April 2005 Search Strings!!!

[CJBurgandy]

30.16% booty shorts <-- sigh
1.59% CJ Burgundy <--Oh no CJ's stalker came back!
1.59% angry d monkey -loves -Neely <-- :oops

When will my Stalker learn that there is an A in my name? Hee hee. I didn't do the loves Neely, but now I wish I would have thought of it.

Edited out all the comic names and mine name entries

6 4.29% lesbian comics
5 3.57% burgundy
2 1.43% burgandy <--- Woo! I so Own this color now *marks it*
2 1.43% lust comics
1 0.71% Burgandy
1 0.71% Burgundy
1 0.71% baywatch characters <--- I have a lot in common with Baywatch, half my cast can't act either, and we all have big boobs
1 0.71% boy blue hentai <-- I have no idea what this is...
1 0.71% burgundycomics.keenspace -BLAHHARG.
1 0.71% burgundycomics.keenspace -theTongriesAreComingToGetYooou <---- *BWHAHAHAHA*
1 0.71% comics
1 0.71% comics studios
1 0.71% first time lesbian fun <---- mmmmm first time lesbian.....
1 0.71% free demon sex comics <--- Woo! Demon Sex! and it's Free!
1 0.71% gallery of sexy comics
1 0.71% sex comics <--- And oddly, I've never shown anyone having sex on BCI.......

[Toxic]

1 0.33% terotrous is hot <-- Tero has an admirer!

I have no earthly idea how that got there.

>.> <.< >.>

[Plothole]

1 0.87% plot and subplots of shrek Where is Shrek mentioned?

here we go...

[Noise Monkey]

1 47 61.84% halo comics <----Cricket's fortuitious name choice comes through again!
2 4 5.26% eunichs <----Sorry, my boys are still hanging around
3 4 5.26% vapor lock <---they had car questions...they got my comic
4 2 2.63% Dim Bulb Comics
5 2 2.63% comic viewer
6 2 2.63% dim bulb comics
7 1 1.32% Comic Viewer
8 1 1.32% Eunichs <----Seriously, I'm still all man.
9 1 1.32% Halo Comics
10 1 1.32% comics
11 1 1.32% cricket comic
12 1 1.32% dim bulb
13 1 1.32% drawing comic style
14 1 1.32% halo comic
15 1 1.32% how to dim on and of bulb <---Someone REALLY STUPID has trouble with their lighting
16 1 1.32% javascript image viewer
17 1 1.32% la bamba sound
18 1 1.32% phone-etics
19 1 1.32% related:thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20041018.html <----Related? I'm not sure how...
20 1 1.32% self emasculated eunichs free pics <----this is all Cricket's fault. We STILL get this string and he posted the comic back in July of '03!.


All in all, not much except people who have a thing for guys with no beans.

[Leko]

6 1 6.67% joel fagin

Uh... What? How come?

- Joel Fagin

Probably from the massive cameo o' doom I did for Romeo and Juliet's opening night, which you appeared in and therefore received a credit for.

Either that or I'm stalking you.

[Carlin]

Hehe.. *writes letter to mcDuffies telling him to include interesting phrases and buzz words in all articles*

[TheGoobla]

99 bottles of beer on the wall ghastly --- I can't believe people are looking for that old MP3 of mine

I listened to the entire thing... then it called me a loser...

[MariaAndMichelle]

The interesting ones this month:

~ Devil Hunter Yohko <-- We don't think we use any of these words on our site
~ keenspace weight gain
~ kudasai.keenspace -SHOWMETHEMANSEX <--
~ mcduffies -scotland <-- You can take the Scotland outta mcDuffies, but you can't take the mcDuffies outta Scotland!
~ yaoi dolls pixels

[KathleenJ]

For me, April was the mysterious month of over two hundred search string referrals about the band The Mars Volta. The only possible connection there is that quite a while back, a reader/friend drew me some Mars Volta themed fanart, based on the resemblence of my crazy bald guy to the crazy bald guy on the front of their first album. And now suddenly it goes hitcrazy.

But my favorite: index of "shortshorts.jpg"

Who likes short shorts? Someone, evidently. In JPEG form.

[Ti-Phil]

1 5 31.25% volet
2 1 6.25% Kain Highwind 21 years old
3 1 6.25% Pete LaVoie Is...that a coincidence?
4 1 6.25% Site Schala Zeal
5 1 6.25% animated scorpion
6 1 6.25% animated waterslides
7 1 6.25% game(re volet)
8 1 6.25% games re volet I did a game???
9 1 6.25% it's walky Sorry!!!
10 1 6.25% rpgtv
11 1 6.25% terra brandford
12 1 6.25% why doesn't wilson on home improvement ever show his whole face You know, I always wondered

[Wp]

1 5 20.00% m-theory
2 4 16.00% M-Theory
3 4 16.00% m theory
4 3 12.00% M-theory
5 2 8.00% m theory 2005
6 2 8.00% mtheory.keenspace
7 1 4.00% M theory 2005
8 1 4.00% crappy comics
9 1 4.00% m-theory 2005
10 1 4.00% mtheory.keenspace -HereHaveAnotherSillySearchString
11 1 4.00% mtheory.keenspace -postyoursearchstringsdamnit

Whoever typed those last two, I know you're here!!!!

[Joel Fagin]

10 1 4.00% mtheory.keenspace -HereHaveAnotherSillySearchString
11 1 4.00% mtheory.keenspace -postyoursearchstringsdamnit

Whoever typed those last two, I know you're here!!!!

Probably the same person who did mine. I ignored him in the hope that he'd do something silly like ask where my search strings were in this thread, thereby giving himself away. No such luck. Seems to have just moved on to you.

- Joel Fagin

[Komiyan]

I was visited by a holy messanger, in search string format. Lo!

8 1 3.33% God loves you cute art

[McDuffies]

A choice of interesting ones:


3 0.45% ballet wallpaper
2 0.30% Drawing female comic positions
2 0.30% Mcduffies is so -inevitable <----------So true.
2 0.30% character sheet screenplay
2 0.30% drawing tutorials sitting <---------I never did it standing anyway
2 0.30% kill srdjan achimovich <-----------Argh! They're jealous of my good looks!
2 0.30% mcduffies.keenspace
2 0.30% webcomic alex Illa <--------------Yoink
2 0.30% white big eye drawing tutorials art tutorials
1 0.15% -Uncle -Sam -and McDuffies -sitting -in -a -tree <------uh...?
1 0.15% 2d drawing tutorials
1 0.15% Beethoven drawing <---------------------I didn't know he used to draw
1 0.15% Black and white drawing of a blueberry <---------Well it's not a blue berry then, eh?
1 0.15% C more or less <-------------------Uh?
1 0.15% He Draw People Square Face <-------Uh uh?
1 0.15% Human bold head drawings
1 0.15% Maritza Camposs
1 0.15% Smiley Banners make your own
1 0.15% Specially good effect of the webpage
1 0.15% The Simpsons character Chief Wigam
1 0.15% WEIRD SHAPED EYEBROWS
1 0.15% `drawing noses <---------------------What's with the apostrophe?
1 0.15% all people have veins in forehead
1 0.15% artists who draw arches
1 0.15% basketball drawing tutorial
1 0.15% big ugly mouth drawing <-------------------heh.
1 0.15% butt cheeks layer of fat <-------------------Double heh.
1 0.15% comic strip about food
1 0.15% comics huge breast
1 0.15% composition of narration drawing with comic strip
1 0.15% darkest comics <----------------Komi!
1 0.15% down tempo tutorials
1 0.15% drawing ACCENT LINES
1 0.15% drawing male bodies -manga <----------I like these searches. It's as if they scream: "God, no more manga tutorials!"
1 0.15% drawing of a bra <------------------TLH?
1 0.15% famous fast food icons
1 0.15% free curses icons
1 0.15% gun drawing tutorial <-----------------Tip to Lag.
1 0.15% how 2 eye tricky drawing
1 0.15% how to draw comic male body -anime
1 0.15% kill mcduffies <-----------------You'll never get me.
1 0.15% link:ymmot.keenspace.com
1 0.15% look for more drawing
1 0.15% mexican ambasador
1 0.15% related:yeahduff.keenspace.com/
1 0.15% sex drawing tutorials <-----------------All masks are taken off
1 0.15% sideburns hair bold <-----------------I'd like to see that
1 0.15% srdjan
1 0.15% start of the horror genre
1 0.15% strip
1 0.15% vertical baner
1 0.15% vienna-steak
1 0.15% what is a bad characteristic
1 0.15% who to draw the female torso <--------- Anyone
1 0.15% wooden roof structure drawing

[Plothole]

1 0.15% -Uncle -Sam -and McDuffies -sitting -in -a -tree <------uh...?

I should have known you were in bed with The Man!


Oh, and I did get something...

blade kitten

The comic in question comes up within the first 10 entries of every search engine I checked, so how did they land on my page?

[Jim North]

Hnn. Let's see if I got anything interesting . . .

2 0.68% Nack the Weasel <-- Booyah.

2 0.68% berlew stick <-- This confused me for a second. I made me wonder for a moment, "What the hell is a berlew stick?"

1 0.34% I hate amy rose <-- You're not the only one.

1 0.34% Kat in a bikini <-- Probably not looking for my Kat, but meh, yah, I done drew dat.

1 0.34% how to load fancy mechanical pencil <-- How complicated could it possibly be?

1 0.34% kat loves mouse -krazy <-- Er.

1 0.34% role of the die keenspace -iwantjimmiesbabies <-- E-mail me and we'll work something out.

[KODAMA]

meh, mine were pretty straight foward:

7 9.46% online manga
5 6.76% kodama
5 6.76% online romance manga
4 5.41% webcomic manga
3 4.05% read manga online
2 2.70% Read Manga Online
2 2.70% online manga collection
2 2.70% online manga comics
1 1.35% 1 yahoo.com*nikki
1 1.35% Draw bird manga
1 1.35% Evangelion manga bittorrent
1 1.35% Hellsing online manga
1 1.35% How to draw evangelion online
1 1.35% Kodama evangelion
1 1.35% Manga Webcomics
1 1.35% Online Manga Reading Sites
1 1.35% Online manga Romance
1 1.35% Online manga read comics
1 1.35% SEDIN SAGA
1 1.35% Sailor Moon Web-Comic
1 1.35% bittorrent manga comics
1 1.35% comics and manga online
1 1.35% free online manga
1 1.35% free online manga collections
1 1.35% free romance manga online
1 1.35% free webcomic manga host
1 1.35% gif kodama
1 1.35% hellsing online manga
1 1.35% keenspace online manga
1 1.35% kodama buttons
1 1.35% kodama oekaki
1 1.35% manga contest 2005
1 1.35% manga webcomics
1 1.35% next nikki collection
1 1.35% nikki kodama
1 1.35% online korean manga page to read
1 1.35% online manga webcomic
1 1.35% raven fanart
1 1.35% read cardcaptor sakura manga online
1 1.35% read comic online
1 1.35% read comics online evangelion
1 1.35% read online manga
1 1.35% read online manga collection
1 1.35% reading online manga
1 1.35% satanic anime
1 1.35% sedin saga
1 1.35% starting a comic collection
1 1.35% tokoyopop
1 1.35% webcomic
1 1.35% webcomic online manga
1 1.35% webcomics manga
1 1.35% you broke my website

[Sput]

1 1 12.50% Indextemplate design by Ping Teo of The Longest Sojourn
2 1 12.50% RA davis comic
3 1 12.50% _Indextemplate design by Ping Teo of The Longest Sojourn
4 1 12.50% apollo garrett natasha ra
5 1 12.50% berries ping teo
6 1 12.50% longest sojourn comic
7 1 12.50% operation tc -lameee
8 1 12.50% uridezu


STEALS. Sorry Ping! XDD

[Orion]

I'm back and I've got search strings!

3 11.11% beyond reality
2 7.41% Orion Gates RPG <--there really should be one
2 7.41% beyond reality comic
2 7.41% cool rpg names
1 3.70% Beyond Reality
1 3.70% Jailhouse Blues Megaman
1 3.70% MASKED KILLER APRIL 2005 <--there were no murders!!
1 3.70% beyond reality 5
1 3.70% calvin and hobbes apathy comic
1 3.70% calvin and hobbes fallacies
1 3.70% cool awesome well drawn comics <--they must have been really disapointed
1 3.70% diety comic girl
1 3.70% dominic deegan karnak
1 3.70% fantasy comics elf goblin
1 3.70% fear the monkey comic
1 3.70% javascript image loader
1 3.70% old comic
1 3.70% orion comic
1 3.70% sprite comic goblin half
1 3.70% style of a console rpg
1 3.70% worst sprite comics
1 3.70% young girls forced to gag <--I swear this has nothing to do with me!! I'm frightened!