The Sentient Sound Board
The Sentient Sound Board was granted independent thought and artificial intelligence by Thespian House Theater's local technician/mad scientist, Mikayla Calson. Nicknamed Boardy, it has a very logical, occasionally cold mind. It can occasionally move its various cords and cables, but keeps Gabe Green as its operator for shows. It has moved from existing only within the case of its board to most of the electronics and electrical systems within the theater, including the system of security cameras, which it uses to keep tabs on all the happenings in the theater.
- What do you think of the color pink?
I have not yet determined why male humans think this color childish or girly. More input is required. As I cannot actually see colors, I am unable to form my own opinion of this particular one.
- If you could replace your hands with anything else, what would it be?
I do not have hands. I would, however, be willing to sacrifice a few cameras or stage lights in order to gain some. I have determined that hands and opposable thumbs are among the very few most important reasons why humanity has managed to remain the dominant life form on this planet.
- How clean must a public restroom be before you'll use it?
I have no need to use any restroom, public or not. I am wary of restrooms in general as I have formed the hypothesis, which I have unfortunately not been able to test, that water in the form of a sink or toilet would be detrimental to my systems. My operator, Gabe Green, has mentioned something to this effect once or twice, usually in reference to soda and other soft drinks.
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Thing Anywherebuthere
Mozillas
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Thing Dindsney's ****
Shirt Ripper 3000
Ripping woman's shirts. Picture too explicite to be posted here.
-What des it think of colour pink?
It doesn't discriminate based on colours.
- If it could replace it's hands with anything else what would it be?
It has no place to start with. It's got a hook.
- How clean must a public restroom be before it'll use it?
It doesn't use bathroom. It's a machine.
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Thing JUNKRiot
Taco
Taco is taco. Crunchy delicious, cheesy, meaty, optional tomatos, sour cream, guacamole, so on so forth...is there anything it CAN'T do?
- What do you think of the color pink?
It would look marvelous on my wrapper don't you think...quite delicious?
- If you could replace your hands with anything else what would it be?
I have no hands, just crisp letuce peices that tempt you. Come to the taco. Come.
- How clean must a public restroom be before you'll use it?
I have no need of this "bathroom" you speak of. But after enough of me...oh you will....you will.
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Thing Chat Rogue
Le Chat
Ability to slay and ruin all kitchen appliances with only a lift of a claw. Ah-zook.
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Thing In Search of Happy Endings
Horsie
Walk, trot, canter, gallop, and eating.
- What do you think of the colour pink?
*snort*
- If you could replace your hands with anything else, what would it be?
*tail swish*
- How clean must a public restroom be before you'll use it?
*nuzzles your hand, hoping you've brought an apple*
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Thing Alternate Delusions
Sym
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Thing Pimpette & Associates
Turkish
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Thing Starved for Water
Captain Canada
Sledding, skiing, building igloos, running away from aliens, using The Pocket Axe.
- What do you think of the color pink?
Is that like red, eh?
- If you could replace your hands with anything else what would it be?
Eh? Well, two Pocket Axes have to be better then one.
- How clean must a public restroom be before you'll use it?
Do they have those in Canada, eh?
I liked it since the first time I saw it, really funny. Once again, everyone had good entries.
