OH, YES!

[WhatMeWorry?]

Friday night Christine came to realize that she really likes sucking my cock. I had filled her pussy with semen earlier, so I didn't have anything at the time to pour into her cute little mouth.

Oh, Morlock, we just love when you talk dirty to us! 8)

[Honor]

Friday night Christine came to realize that she really likes sucking my cock. I had filled her pussy with semen earlier, so I didn't have anything at the time to pour into her cute little mouth.

Oh, Morlock, we just love when you talk dirty to us! 8)

Some of us love it... Others view it as your equal right and as such, just don't very much mind.

...Although, I will admit to doing the little "Oops... I- uh- threw up just a little..." thing a-la "DodgeBall" when I read the above sentence...

[Squidflakes]

So how are you...? Every time I meet someone charming, funny, and cute from Texas, I think of you, and the friend here locally who is a co-reminder with you. (y'all remindme of one another. )

How am I? Flattered at the moment

Other than that, I'm alright. Can't complain, but I still do, just not too much and I can't keep a straight face.

If you get the check, check out the new tentacle galleries on my site, that will give you a good glimpse into what I've been doing lately.

http://www.prairiesquid.com/gallery

[Kingofthemorlocks]

I'm sorry if I offend, Honor. Please understand that I don't mean anything filthy or chauvinistic...personally, my favorite euphemism for pussy is "Heaven's Gates" and I'm rough and aggressive solely because it pleases her. If I could do what I wanted it'd be almost nothing but giving her backrubs and cunnilingus. I'm more than half-convinced that Christine is the earthly avatar of Hathor.

[Toawa]

"ew... what a disgusting, degrading way to describe a loving sexual encounter..." I have to apply concious thought to see it as what it is.

I'm with you on that one; I've never liked all of the "dirty talk" that it seems is so prevelent among my peers. (This probably stems from my INTPness; I hate being put down (on an intellectual basis; I guess one could consider "objectification" in this manner but that's not quite what I mean) and I hate to see others be put down (unless they really, really annoy me, and I generally have to know them before I get to that state.))

This can be problematic given my general (albeit, currently acedemic) interests in power-play; but just because people are playing on different power levels doesn't mean they have to be rude to eachother.

(This post contains too many levels of ()'s. It's too late at night.)

[Squidflakes]

...personally, my favorite euphemism for pussy is "Heaven's Gates"

Ahhhh.. suddenly that cult makes a hell of a lot more sense.

[Kingofthemorlocks]

The link finally worked for me! You've got the soul of a poet, KOTM.

But I always imagined her with glasses for some reason...

Funnily enough, she's supposed to wear glasses, but she refuses to on account of her being a brat. When she get's her driver's license she'll wear glasses for driving.

Personally, I'd love to see her in glasses, on account of bespectacled women being hot.

[Squidflakes]

lesse.. hows that go? Guys are always making passes and the girls in their glasses?

[Honor]

I'm sorry if I offend, Honor. Please understand that I don't mean anything filthy or chauvinistic...personally, my favorite euphemism for pussy is "Heaven's Gates" and I'm rough and aggressive solely because it pleases her. If I could do what I wanted it'd be almost nothing but giving her backrubs and cunnilingus. I'm more than half-convinced that Christine is the earthly avatar of Hathor.

Offended...? Oh, heavens no, hon. I'm just kinda grossed out 'cause there's a penis involved (not to mention the stuff that tends to come out of 'em!) and I'd hardly expect you to have sex without one.

Hell, I'm "rough and aggressive" a lot of the time because it pleases Sara. 'Course, that might be putting it a bit mildly. Perhaps I should say some of our sex looks like a rape scene from a (really well written and produced, of course) lesbian/prison movie. That's why Sara and I like the recent "rape whistle" comic so much... We tend to use "rape" as in "Why don't you come over here and rape the hell out of me." to denote really rough, aggressive sex, so after that comic, the term "rape whistle" is part of our sexual vocabulary.

(Pointless Aside: boy, -that- will get you kicked right the hell out of NOW, I bet. "What!?! RAPE is not funny! You CANNOT use the word "rape" to describe anything you might enjoy!" Well, they can just deal with it. I have the mental flexibility to simultaneously think -real- rape shold carry with it the death penalty, as well as being aroused when my GF uses it in our other connotation...)

I can't imagine why I tend to get girls like that... I'm just an innocent six foot tall semi-butch with broad shoulders and a commanding presence... Why won't anyone date me for the precious little cuddle bunny I am on the inside? (Ok... So maybe I've learned to like it rough, as well... a little...) Still, for my own purposes... I can be rough, hard, aggressive, stern, even cruel when need be... But some kinds of talking dirty I can't seem to manage.

So, anyway... While the terminology you use might gross me out, and what you're actually describinig might gross me out even more, none of it "offends" me, and I am, in all honesty, glad y'all are having highly productive, enjoyable sex... Just as long as I don't have to mentally image the gooey stuff, or where it comes from. I even fully and actively approve of any rise you yourself or others might get from the recounting of such events here... Actively, in this case, being meant to imply that I think the world is a better place with such an exchange than it would be without.

[Swordsman3003]

But the definition of the word "rape" is forced, unwanted sex.

Is this sex forced (maybe) and unwanted (no)?

It's not really rape....

[Honor]

But the definition of the word "rape" is forced, unwanted sex.

Is this sex forced (maybe) and unwanted (no)?

It's not really rape....

Yup. Such is the continuing evolution, de-evolution, and degradation of the language. Pretty cool, huh?

[Swordsman3003]

Pretty....confusing. That's what.

Did you know that a faggot is used for lighting a fire?'
Did you know that a dork is a penis?
Did you know that a dude is a pachaderm's butt hair?

Anything else to add peoples?

[Peaches]

I read somewhere that in Japan, it's called Japanimation, but everywhere else, it's just anime, which means any kind of animation in Japanese.

[Squidflakes]

why not just make a new word like fape for fake rape.

[RantinAn]

But ghastly has already provided.. just lisp the r and use wape.

[WhatMeWorry?]

why not just make a new word like fape for fake rape.

Nah, cuz then it would eventually get reduced to "fap" and that would simply get confusing... 8)

[Swordsman3003]

I read somewhere that in Japan, it's called Japanimation, but everywhere else, it's just anime, which means any kind of animation in Japanese.

That wouldn't make any sense. Those living in Japan call their homeland "Nippon." Literally - Land of the Rising Sun

[Surprise Chibi Inside!]

I read somewhere that in Japan, it's called Japanimation, but everywhere else, it's just anime, which means any kind of animation in Japanese.

That wouldn't make any sense. Those living in Japan call their homeland "Nippon." Literally - Land of the Rising Sun

Where exactly did the name "Japan" come from then? A mispronounciation?

[Nyu~]

I read somewhere that in Japan, it's called Japanimation, but everywhere else, it's just anime, which means any kind of animation in Japanese.

That wouldn't make any sense. Those living in Japan call their homeland "Nippon." Literally - Land of the Rising Sun

Where exactly did the name "Japan" come from then? A mispronounciation?

Probably something like why Americans (and possibly other English-speaking Europeans; I'm not sure) call Deutschland Germany. Lets see what Google has to say.

Ok, according to the first website I could find that seemed to address the question:

The Japanese people call Japan "Nippon" or "Nihon." "Japan," the English name for the nation, is said to come from "Jipang," the name that the Italian merchant and traveler Marco Polo called the country, based on the southern Chinese pronunciation for the kanji characters representing "Nihon."

So I guess you're right, it is a mispronunciation, and not like the Deutschland / Germany mixup afterall.

[Surprise Chibi Inside!]

That wouldn't make any sense. Those living in Japan call their homeland "Nippon." Literally - Land of the Rising Sun

Where exactly did the name "Japan" come from then? A mispronounciation?

Probably something like why Americans (and possibly other English-speaking Europeans; I'm not sure) call Deutschland Germany. Lets see what Google has to say.

Ok, according to the first website I could find that seemed to address the question:

The Japanese people call Japan "Nippon" or "Nihon." "Japan," the English name for the nation, is said to come from "Jipang," the name that the Italian merchant and traveler Marco Polo called the country, based on the southern Chinese pronunciation for the kanji characters representing "Nihon."

So I guess you're right, it is a mispronunciation, and not like the Deutschland / Germany mixup afterall.

How the hell can anyone get the word "Germany" out of a country that sounds like it could be one of the smaller parks in Disney World?