onto her chest. Only afterwards, she was all like "Having a steaming turd lying on my breasts was kinda hot.". What do you guys think I should do?"

...and the next post is:

"Pics?"

Then I will post the most confusing thing I have ever seen.

(NSFW [duh])
http://forums.comicgenesis.com/viewtopic.php?t=65071
http://forums.comicgenesis.com/viewtopic.php?t=64530

Can we hear now?

Wishmaster · Post by **Wishmaster** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:23 am

BrownEyedCat wrote:
Nicked wrote:If it wasn't for my horse....... I never would've spent that year in college...

Oh wait! I've confused myself with Lewis Black again...
That was the first thing I thought of, too.

That makes three of us.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:25 am

Gengar003, please put "NSFW" in your post.

Stealthy · Post by **Stealthy** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:34 am

Gengar003 wrote:
Stealthy wrote:
legostargalactica wrote: What exactly gave you that idea?
That's a good point. I'll tell you what, if I ever see a post like this:

"Okay, so last night I was having sex with the wife and she was lying there all sexy like, and I was crouched over her just about to unload into her face - and all of a sudden, her mom comes in - well I tell you, I was so surprised that I squeezed a link off onto her chest. Only afterwards, she was all like "Having a steaming turd lying on my breasts was kinda hot.". What do you guys think I should do?"

...and the next post is:

"Pics?"

Then I will post the most confusing thing I have ever seen.

http://forums.comicgenesis.com/viewtopic.php?t=65071
http://forums.comicgenesis.com/viewtopic.php?t=64530

Can we hear now?

Well... I suppose that's okay. It'd be about a 4/10 compared to what I'm usually subjected to, but it qualifies.

The most confusing thing I've ever seen is this:

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/4402/pwn3d12jn.jpg (NSFW)

I may have seen more confusing things, I definitely have seen more disturbing and horrible things, but to this day, I can look at this picture and the only word I can think of is "...What?!"

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:40 am

Stealthy wrote:nsfw picture

Have a little consideration, given the thread doesn't say it's nsfw?

I changed your picture to a link.

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 2:52 pm

rkolter wrote:Gengar003, please put "NSFW" in your post.

Heh, apologies; I figured anyone who *read* the post would realize....

Fixed now.

@Stealthy:

.... Disturbing, yes, but moreso if the mouth/eyes didn't look photoshopped in...

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 3:02 pm

Gengar003 wrote:
rkolter wrote:Gengar003, please put "NSFW" in your post.
Heh, apologies; I figured anyone who *read* the post would realize....

Fixed now.

What post? Stealth's post was stealth's post. You quoted it, then added two links. You can chill now.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 4:17 pm

ManyWorlds wrote:Most confusing thing I ever saw and/or heard...
the ending to 2001 (the movie version).
Seriously, it was something like 20 minutes of nothing but psychedelic colors and shots of the actor's eye. And it didn't seem to be at all connected with the rest of the movie, the way they did it. Wtf?

Hmm, come to think of it, "Lost highway" confused the heck outta me.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:22 pm

Just about anything Lynch does is incomprehensible.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 6:29 pm

Jim North wrote:Just about anything Lynch does is incomprehensible.

Not true. Everything else I've seen of Lynch (which is mostly all, I haven't seen "Eraserhead"), I had no trouble figuring out. In fact, I was delighted at how people were looking for explanations of "Mulholland drive" on internet, since I didn't need one.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 6:38 pm

The most confusing thing I saw was "Simple Plan" rising on the charts.
Another confusing thing I saw was "Cool World." I understand it, but I mean, what the hell?!"

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 7:30 pm

rkolter wrote:
Gengar003 wrote:
rkolter wrote:Gengar003, please put "NSFW" in your post.
Heh, apologies; I figured anyone who *read* the post would realize....

Fixed now.
What post? Stealth's post was stealth's post. You quoted it, then added two links. You can chill now.

*mischevious giggle* You should know by now I don't dig that whole "chill" thing

What I meant was that he was saying 'show me something definitely not-family related, in fact graphically sexual, and I'll show you my....'

I coulda added maybe something like "Like these?" prefacing it. Oh well.

My most puzzling ever... hmm... I'll say "The anime 'Jungle wa itsumo hare nochi guu.'"

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 5:01 am

PeppermintAfterlife wrote: Another confusing thing I saw was "Cool World." I understand it, but I mean, what the hell?!"

I'll explain: Ralph Bakshi say "Roger Rabbit" and thought "kiddie movie, now I'm gonna make a grownup version, being that I'm great animator and all".
Which is where he made two mestakes: 1. "Roger Rabbit" is not a kiddie movie and doesn't need improvement. 2. Ralph Bakshi isn't so great animator that everything he tried would work out. He needs someone who can restrain him (perhaps a big studio) because he has a poor choice of what ideas would work and what wouldn't.
That's really all there is to understand.