Damnationpalooza

Protectmyballs · Post by **Protectmyballs** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 4:04 pm

Has anyone else ever gotten an idea for a comic that just seemed wrong? Like you felt ill for even considering it?

....but the idea wont leave you, and you succumb to your own twisted imagination.

I drew this a couple days ago, and although I'm ashamed for finding it funny, I can't help but laugh when I look at it.

So, everyone bring out their worst, most morally unsound comic and display it here for us all to scorn over together.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 4:43 pm

Never!!!

[AlmightyPyro] · Post by **[AlmightyPyro]** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:00 pm

I'm a fan of Mr. Bob's Comic about the doggy. I'll try to find it.

Sput · Post by **Sput** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:14 pm

...but that would involve me bringing out my illustrations of my channel's IRC quotes

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:55 pm

Read it and weep, kiddies.

Van Douchebag · Post by **Van Douchebag** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:23 pm

OMGLAWSUIT

I had done another one earlier making fun of Kurtzy and Megatokyo, saying Piro's new obsession was drawing sad Scott Kurtz in the snow. This one, ironicly, pissed off Kurtzy more than the other.

Driving Without Pants · Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:38 pm

Something I'm working on at the moment might fall into this category, seeing as how it will end with a murder-suicide involving Beetle Bailey:

*tink* *tink* *tink*

"Hi, Joker..."

Leko · Post by **Leko** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:04 pm

Once I wrote a short story about Lucifer, but I wouldn't say it was really wrong. Unless you're some kind of uber-crazy religoholic. Other than that, I got nothin'.

JeremyW · Post by **JeremyW** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:11 am

I think I could have chosen a different word than "retard" is this comic.

JeremyW · Post by **JeremyW** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:15 am

Your pic isn't showing up Van.

Protectmyballs · Post by **Protectmyballs** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:36 am

Van's comic

I dont get it. Backstory?

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:43 am

I think the whole cesium in water thing would apply. The setup, text, and comic are here. I did the text and setup, xmung did the strip.

http://www.reasonedcognition.com/cesium.html

Sput · Post by **Sput** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:45 am

protectmyballs wrote:
Van's comic
I dont get it. Backstory?

i believe scott kurtz is the creator of a comic called...uhm...PvP i believe. I think ther was some issue with ihm and the papers and them wanting everything and he didn't want to give the rights up.

i think?

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:17 am

RA wrote:
protectmyballs wrote:
Van's comic
I dont get it. Backstory?
i believe scott kurtz is the creator of a comic called...uhm...PvP i believe. I think ther was some issue with ihm and the papers and them wanting everything and he didn't want to give the rights up.

i think?

No, Van's comic was reffering to the case where Kurtz was threatening to sue an autor of some other comic (that I failed to remember) based on similarity of some of his characters with Pvp's scull. Something like that. *shrugs*

Jops · Post by **Jops** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:34 am

mcDuffies wrote:...threatening to sue an autor of some other comic (that I failed to remember)...

Spells and Whistles by Tubesteak Samurai

Van Douchebag · Post by **Van Douchebag** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:30 am

Scott Kurtz and his pack of HIDEOUS ZOMBIE LAWYERS was threatening legal action against Tauhid Bondia because he said Tauhid's fat blue Italian mobster fairy was too similar to Skull.

Tauhid, having a wife and kid, can't really place gambit against Kurtzy, so he made concessions by changing the fairy to green and giving him more clothing (The fairy, who spoke in an Italian accent and acted like a mafiosa, wore a muscle shirt like a goon previously, but now was given a purple blazer jacket and pants).

For that, Kurtzy is a putz.
He confuses me sometimes - he'll do something rad like offer his comic free to newspaper, but then he'll also step on other indie web comic artists.

In fact, next strip of White Hydra coming out laughs at him again because I intend to put him in court sueing Sesame Street's Cookie Monster, with poor little Elmo crying and saying "Elmo's gonna hafta sell his ass on the street." while Kurtz celebrates by tossing money around.

Ryuko · Post by **Ryuko** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:06 am

When did this happen? O_O Why don't I know these things!?!

TheGoobla · Post by **TheGoobla** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:30 am

We don't expect anyone to know these things. At least not anyone normal. Van only knows them because while portrays himself as a streetwise punk, he is in reality a lovable internet geek always surrounding himself with webcomic lore.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:17 pm

I'm sorry... did you just call Van Douchebag loveable?

Sput · Post by **Sput** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:36 pm

Van Douchebag wrote:Scott Kurtz and his pack of HIDEOUS ZOMBIE LAWYERS was threatening legal action against Tauhid Bondia because he said Tauhid's fat blue Italian mobster fairy was too similar to Skull.

Tauhid, having a wife and kid, can't really place gambit against Kurtzy, so he made concessions by changing the fairy to green and giving him more clothing (The fairy, who spoke in an Italian accent and acted like a mafiosa, wore a muscle shirt like a goon previously, but now was given a purple blazer jacket and pants).

For that, Kurtzy is a putz.
He confuses me sometimes - he'll do something rad like offer his comic free to newspaper, but then he'll also step on other indie web comic artists.

In fact, next strip of White Hydra coming out laughs at him again because I intend to put him in court sueing Sesame Street's Cookie Monster, with poor little Elmo crying and saying "Elmo's gonna hafta sell his ass on the street." while Kurtz celebrates by tossing money around.

not cool. i don't think i've actually ever read a single PvP strip. I don't know why. Just never really got around to it, I guess.