It has come at last! Our favorite holiday of the year! Oh yes, I can see it now.... The looks of pain and revulsion my girlfriend will give me and the names she will call me! I can almost savor them now... Argh! Scurvey Wench! She'll soon learn the power of me pirate speak. Arrr. Really bad eggs. Arrr.
*dies* *dead* *for real this time, no moving or anything.*
I missed it again, didn't I? It was yesterday. I never thought I'd say this but; damn you, lack of commercialism!