KWERKI fantasies

MNsane · Post by **MNsane** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:07 pm

i wonder if any of the others on here have entertained fantasies about Kwerki

my current Kwerki fantasy is we're at the range (rifle/Pistol) and i'm drooling over how she handles her folding stock WASR-10 (Romanian made AK-47 clone)

THE KOOL AID MAN · Post by **THE KOOL AID MAN** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:51 pm

No, I have no fantasies about Kwerki.

as far as you know. : D

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:53 pm

Who says they're fantasies?

Major Maxillary · Post by **Major Maxillary** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:52 am

the fantasy i usually have involes making sweet sex with her ass.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:00 am

I always think about bending her over the casket at a funeral and making with the buttsex. Extra points if its a State funeral.

WhatMeWorry? · Post by **WhatMeWorry?** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:43 am

squidflakes wrote:I always think about bending her over the casket at a funeral and making with the buttsex. Extra points if its a State funeral.

Ya know, giving Kwerki buttsex at a State funeral over the presidential coffin is exactly the sort of activity that would get you a second date with Kwerki... Of course, then you are stuck with what to do with the second date... But you'll be in Guatanamo(sp?) Bay at that point, so perhaps the possibilities are there after all...

What?

8)

Surprise Chibi Inside! · Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:56 pm

WhatMeWorry? wrote:
squidflakes wrote:I always think about bending her over the casket at a funeral and making with the buttsex. Extra points if its a State funeral.
Ya know, giving Kwerki buttsex at a State funeral over the presidential coffin is exactly the sort of activity that would get you a second date with Kwerki... Of course, then you are stuck with what to do with the second date... But you'll be in Guatanamo(sp?) Bay at that point, so perhaps the possibilities are there after all...

What?

8)

Actually, I think I'd fuck Kwerki just about anywhere else excepting that. It might just be me but screwing right on top of a corpse just isn't a turn-on in my book.

...Now doing it on stage in front of like 200,000 people and on National T.V., I'm game.

MNsane · Post by **MNsane** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:49 pm

Major Maxillary wrote:the fantasy i usually have involes making sweet sex with her ass.

Greetings Mr Malkovitch

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:44 pm

hurrm i sence kwerki running "how to orgasim" classes for schoolchildren.

Peaches · Post by **Peaches** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 7:28 pm

Kwerki and Freddy have a contest to see who can turn me on the most. I go from horny to horrified so many times that eventually I black out. I wake up pregnant with Kwerki and Freddy's babies.

Surprise Chibi Inside! · Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:36 pm

Peaches wrote:Kwerki and Freddy have a contest to see who can turn me on the most. I go from horny to horrified so many times that eventually I black out. I wake up pregnant with Kwerki and Freddy's babies.

A three way with Freddy and Kwerki....Now THAT would be super-happy-bum-fun!

Major Maxillary · Post by **Major Maxillary** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:47 am

Surprise Chibi Inside! wrote:A three way with Freddy and Kwerki....Now THAT would be super-happy-bum-fun!

indeed it would.

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:47 am

Kwirki scares me

Someone hold me...in my happy place

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:36 pm

She just horrifies me 9when she doesn't make me laugh]. Hmmm ... So ... If I had to fantasize anything about her ... It might be to find out how she turned out the way she did. She's not even as normal as the rest of the cast and that's saying something. ^^;

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:17 pm

Goddessmisca wrote:Kwirki scares me

Someone hold me...in my happy place

*holds*

*fondles*

*unleashes the tentacles and molests noisily*

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:29 pm

squidflakes wrote:
Goddessmisca wrote:Kwirki scares me

Someone hold me...in my happy place
*holds*

*fondles*

*unleashes the tentacles and molests noisily*

Puts up an umbrella and looks around for a walkman.

WhatMeWorry? · Post by **WhatMeWorry?** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:16 pm

Finds screen from other post and quietly places it between the horny-squid-and-prey and the various noobs...

Toawa · Post by **Toawa** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:42 pm

チャンス！

::A dimensional rift opens, and Toawa's vending cart (well, it has wheels) barrels out. It lands on top of the screen, and unfolds into a fully stocked cafe/giftshop/tentaclesex-ring::

Open for business.

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:01 pm

*films it and has fun with herself while doign so*

Usagi-kun · Post by **Usagi-kun** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:51 am

*pops open a lawn chair and enjoys the show*