Write a letter to an inanimate object

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:21 am

Dear Comic,

Why can't you draw and ink yourself? I'm tired.

yours truly,

SpearmintAfterlife

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:39 am

Dear Intestines,

why must you plague me so? I treat you well, I eat a balanced diet, and yet you constantly torment me? Was it something I said? something I did? Please forgive whatever transgression it was that i am at fault for and stop making me interupt anything and everything I'm doing, including sleep to run to the bathroom.

Sincerely yours,

Legostar

P. S. Oh dear god not again! ::runs for bathroom::

Isukiyomi · Post by **Isukiyomi** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:21 am

Dear Bike,

I know that I haven't ridden you in a long time but it's not my fault! I couldn't bring you to school with me because there's no room for you in the van and it'll be a big hassle to tie you to the roof. But I'm back and I found you in the basement covered with dust and a flat tire. I told you to wait for me but this neglect of yourself has wounded me to the core. But don't worry dearest. I'll soap you up, rinse you down, get you inflated and we'll go out together really soon. We'll have a great time, I promise.

Much love and hugs,

Isuki

Tynan · Post by **Tynan** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:49 am

Dear Tynan.

Why must you live in the glory that is known as hiatus? Constantly letting things slip and causing a chain of events that hinder any and all drawing and or free time you might have?
I find you sleeping more and more...like some brand of fugly bear desperate for hibernation. I can only hope that you will take the mass amounts of awesome that is granted to you by your fellow spacers be it in a jam or in their comics, and learn from it so that you too might stop being so lifeless and commence operation: Awesomatude.

With warm regards.

Tynan.

P.S. Dont forget the sheer power of wang!

Mvmarcz · Post by **Mvmarcz** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 12:14 pm

Dear Rock and Rule DVD,
Why weren't you in the mail today? I've waited my whole life for you. Please arrive tomorrow. K thnx

-M

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 12:48 pm

mcDuffies wrote:
Warren wrote:
mcDuffies wrote: No, no, they eat them!
How can you eat with your wang?
Reread the conversation again. Noone said anything about eating with wang.

Stop bringing logic into my fantasies!!!!

Ida · Post by **Ida** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:43 pm

Dear This Thread:

What has happened to you? You're not the happy little thread I thought I knew, now you talk about eating with wangs and makes Ryuko angry... Please come home, I know we can start all over again.

Your truly.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:53 pm

Dear coffee,

I was a fool to ever leave you. Please, let us embrace and fly into the endless skies forever.

Love,
Peppermint.

Levi-chan · Post by **Levi-chan** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:59 pm

Dear Powerbook,

I wanna hold you close to me. Straddle your shapely curves, explore the hidden crevasses of your anatomy. Every inch of you is worthy of care, tender loving care.

I want my hands to explore your body, know every nook and cranny. Push your buttons, baby, that's what I like. Plug your holes till you purr.

XXX, Levi

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:59 pm

Dear Comic,

Why can't you draw and ink yourself? I'm tired.

yours truly,

mcDuffies

Noxmeansxno · Post by **Noxmeansxno** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:00 pm

And there goes another kitten.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:12 pm

Dear iBook,

Why can't you be a Powerbook?

Sincerely,
Grew A Beard While Photoshop Was Loading

Levi-chan · Post by **Levi-chan** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:48 pm

Subhuman wrote:Dear iBook,

Why can't you be a Powerbook?

Sincerely,
Grew A Beard While Photoshop Was Loading

Dear Grew A Beard While Photoshop Was Loading,

iBooks are plastic. Unlike us Powerbooks, we be iron-willed. (or titanium, to be more close to the truth...)

XXX, Sexy Piece of Computing Powaa

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:48 pm

Dear Sexy Piece of Computing Powaa,

Real men don't need widescreen.

Sincerely,
Plastic Fantastic (hey, at least it's bulletproof!)

Levi-chan · Post by **Levi-chan** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:57 pm

Subhuman wrote:Dear Sexy Piece of Computing Powaa,

Real men don't need widescreen.

Sincerely,
Plastic Fantastic (hey, at least it's bulletproof!)

Hey PF,

"It's not the size of the tool, it's how you use it" doesn't cut it anymore. Only men with small penises use that excuse.

Mine's bigger.

Ciao,
Radical Metal (I don't feel like typing on tupperware!)

Leko · Post by **Leko** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:27 pm

Dear laptops of all shapes and sizes:

I can beat the crap out of you with my power cable, I have a CD drive and a floppy drive, and my monitor pwns y'all's asses.

Way outta your league,
Desktop PC of DOOM

Mvmarcz · Post by **Mvmarcz** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:40 pm

Dear laptops of older make,

you have a clit mouse in your keyboard

ha ha

Levi-chan · Post by **Levi-chan** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:21 am

Leko wrote:Dear laptops of all shapes and sizes:

I can beat the crap out of you with my power cable, I have a CD drive and a floppy drive, and my monitor pwns y'all's asses.

Way outta your league,
Desktop PC of DOOM

Dear Desktop PC of Doom,

You don't get out much, do you?

XXX, Powerbook Who Gets Taken Out A Lot

Leko · Post by **Leko** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:24 am

Levi-chan wrote:
Leko wrote:Dear laptops of all shapes and sizes:

I can beat the crap out of you with my power cable, I have a CD drive and a floppy drive, and my monitor pwns y'all's asses.

Way outta your league,
Desktop PC of DOOM
Dear Desktop PC of Doom,

You don't get out much, do you?

XXX, Powerbook Who Gets Taken Out A Lot

PS: I have a mouse and a constant internet connection. BOOYAH!

Ida · Post by **Ida** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:42 am

Dear Notebook:

Why are you so ridiculously lowtech?

Yours, Ida.