Newbie hits the fray!

Friend · Post by **Friend** » Sat May 21, 2005 3:28 am

I think people are misunderstanding the box logistics that I made up as I wrote them a couple of posts ago.

It's always big enough to accomodate the number of people in it, minus one.

That means, if there's three people in the box, it's only big enough to accomodate two people. If one of them leaves, it shrinks so that it's only big enough for one person. You can't 'hop' into the box. That's impossible, there's not enough room for you in there.

There's only one way to get into the box, and that's to be CRAMMED in there! AHAHAHAGHAGHAGHAGHAHADFGASDGADFGADF

*wildly crams Asuria, Phoenix and mimo into the box*

Nothing personal, folks, just following policy.

Eunice_P · Post by **Eunice_P** » Sat May 21, 2005 3:48 am

Welcome newbies!

LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Sat May 21, 2005 4:32 am

AGH! THEY'RE COMIN' OUTA' THE DAMNED GROUND! AGH! AGH! THEY'RE BEHIND US! *racks shotgun*

Oh, uh, hey! Welcome to Keenspace Forums. We have a box apparently. A box I HAD NO VOTE ON. Because if we did vote on it, I wouldn't have approved, what with infringing on popular British cable television channel called The Box (imported from The Netherlands!) and all. So, yes, don't mind me.

*shoots wildly into hordes*

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Sat May 21, 2005 5:11 am

Vote? The box is an autocratic entity!

Mimo · Post by **Mimo** » Sat May 21, 2005 5:32 am

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Sat May 21, 2005 5:58 am

Hmm, kitty picture. I like you best, I bounce on your head last.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Sat May 21, 2005 6:43 am

mimo wrote:

We need more kitties in the box.

*steals a kitten*

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sat May 21, 2005 8:02 am

Haha, newbie suckas! I've never been in the Box!

[Gets shoved in the Box.]

Fuck.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Sat May 21, 2005 8:10 am

Subhuman wrote:Haha, newbie suckas! I've never been in the Box!

[Gets shoved in the Box.]

Fuck.

HA!

LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Sat May 21, 2005 8:45 am

Cope wrote:Vote? The box is an autocratic entity!

So is the Shotgun.

*kablooeys the Box of kittens and newbies*

"Oh the humanity!"

Pandapan · Post by **Pandapan** » Sat May 21, 2005 8:52 am

what? more noobies? nuuuu! I'm being crushed! hey! don't touch that, I just painted it!

SquirtEryna · Post by **SquirtEryna** » Sat May 21, 2005 9:00 am

Ack! Can't breathe...

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Sat May 21, 2005 9:25 am

Hah! It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Dburkhead · Post by **Dburkhead** » Sat May 21, 2005 10:13 am

This is what we call a targe rich environment.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Sat May 21, 2005 10:24 am

(at least I got a kitten)

Dburkhead · Post by **Dburkhead** » Sat May 21, 2005 10:26 am

Sometimes you get the kitten. Sometimes the kitten gets you.

PhoenixIncarnate · Post by **PhoenixIncarnate** » Sat May 21, 2005 10:31 am

Oh GOD, not THOSE kittens! I'd flee, but I think I lost a leg or three from the shotgun blast. So, I'll just wriggle around and make it really uncomfortable for the other people here in the box.

*does so*

Dburkhead · Post by **Dburkhead** » Sat May 21, 2005 10:35 am

Adds a whole new meaning to "got milk."

Stinkywigfiddle · Post by **Stinkywigfiddle** » Sat May 21, 2005 12:02 pm

Wait, what's the difference between newbie and a noob?

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sat May 21, 2005 12:25 pm

"Newbie" is the slightly less insulting version of "noob". More of an endearing term.