Woman suing NASA---warning. WILL explode brain.

Christwriter · Post by **Christwriter** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:50 am

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/sp ... nasa_x.htm

The woman is suing NASA, NOT because somebody discriminated against her because of race, sex, religion, age or education, but because she thinks that Deep Impact SCREWED UP HER FREAKING HOROSCOPE!!!!!!!!!

*dies from sudden interruption of all brain function due to sudden influx of stupidity*

CW

[AlmightyPyro] · Post by **[AlmightyPyro]** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:20 am

Wow... just wow.

I want to blow up the comet, if that lady dies or something, i believe her. lol

Plothole · Post by **Plothole** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:24 am

* Dies laughing *

PieceOfSkunk · Post by **PieceOfSkunk** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:27 am

"Whoa, didn't see <i>that</i> coming!"

Mooman · Post by **Mooman** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:28 am

I hope to all things good and holy that she wins.

That would be so awesome I would soil myself.

[AlmightyPyro] · Post by **[AlmightyPyro]** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:36 am

Mooman wrote:

I hope to all things good and holy that she wins.

That would be so awesome I would soil myself.

That would be the proof that our world IS really messed up!

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:39 am

I... how... it just doesn't... that's so... *brain explodes*

Christwriter · Post by **Christwriter** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:42 am

rkolter wrote:I... how... it just doesn't... that's so... *brain explodes*

See? Rkolter I warned you. Very dangerous.

*picks up the bits of Rkolter's brain*

CW

ManyWorlds · Post by **ManyWorlds** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:51 am

christwriter wrote:http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/sp ... nasa_x.htm

The woman is suing NASA, NOT because somebody discriminated against her because of race, sex, religion, age or education, but because she thinks that Deep Impact SCREWED UP HER FREAKING HOROSCOPE!!!!!!!!!

*dies from sudden interruption of all brain function due to sudden influx of stupidity*

CW

But she... you can't...
Love.
Hate.
Clouds.
*thud*

Nutcracker · Post by **Nutcracker** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:55 am

*sings*
Sue all the world...
Sue all the children...

Netpoet · Post by **Netpoet** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 12:03 pm

LOL!!! Oh, lord, that made my day.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 12:44 pm

Once again we see the State cynically abusing people's horoscopes and heavenly bodies with a primitive display of comet smashing.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 1:28 pm

I still say we blow up the moon. We have the technology, we have the power. Lets do it. Now.

Nightgaunt · Post by **Nightgaunt** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:03 pm

This is one of those things that gerneally makes me want to beat my head against a wall until I'm sleepy.

Tears · Post by **Tears** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:15 pm

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:I still say we blow up the moon. We have the technology, we have the power. Lets do it. Now.

Uh... that really would mess things up... what with the moons gravitry being responsible for tides and stuff like that...

Kalle B · Post by **Kalle B** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:21 pm

Hey! NASA deserves to be sued. F'ing fascist imperialist yankee pigs! It's not enough that you bomb poor desert countries here on earth, you have to go bomb (no doubt poor) comets in space as well! You think you're the policeman of the universe! And we haven't seen a single one of those martian weapon research facilities, either! Weapons of Earth Destruction my ass!

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/Kalle B

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:27 pm

tears wrote:
PeppermintAfterlife wrote:I still say we blow up the moon. We have the technology, we have the power. Lets do it. Now.
Uh... that really would mess things up... what with the moons gravitry being responsible for tides and stuff like that...

It's high time we shook off the moon's influence.

Jackhass · Post by **Jackhass** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:28 pm

Whoa...I never thought of this!

[Prepares his own lawsuit].

BrownEyedCat · Post by **BrownEyedCat** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:36 pm

I say we launch major, man-made sattilites into the sky to see if they fuck up peoples' horoscopes.

We should hold back on destroying astral bodies until we know which ones will benefit our horoscopes if destroyed.

Rowen · Post by **Rowen** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:42 pm

I have one word... CRAZY!!

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