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Friday night Christine came to realize that she really likes sucking my cock. I had filled her pussy with semen earlier, so I didn't have anything at the time to pour into her cute little mouth.

Last night, not only was she sucking my dick, but I had a tight hold on her head and was fucking her pie hole! She likes agressive-play, so I pretty much just rammed my cock down her throat. And the best part is, not only am I the only guy whose dick she's ever sucked, I'm now also the only guy to ever cum in her mouth! Yeah! Not much of it stayed in her mouth because she didn't form a real tight seal around my shaft with her lips, but some of it stayed in and she swallowed!

This is cause for a celebration!

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I'm guessing it was good? Correct me if I'm wrong, but Christine's got some meat on her bones, right? Is the rumor true? If not, maybe she just needs practice.

You'll "help" her practice, right?
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Yeah, Christine is properly curvaceous. I wouldn't have it any other way, either - a skinny girl offered me sex a few months back and I turned her down for a couple reasons:

1.) She was so fucking scrawny that she looked seriously unhealthy to me. I like to give bearhugs, and scrawny girls would snap like toothpicks under my embrace.
2.) She was a fucking whore. She brags constantly about her sexual exploits, and I felt like I'd get a dozen STDs just from waving my dick in her general direction.
3.) I'm a big fan of cuddling before, during, and after fucking. There was nothing on this girl to cuddle against post-coitus, whereas Christine's body is like a pillow for me to nuzzle against, and resting my head against her bosom is one of her favorite things for me to do.

As for not forming a tight seal...I dunno. It's probably because I was really fucking her mouth at the time and pressing her lips against my shaft would have caused friction as I pumped. She also claims her mouth isn't big enough to really get my cock in there (I don't think this is quite the case. I can get my whole dick in there without triggering her gag reflex).


We're both in trouble with her mother right now. She asked me to give her a hickey on her neck, to brand her as mine, and I did; She was going to wear a turtleneck today to cover it up, but while she was eating breakfast (still in her pajamas) her mother noticed it. So I'm going to get yelled at next time her mom sees me, but that's okay. I'm going to stick to my defense that it's not a hickey, but rather a spiderbite.

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Somehow, I have a feeling the spiderbite defense is not gonna work. Just seems like a stretch to me. Not to mention it wouldn't be hard to see the lack of mandible wounds (spiders are my field of interests, see...). Might be better to be casually honest about it at this point, without getting into details.

Personally, I think a choker or necklace might've been a better idea than leaving a mark like that...
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Her parents are far from being arachnologists, though, so probably wouldn't know to look for mandible marks.

As for necklaces and chokers...she doesn't wear jewelry, ever, save for her class ring, so the presence of it would make her parents suspicious.

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Hmm... well, in the future, here's another idea.

See, I had this sort of situation come up once. What my gf at the time did was simply apply an appropriately beige/skin colored base make up to the affected area when she was around people. No one was the wiser.

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I damned near lost my leg to a spider bite once. Left a purple splotch that took years to fade. Aggrivated the arthritis in my right leg which is why I need to walk with the Gimp Stick.

Freaking spider and it's stupid necrotising bacteria.

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Yeah, she ran out and bought some coverup for it, because she had a dance audition this afternoon - if it had been jazz it wouldn't have been a problem because she could have just worn her sweatshirt, but it was ballet and her ballet teacher is an ultraconservative and wouldn't have let her audition with a hickey.

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kingofthemorlocks wrote:Yeah, she ran out and bought some coverup for it, because she had a dance audition this afternoon - if it had been jazz it wouldn't have been a problem because she could have just worn her sweatshirt, but it was ballet and her ballet teacher is an ultraconservative and wouldn't have let her audition with a hickey.
Perhaps she could have tried Calamine lotion and passed it off as a mosquito bite. After all, that stuff covers up some other skin afflictions.
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In the future remember that hickeys can be placed in places other than the neck, much like tatoos, that way you can show them when you want and hide them when you want.
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I wanted to place it just below her left nipple, but she insisted on her neck, "So everyone can see that I'm yours."

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My brain A-splode. :o

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humm... sounds like she wants to get in trouble with her parents, and not get this ballett thing.. ahh the subconcious.

Anyway, excellent job on the pie hole fucking Bill!

hehe.. pie hole.. I LOVE that phrase.

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Well, it's so much more refined and ladylike than "pork trap," you know?

And interestingly enough, her mother didn't say anything to me about it today. I thought for sure I'd get a talking-to.

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The link finally worked for me! You've got the soul of a poet, KOTM.

But I always imagined her with glasses for some reason...
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squidflakes wrote:hehe.. pie hole.. I LOVE that phrase.
You do...?

Until then, I was just going to post and say how disgusting I thought it sounded... I wouldn't have used the word "disgusting" per se... I just would have said I don't like the phrase. It's like the terms women use for our genitals. I say "pussy", "vagina", or sometimes "down there" (Yes, really... I know.) When I want to be aggressive or combative, I say "cunt", but I don't really like the word. I have one friend who uniformly says "twat" and it makes me feel like throwing up. That, to me, sounds like a crude simulacrum of a vagina, carved from the white of an apple, allowed to dry to a leathery state, and lubricated with rancid grease and vinegar... While "pussy" to me, sounds warm, moist, pleasantly musky, comforting, safe, etc...

Language is funny like that. Language and psychology both.

If I described sex between Sara and I in the manner that most turns her on, it'd probably sound to most people like a degrading, semi-abusive, rape scene... But when I read the above encounter, guess my gut reaction...? "ew... what a disgusting, degrading way to describe a loving sexual encounter..." I have to apply concious thought to see it as what it is.

There's an object lesson in that, huh?
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It all has to do with the pyschology of word usage hm?

Words have denotations and connotations.

See, the words pussy and twat technically are synonyms. But their connotation is different from their denotation. You associate dried apples covered in grease with the latter. That is why we must pay careful attention to the connotation of a word when using a thesarus.

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Honor wrote:
squidflakes wrote:hehe.. pie hole.. I LOVE that phrase.
You do...?

Until then, I was just going to post and say how disgusting I thought it sounded...
Darling, pie hole refers to the mouth. You know.. that hole in your face you shove pie in to? yea.. that one ;)

And furthermore, HI! How ya been? Long time no post. Please tell me you either got your law degree or you're ridin' 18 wheels and hauling freight.

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squidflakes wrote:Darling, pie hole refers to the mouth. You know.. that hole in your face you shove pie in to? yea.. that one ;)
Yes as the hillbillies say, Shut you pie hole.
So just what is Gainax trying to say here?
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squidflakes wrote:Darling, pie hole refers to the mouth. You know.. that hole in your face you shove pie in to? yea.. that one ;)
*grins* I was kinda unclear wasn't I? I wasn't trying to refer to "pie-hole" as a ephemism for "vagina"... Merely saying that I find "pie-hole" to be as nasty a word for mouth as I do "twat" to be a word for vagina.
squidflakes wrote:And furthermore, HI! How ya been? Long time no post. Please tell me you either got your law degree or you're ridin' 18 wheels and hauling freight.
Well... The law degree is too long a process (or rather, I'm starting from a position too far away from the requirements) for meto have it yet... Ask again in 5-7 years... Depending on funds and other obligations. If I could win the lottery and do nothing but school, I could do it in five, with a 15-18 credit course load... But if I have to rely on work and/or financial aid and take it a 9-15 credits at a time, it'll be seven.

In the final analysis (somewhat premature that, I suppose, since I could still be pushed into the truck by circumstance) I decided that it would take too long to drive & save for a few years and then go to school full time... And I hadn't really been able to get answers that satisfied me that I could take the four year degree online and not be laughed out of admissions by any reputable law school.

So how are you...? Every time I meet someone charming, funny, and cute from Texas, I think of you, and the friend here locally who is a co-reminder with you. (y'all remindme of one another. ;-) )
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