My new wild batman conspiracy theory

Skztr · Post by **Skztr** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 5:16 pm

So, this new batman, "The Batman" (as a long-time user of the name: "The" Lord and Master Bitman on High, Master of All... I take great offence at this obvious attempt to capitalize on my pioneering use of "The")
Anyway, this new batman, "The Batman", sucks, right?
But, like, it sucks to such an extraordinary level of suckness that the suck is quite extreme.

The theory, "The Theory":
This new batman has been created for the sole purpose of being replaced in two years by a "Classic" Batman which uses artificial sweetners.

Fire Storm · Post by **Fire Storm** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:03 pm

At first, it kinda sucked. But I like how they have given everything a little twist. Mr. Freeze was always a criminal, Clayface is Bruce's friend injured in a fight with the Joker (a play on clayface AND Two Face!)

BUT, and I MUST emphasize this, Catwoman's outfit SUCKS MONKEY BALLS!

Skztr · Post by **Skztr** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:31 pm

I have only seen catwoman's face, and the eyes I completely support! But I saw another shot of something that might have been catwoman, and if it was.. everything other than the eyes must be destroyed.

I saw part of the Mr. Freeze episode. Holy shit that sucked. I tried another episode today (Scarface), and holy shit that sucked too. I went to amazon and ordered the GOOD batman.

Prince Amethyst · Post by **Prince Amethyst** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 7:11 am

Fire Storm wrote:BUT, and I MUST emphasize this, Catwoman's outfit SUCKS MONKEY BALLS!

At least it doesn't look like Halle Berry's (yuk yuk phooey phooey)!!!

Skztr · Post by **Skztr** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 7:40 am

http://images.google.com/images?q=catwo ... a=N&tab=wi

Prince Amethyst · Post by **Prince Amethyst** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 7:47 am

skztr wrote:

I still say it is better than Halle Berry's leather shit.