Raping Bob's childhood...

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:07 am

This started out as a random drawing I did, but I've decided to turn it into a series.

And now, for more. (Color version coming soon.)

So... I'm now going to ask:

Any male retro video game characters you want to see sexified?

Anywherebuthere · Post by **Anywherebuthere** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:29 am

snake solid

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:30 am

Mac from "Punch out."

He he he... He's topless.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:53 am

Pac-man!

Ida · Post by **Ida** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:57 am

rkolter wrote:Pac-man!

Aww, I was going to say that!

Uhm... Yoshi?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:00 am

Mega Man

Toad

White Mage from Final Fantasy I

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:01 am

Alley Cat.

*sigh* No one else but me rememebers that game, I swear...

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:03 am

The L block from Tetris.

Spriteville, USA · Post by **Spriteville, USA** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:09 am

Mega (wo)Man is a must.
Samus Aran from Metroid was already a girl.
Oh man! The Blob from A Boy and His Blob!
The Battletoads!
Bomberman!
Simon from Castlevania.
The miner dude from DidDug.
Biker from Excite Bike?
Heh heh Kirby. Although that hting might have been a girl?
Little Nemo =]

[I went to a listing of NES sites and picked out what I remembered, thus the semi-alphabetical order.]

Pillywiggin · Post by **Pillywiggin** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:12 am

The Prince of Persia
Jumpman Junior

Ida · Post by **Ida** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:13 am

Spriteville, USA wrote: Oh man! The Blob from A Boy and His Blob!

You played that one?

I remember seeing it in a Toys 'r' us catalog back in 1994 (still has that catalog, actually) and being mightily faschinated by the cover image. I didn't have a NES, though, so I never played it, and Toys 'r' us was taken over by a Danish toystore the year after, which meant that all the exotic American stuff (save Barbie and so) was taken off the shelves, so I never even got to see it in 'real life'. What's the game about, anyway?

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:14 am

Moon patrol buggy from Moon Patrol.

Spriteville, USA · Post by **Spriteville, USA** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:20 am

Ok, it's by the creator of pitfall I believe, his name was actually attached to the game "What'shisname Presents, A Boy and His Blob" so I guess it was some kind of deal?

Anyway, you play a kid who runs around with a bag of jellybeans. Coincidentally a big marshmellowy white blob had fallen to earth from space. He met the boy and they became friends. The game mechanics were incredibly experimental in nature. The boy would feed the blob a jellybean and depending on the flavor the blob would change into different items. Ex. Ladder, blowtorch, rocket, trampoline, a hole, ect. So with the flavored jelly beans the boy would make the blob change into shapes and they'd go and collect gold. They find gold in the subway tunnels, and then deeper underground in caves which are filled with bats and snakes and the like. The gold was used to go by more beans and Vitamins!

The vitamins are used at the end of the game (on the blob's home planet which you could go to at any time by turing the blob into a rocket and flying him) to defeat the evil blob who had taken over the planet. You shoot the vitamins at the bad guy and kill him. Hooray.

When I was a kid the game scared me and I could never play more than 10 minutes of it before being siezed by fear and giving up (I was a wierd kid).

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 7:45 am

Spriteville, USA wrote:When I was a kid the game scared me and I could never play more than 10 minutes of it before being siezed by fear and giving up (I was a wierd kid).

That reminds me. When I was 5 or so, I was deathly afriad of this one Comodore game in which clowns would jump on teeter totters to pop balloons, and and if you fell down, the clown died and the "Death March" song (I forget who wrote it) played. I would run away and hide in the closet whenever a clown fell to his death.

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 7:56 am

I think the first game to ever scare me was the original Alone in the Dark.

And if Alley Cats is the game I'm thinking of, then that is DEFINATELY going on the list...

(And the Blob.... possibilities abound...

)

But I think I might do Megaman next, depending on how complicated it turns out to be.

War · Post by **War** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:19 am

Shadededed.

Sketch286 · Post by **Sketch286** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:20 am

heh, donkey kong characters

TheBladeRoden2 · Post by **TheBladeRoden2** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:51 am

Nabooru from Ocarina of Time!

Or is that too obscure?

Godoftarot · Post by **Godoftarot** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:23 am

TheBladeRoden2 wrote:Nabooru from Ocarina of Time! Or is that too obscure?

But Nabooru is already a woman.

Turi · Post by **Turi** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:54 am

rkolter wrote:Pac-man!

Somebody already did something like that...
(NSFW!)