Ewwww, I'm dressed like a girly girl!

Robin Pierce · Post by **Robin Pierce** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:16 am

Warren wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:Silly gals, if I was a girl I would wear a dress all the time.
I am pretty much sad that male fashion is so limited. Specially, for formal occasions, you have to go with jacket and a tie, otherwise everybody looks like you as if you're a beggar who stumbled to a party. I friggin' hate male formal clothes.
Female clothes are much more variable. I envy you. *sniff*
Really have to agree with this one. Pants are SO BORING after 35 years. They've been done.

At least if you're female and you want to wear a skirt to work, no one will look at you funny. And write you up.

wear a kilt ! and then claim that you're scottish on your mother's father's brother's nephew's accountant's side of the family, and that thus, you have every right to wear the clothing of your country. yep.

-Fanny pack · Post by **-Fanny pack** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:14 am

pierce studios wrote:
Warren wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:Silly gals, if I was a girl I would wear a dress all the time.
I am pretty much sad that male fashion is so limited. Specially, for formal occasions, you have to go with jacket and a tie, otherwise everybody looks like you as if you're a beggar who stumbled to a party. I friggin' hate male formal clothes.
Female clothes are much more variable. I envy you. *sniff*
Really have to agree with this one. Pants are SO BORING after 35 years. They've been done.

At least if you're female and you want to wear a skirt to work, no one will look at you funny. And write you up.
wear a kilt ! and then claim that you're scottish on your mother's father's brother's nephew's accountant's side of the family, and that thus, you have every right to wear the clothing of your country. yep.

I go to a PrivateJewSchool. At my school, we have a dress code that says a bunch of stuff that I don't remember. When it was introduced in its present form, I asked if crossdressing was allowed (purely out of scientific curiosity, you must understand). The answer was no.
I have therefore decided that, to combat this strange and mysterious force known as "Rules", the boys in my class must organize and carry out a day that shall be forever known as Kilt Day. The goal is to have all males come in wearing kilts and see how many of us get suspended for violations of the dress code. If they weren't so damned expensive, this would already have happened. As it is, I need to figure out some cheap method of acquiring them (like making them).

MixedMyth · Post by **MixedMyth** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:33 am

Some of my friends wear kilts alot.

And ONLY the kilt.

Such that there's a draft.

Ekolter · Post by **Ekolter** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:25 am

MixedMyth wrote:Some of my friends wear kilts alot.

And ONLY the kilt.

Such that there's a draft.

*puts mirrors on shoes*

Czar · Post by **Czar** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:26 am

I don't even wear shorts (exception: bathing shorts), noone needs to see my hairy legs.

If I had a kilt, I'd probably wear it though, if only for the heck of it.

Robin Pierce · Post by **Robin Pierce** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:17 am

Czar wrote:I don't even wear shorts (exception: bathing shorts), noone needs to see my hairy legs.

If I had a kilt, I'd probably wear it though, if only for the heck of it.

But that's because Kilts are stylish. Fight the non-crossdressing system!!

Turi · Post by **Turi** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:19 pm

mrs_rkolter wrote:I swear these things were invented by men to torture us. No sane woman would have invented them. Same goes for panty hose.

Flashback to two rococo men:

Man 1: "Don't you fall over all the time, wearing these high heels?"
Man 2: "You too? I thought it was just me"
Man 1: "Here's an idea: Why don't we wear flat shoes instead?"
Man 2: "Brilliant! How come no-one ever thought of that?"
Man 1: "Heh, let's not tell thte girls. Let's see how long we can keep it running"
Man 2: *roflmao*

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:28 pm

Nutcracker wrote:
ryclaude wrote:You're limiting yourself Duffies. You can wear whatever the hell you like!
I like you

HOORAY!

rkolter wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:The fact that he has no nipples kinda spoils it, though.
Couldn't you just give him one of your pairs?

ew, cat nipples. There's one thing I dont wanna have to go through again...

War · Post by **War** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:53 pm

Ooo, I could get a kilt for 200 quid. A fancy a utili-kilt though.

EDIT: Message to anyone watching this thread or watches by default. Get a damned working email address.

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:39 pm

You mean monkeybutts@somebodyelsesproblem.h2g2g isn't ok anymore?

War · Post by **War** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 3:50 pm

Not if you've clicked on the "watch this topic for replies" link.

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:03 pm

mcDuffies wrote:Silly gals, if I was a girl I would wear a dress all the time.
I am pretty much sad that male fashion is so limited. Specially, for formal occasions, you have to go with jacket and a tie, otherwise everybody looks like you as if you're a beggar who stumbled to a party. I friggin' hate male formal clothes.
Female clothes are much more variable. I envy you. *sniff*

I feel your pain, McD. They called Woody Allen crazy for wearing Converse all-stars with a tuxedo. It's not crazy, it''s genius!

If I were a girl, I think I'd wear baggy jeans and workboots with a spaghetti-string tank top. I would also never shave my legs, as doing so is the shackle of the male dominant gender.

Nutcracker wrote:
ryclaude wrote:You're limiting yourself Duffies. You can wear whatever the hell you like!
I like you

I also like you.

War wrote:Ooo, I could get a kilt for 200 quid. A fancy a utili-kilt though.

Make sure to post lots of pictures.

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:11 pm

Toxic wrote:
Nutcracker wrote:
ryclaude wrote:You're limiting yourself Duffies. You can wear whatever the hell you like!
I like you
I also like you.

You'll be wanting to join my fanclub then, Fans Of Ol' Claude. or FOOC for short.

Nutcracker · Post by **Nutcracker** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:12 pm

I will, if you join my harem.

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:16 pm

a harem that requires claude?

well... there may be a little problem with that...

Crazy Chris · Post by **Crazy Chris** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:55 pm

ryclaude wrote:
Crazy Chris wrote:
ryclaude wrote: You're limiting yourself Duffies. You can wear whatever the hell you like!
I can't stop looking directly into it. It's like some form of hypnosis.
Kill McDuffies.

*checks day planner*

You'll have to wait another two weeks.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:14 am

Crazy Chris wrote:
ryclaude wrote:
Crazy Chris wrote: I can't stop looking directly into it. It's like some form of hypnosis.
Kill McDuffies.
*checks day planner*

You'll have to wait another two weeks.

One of the best things about McDuffies is you can kill him over and over again!

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:44 am

such replay value!

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:33 am

No, that's not the best think!

One of these days I won't rise up and you'll cry bitter tears for me! You'll make me from mud!

Faceless · Post by **Faceless** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:40 pm

mcDuffies wrote:No, that's not the best think!

One of these days I won't rise up and you'll cry bitter tears for me! You'll make me from mud!

*kicks mcduffies in the mcduffies*