Statements, please?

RPin · Post by **RPin** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:16 pm

By the by, I just found that someone added me to the CGwiki! I totally loved it!

Axonite · Post by **Axonite** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:52 pm

Mr.Bob wrote:Ohh! So this is how it is eh?

Yep.

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:58 pm

The intoxicated mallard threat is real and imminent.

We have it on good authority that they have the means to upload their Webcomics of Mass Delectation within 45 minutes and destroy us all!
We have no option but to launch a preemptive strike.

And if you're a no-good-long-haired-hippy-dope-smoking-peacenik, then perhaps this rather revealing piece of incriminating evidence unearthed by our top secret code-breakers should satisfy you:

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:04 pm

**Sets up a picket line with a half dozen kobolds.**

Set up the tomato catapult! Violence against drunken waterfowl must cease!

Axonite · Post by **Axonite** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:13 pm

Mr.Bob wrote:The intoxicated ... threat is ... our top secret code-breakers ...

Message received and understood!

Princess · Post by **Princess** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:48 pm

Mr.Bob wrote:The intoxicated mallard threat is real and imminent.

Big ups for the Patton outfit!

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:52 pm

Mr.Bob wrote:And if you're a no-good-long-haired-hippy-dope-smoking-peacenik, then perhaps this rather revealing piece of incriminating evidence unearthed by our top secret code-breakers should satisfy you

Well sir, I'm no good, I'm long haired, but I aint no peacenik!

TO ARMS!

Steverules · Post by **Steverules** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:04 pm

You see, people, that's why we should have become the "DoomBees." Doombees vs. Drunkduck, now that has some flava.

Eunice P · Post by **Eunice P** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:06 pm

Is it me or does Mr. Bob's latest avatar reminds me of Mr. Bean?

Steverules · Post by **Steverules** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:10 pm

Eunice P wrote:Is it me or does Mr. Bob's latest avatar reminds me of Mr. Bean?

Well, the two have NEVER been seen in public together.

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:18 pm

Mr.Bob wrote:We have it on good authority that they have the means to upload their Webcomics of Mass Delectation within 45 minutes and destroy us all!
We have no option but to launch a preemptive strike.

I hear that!

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:19 pm

Kris X wrote:Honestly? If someone starts drama over this I'll harpoon them. Have a sense of humor folks.

No, I want teh drama! Make it drama so big that Scott Kurtz has to make a comic mocking us, even though we weren't at all serious!

Jared · Post by **Jared** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:29 pm

W wern't serious? Damn uh I have to go cancel some er contracts yeah.....
Runs for the phone

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:59 pm

We already knew Drunk Ducks are stupid and have no sense of humor, there's no need to flaunt it at us!

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:01 pm

Stop the hate!

**Launches tomato catapult at LibertyCabbage**

...

Hm... I think I just made a salad...

[AlmightyPyro] · Post by **[AlmightyPyro]** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:14 pm

RELEASE THE DOOMBEES!!!

There's no way some ducks can take on our super weapons the DoomBees!

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:25 pm

NO! We should be Sober Chicken.

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:29 pm

This means war. I guess.

Weren't we gonna send our buxom women's volleyball team to challenge them to amatch so we could settle this?

Jeegoo · Post by **Jeegoo** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:15 am

The Drunkduckers are quite eager to get this war going, and it looks to me like you're all hyped ... and it'd be good publicity for both sites ...

lets see if we can't make something out of this, eh?

MixedMyth · Post by **MixedMyth** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:50 am

Webcomic sketchoff! Webcomic sketchoff!