Shake your booty it's time for Search Strings!

[Terotrous]

Amazingly I still have strings even though I basically didn't update.

1 19 39.58% philosophy bites
2 9 18.75% philosophy comic
3 7 14.58% philosophy comics
4 1 2.08% Adam King
5 1 2.08% Adam King message <-- People have started sending me search string messages.
6 1 2.08% Comics Philosophy
7 1 2.08% Intermission Bites
8 1 2.08% adam king
9 1 2.08% birthday philosophy
10 1 2.08% juggle: control: philosophy
11 1 2.08% on front of Nerds
12 1 2.08% (This search string has been removed) <-- Someone's a wise guy...
13 1 2.08% philosophy bites -GRAAAARGH! <-- I'll get back to updating eventually.
14 1 2.08% stupidest thing ever <-- I kinda doubt I've got that, but there's always a chance.
15 1 2.08% today's Philosophy
16 1 2.08% today's philosophy

[Sippan]

5 7.69% Cogito ergo doleo
2 3.08% Shonen-ai Kudasai <-- sorray!
2 3.08% rammstein music players
2 3.08% sippans serie
1 1.54% Angela Gossow breast
1 1.54% Futurama violin theme music
1 1.54% I can't live If living is without you Mariah Carey mp3
1 1.54% Malcolm wearing hat with Greek alphabet Malcolm in the middle <-- ...what?
1 1.54% S'pht
1 1.54% S'phtkr
1 1.54% Stark Raving Mad(Soundtrack) CD II free mp3
1 1.54% achaea artist
1 1.54% adjectives beginning with K
1 1.54% adjectives that begin with N
1 1.54% adjectives that begin with an s
1 1.54% adjectives that begin with k
1 1.54% angela gossow vagina <-- ...what!?
1 1.54% bungie founder quotes
1 1.54% bungie marathon game apparel <-- I may have it, but I ain't sellin it!
1 1.54% cogito ergo doleo
1 1.54% craven walker quotes
1 1.54% crazy stalker sayings <-- I am eating the expired food in your kitchen right as we speak!
1 1.54% doleo
1 1.54% duck cartoonist
1 1.54% falu ham sweden
1 1.54% falu red colour in the US
1 1.54% far side larson ice cream truck
1 1.54% gerudo valley manuscript
1 1.54% girls in baggy pants cute <-- well they are!
1 1.54% happy people comic
1 1.54% how to commit suicide W/images <- .......
1 1.54% intreview questions
1 1.54% i

[Phalanx]

Only the interesting ones:

The Longest Sojourn:

forehead tattoos where do they come from <--From the tattoo parlour, one would presume

The Jaded:

2 0.54% Autokeen Malaysia <-- The localised version
2 0.54% DANGER WALLPAPER <-- Because Wallpaper is just deadly
2 0.54% Perhentian Ping Teo <---I bet I know who googled this one
2 0.54% gaah(n) carlos <-- ???
2 0.54% lost horizon james hilton spark notes <--Do your own damn homework!
2 0.54% where is keenspace server hosted butch
2 0.54% white nose hair white nose hair
1 0.27% Aoril Fools <--- Nice fantasy name, Aoril
1 0.27% Fanservice Gallery
1 0.27% Footfalls story
1 0.27% HOW TO DRAW BREASTS
1 0.27% Heat for Hire
1 0.27% How to make a webcomic <-- I can tell you how NOT to do it, if it helps
1 0.27% JADED Help <--- JADED to the rescue!
1 0.27% Jaded Squirrel
1 0.27% USSS wallpaper <--- Wha?
1 0.27% a simple way to draw a person
1 0.27% aohell webcomic
1 0.27% are nightmare-
1 0.27% bar buttons blue free
1 0.27% bare breasts
1 0.27% bored jaded
1 0.27% chobeck
1 0.27% claw looks like hand
1 0.27% comic OR webcomic OR demeter reckless life -guns -n -roses -PEE <---
1 0.27% comic pictures of headache stuffy nose
1 0.27% cortland webcomic
1 0.27% crucifix earring
1 0.27% do spoilers rust
1 0.27% drawing for danger
1 0.27% easy webcomic template
1 0.27% fanservice images OR gallery -review -shounen
1 0.27% father and danger sexy
1 0.27% flowchart on making charcoal <-- This is SO off
1 0.27% free copy of lost horizon by james hilton
1 0.27% ftp internet explorer annonymous <--
1 0.27% ghost in the shell stand alone conplex
1 0.27% good sites to upload comics <-- Keenspace!
1 0.27% great adventure and webcomic
1 0.27% hell webcomic woman <-- That's me?
1 0.27% help me i need jade's number <-- This is awesome
1 0.27% how do you make a action comic
1 0.27% mouse draw body bases help
1 0.27% moving heads cross section
1 0.27% notes on Lost Horizon(book by James Hilton)
1 0.27% nurse sonya
1 0.27% online webcomic nudity
1 0.27% paulie wan mehearty <-- HAA! Stole one off Mr. Bob!
1 0.27% porn webcomic
1 0.27% post-apocalyptic webcomic
1 0.27% preview girl in toples
1 0.27% prostitutes for hire
1 0.27% related:guide.keenspace.com/authors/a_4381.html
1 0.27% related:rockyfoxtop.keenspace.com/
1 0.27% select>modify>expand HELP
1 0.27% sexy mechanic
1 0.27% she knocks him out
1 0.27% silence elf webcomic
1 0.27% slugs webcomic
1 0.27% star bored
1 0.27% story of how someone committed suicide from acne <--- This one is awesome. I want to read it
1 0.27% story of someone who did adventure
1 0.27% tyre drawing
1 0.27% websites named stick something
1 0.27% what does Jaded really look like
1 0.27% what does alink stand for vlink
1 0.27% why join keenspace <--- Because we rock!
1 0.27% why won't banner.jpg display
1 0.27% yeahduff

[Tetsuo75]

I must have the most usless keywords in the universe 'cause all I get is related to my site...


1 50 46.73% lowroad75
2 12 11.21% lowroad comic
3 9 8.41% lowroad
4 8 7.48% lowroad 75
5 6 5.61% disco wallpaper <--- someone must've been looking REALLY hard to bump into my site.....
6 3 2.80% Lowroad75
7 3 2.80% lowroad75\
8 2 1.87% http//lowroad75.keenspace.com <--- Adress bar... that goes in the ADRESS BAR!
9 2 1.87% http://www.lowroad75.keenspace.com
10 1 0.93% Lowroad 75
11 1 0.93% Lowroad75 comic
12 1 0.93% Natasha Ramirez
13 1 0.93% comic lowroad 75
14 1 0.93% fragilegravity <--- That one though I have no idea where it cane from....
15 1 0.93% http/.lowroad75.keenspace.com
16 1 0.93% lowroad 75 comic
17 1 0.93% lowroad carlos
18 1 0.93% lowroad carlos g
19 1 0.93% lowroad keenspace
20 1 0.93% lowroad75 comic

[Dutch!]

I know this is a month in advance...but someone's still playing silly buggers...

School Spirit comic -More -porn -please - WHO THE HELL IS THIS??

Is that because I don't have any, or because I don't have enough?

(If the Department of Education finds out about this I could have some explaining to do...might be time to join the Union... )

[Risky]

1 12 23.53% elven
2 4 7.84% elven art
3 4 7.84% scott lawrence <~ Actor on JAG
4 3 5.88% elven images
5 2 3.92% KATTIES DEATH From links page, Zelon has Katties.
6 2 3.92% Lexi the vampires pictures <~ Uhh..... what?
7 2 3.92% Scott exploration <~ Er... if you want I guess?
8 2 3.92% elven female lesbian <~ I only have male les... no.
9 2 3.92% elven pictures
10 1 1.96% 12 dragons webcomic <~ Links page
11 1 1.96% Elven
12 1 1.96% Elven Art
13 1 1.96% Elven Galleries
14 1 1.96% Scott Lawrence
15 1 1.96% anime elven girls
16 1 1.96% anime elven images
17 1 1.96% elven drawings
18 1 1.96% elven name translation
19 1 1.96% elven sexuality <~ Excellent....
20 1 1.96% elven sites

1 2 33.33% risky.keenspace.com
2 1 16.67% anime elven
3 1 16.67% risky behaviour <~ Never do this search
4 1 16.67% risky.keenspace.com/
5 1 16.67% risky.theelven.com

1 3 60.00% werewolves
2 1 20.00% comic sex
3 1 20.00% keenime.keenspace.com

Let me know if you have a comic about werewolves or comic sex you want added to the keenime dropdown.

[MERBman]

Karbone Man
how to destroy the internet <- Good to see some people have their priorities straight
Amadeo Avagadro <-The early molecular scientist, who appears herein as an evil zombie
Fancomic charmed
avagadro project
big monsters fucky <-Poorly-translated horror porn?
goddamn rabbits pom-pom
jewish tetris <- What?
ragtag character
snail comic karbone
long eared rabbits <- I get this one a lot.
Life's Morals
Ph34r m3! meaning
What does Rhetorical mean <- Monty Python reference?
cartoon that hates everything
gumbo cartoon character
makeoverland <- I don't see how that would lead anyone to me
rail road spike brain injury <- Yikes.
sadistic gameshow <- They're quite fun!
why destroy the internet <- Ask that other guy
PAGE O HATE
Horrors of the internet
he hates rollercoasters
insults with swear words
koribo's shoe <- That's the green boot in Mario Brothers 3.
mosquito teeth <- Don't exist.

[-Fanny pack]

22.22% ie sucks
11.11% Sam Goldberg
11.11% eli's adventures
11.11% internet explorer sucks
11.11% jonathan reiser
11.11% page tearing
11.11% page-tearing
11.11% spawns comics

But the best is April:

100.00% Ugly Girl comic

STEAL!

[Joel Fagin]

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1 	2 	66.67% 	like the wind comic
2 	1 	33.33% 	Like the wind comic

Whee.



- Joel Fagin

[Prettydragoon]

Heh.

4 50.00% toastyfrog evangelion
1 12.50% SCA comics
1 12.50% toastyfrog Evangelion
1 12.50% tove means
1 12.50% where is tove today I guess I should update again.

[Derenge]

0.36% Brazil has decided you're cute <-- about time that became official
0.36% NAZI COMIC CHARACTERS <-- every month this one comes up, even though my comic is devoid of nazis
0.36% chainsaw sword images <-- chainsaw swords, quite likely the greatest idea ever.
0.36% comic strip turtleneck <-- my characters wear these
0.36% eigthteen <-- alrighty
0.36% ginger jpg gallery <-- ...
0.36% how to draw underwear <-- Though I've asked about this in chat I don't think it's part of my webpage.
0.36% isn't it funny how pointless life is <-- ummm maybe.
0.36% many tidings grim <-- stolen.
0.36% pointless keenspace ( I will -eat Derenge! -signed the -Bear!!! <-- I fear for my wellbeing
0.36% really depressing jokes <-- Depressingly bad? Only sometimes.

[Isukiyomi]

0.36% how to draw underwear <-- Though I've asked about this in chat I don't think it's part of my webpage.

It's on your gallery page ^_^;;

no008.jpg: Ever say, "you know what, I want to draw underwear."... no? *ahem* anyway, yeah. There it is.

[Derenge]

yeah, but there is no how involved in that.

[Sput]

well, if they googled it...

' "how" is a very common word and was not included in your search'

[Noise Monkey]

0.36% NAZI COMIC CHARACTERS <-- every month this one comes up, even though my comic is devoid of nazis

Eh, Cricket and I get one about animal mating positions every month thanks to his "Party Animal Hunting" arc.

[BeefotronX]

1 7 50.00% thinginess of chaos
2 1 7.14% barely 18 (Bwahaha! You searched for porn and got a PG13 cartoon!)
3 1 7.14% barely 18 14 (Bwahaha, again!)
4 1 7.14% chaos monkey
5 1 7.14% dr. frohawk
6 1 7.14% frohawk
7 1 7.14% pittsburgh webcomic
8 1 7.14% webcomic scientist

[Joel Fagin]

I just got this one (extracted from a referrer rather than from the search strings).

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thewind.keenspace Jex and Joel getting it on

So... Who's the comedian?



- Joel Fagin

[Cope]

I just got this one (extracted from a referrer rather than from the search strings).

Really? How exactly do you do that?

[Joel Fagin]

I just got this one (extracted from a referrer rather than from the search strings).

Really? How exactly do you do that?

Oh? Wondering how I found out, huh? Wasn't expecting me to spot it until next month's search strings, were you?

*shines light in Cope's face*

We have ways of making you talk, you know.

- Joel Fagin

[Toxic]

12 1 2.08% (This search string has been removed) <-- Someone's a wise guy...

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