New Planet!!!

PieceOfSkunk · Post by **PieceOfSkunk** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:13 am

rkolter wrote:
Ian Moulding wrote:Yes, yes, the Uranus jokes are all well and good. But we're missing an important scientific debate here: Did the ancient astrogods come from this newly discovered planet, or did they just colonize it the way they did Earth and Mars? More importantly, how does this affect my horoscope?
More Importantly, can you sue NASA for finding a tenth planet, thus invalidating all horoscopes based on the allignment of the planets?

Yeah, if that Russian fortune teller was angry at NASA for blowing up the comet, she's going to be PISSED at this.

ManyWorlds · Post by **ManyWorlds** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:39 am

That's no planet... it's a space-station.
>_>
<_<

I still say we should call it Planet Spaceball, regardless of whether it's a planet or not.

Smight · Post by **Smight** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:09 am

PieceOfSkunk wrote:
rkolter wrote:
Ian Moulding wrote:Yes, yes, the Uranus jokes are all well and good. But we're missing an important scientific debate here: Did the ancient astrogods come from this newly discovered planet, or did they just colonize it the way they did Earth and Mars? More importantly, how does this affect my horoscope?
More Importantly, can you sue NASA for finding a tenth planet, thus invalidating all horoscopes based on the allignment of the planets?
Yeah, if that Russian fortune teller was angry at NASA for blowing up the comet, she's going to be PISSED at this.

No it doesn't invalidate horoscopes. You just have to realize that any time "Urmom" is eclipsed by Uranus, fat chance has to be factored into the equation.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:41 am

Urmom has got it goin' on.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:42 am

Jim North wrote:Urmom has got it goin' on.

Giggetty-giggetty!

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:48 am

Urmom's hiding behind Uranus.

I'm really enjoying this. Urmom really aught to be the name of the new planet.

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:32 pm

Let's start a petition.

ManyWorlds · Post by **ManyWorlds** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:51 pm

I'd sign it.
"Urmom" has a nice ring to it.
GiggitygiggitygiggitygiggityGIGGITY!!!

...are you still here?

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:55 pm

Hell, I'd petition Urmom all night long.

Dreams · Post by **Dreams** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:59 pm

ManyWorlds wrote:That's no planet... it's a space-station.
>_>
<_<

I still say we should call it Planet Spaceball, regardless of whether it's a planet or not.

i think we sould call it Planet Spaceball, and then rule that its not actually a planet, and keep calling it Planet Spaceball anyway, cuz that would be fun!

[AlmightyPyro] · Post by **[AlmightyPyro]** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:33 pm

Hey. All jokes aside, I think that I'm going to over ride every one elses oppinion and name the new planet "ToonSpace".

Chibiartstudios · Post by **Chibiartstudios** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:31 am

rkolter wrote:
Ian Moulding wrote:Yes, yes, the Uranus jokes are all well and good. But we're missing an important scientific debate here: Did the ancient astrogods come from this newly discovered planet, or did they just colonize it the way they did Earth and Mars? More importantly, how does this affect my horoscope?
More Importantly, can you sue NASA for finding a tenth planet, thus invalidating all horoscopes based on the allignment of the planets?

You are now my god and I will worship and sacrafice virgins on your alter. I am SO going to bring this up to the next astrology nut I see.

And I would name it Planet Awesome. Because I'm as ass and the groans and suffering of the future generations would give power to my then discorporated spirit.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:23 am

chibiartstudios wrote:
You are now my god and I will worship and sacrafice virgins on your alter. I am SO going to bring this up to the next astrology nut I see.

... SO going in my signature.

ManyWorlds · Post by **ManyWorlds** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:43 am

Thus spake the Great God Rkolter.

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 9:56 am

Maybe, since they're in the finding things mode, they can find a nebula that looks like ABOL and call it...er...ABOL.

PieceOfSkunk · Post by **PieceOfSkunk** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:07 am

ManyWorlds wrote:Thus spake the Great God Rkolter.

Isn't it unusual for a science person to be considered a god?

ManyWorlds · Post by **ManyWorlds** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:29 am

PieceOfSkunk wrote:
ManyWorlds wrote:Thus spake the Great God Rkolter.
Isn't it unusual for a science person to be considered a god?

If there can be a god of evolution, then science person can be elevated to god status. You heathen.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:07 pm

*floats around omnipotently, but only vaguely importantly*

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:25 pm

*ties a ribbon to rkolter and sells him as a children's balloon*

Plothole · Post by **Plothole** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:43 pm

*Silently wonders the mechanics behind tying a ribbon to a ball of light*