Scary-assed shit in my e-mail.

Cathowl · Post by **Cathowl** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 7:12 pm

I second a vote to sticky this thread.

BenMCOB · Post by **BenMCOB** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 1:30 pm

And to think I thought that nothing could scare me after reading that completely fucked up scat/guro hentai manga a friend linked me to. How wrong I was...

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:27 pm

bow down before the power of the scary assed shit.

Surprise Chibi Inside! · Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:06 pm

RantinAn wrote:bow down before the power of the scary assed shit.

Yeesh, you people scare too easily. I'm not intimidated by this whatsoever. So take that...BWAHA!

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:01 pm

Surprise Chibi Inside! wrote:
RantinAn wrote:bow down before the power of the scary assed shit.
Yeesh, you people scare too easily. I'm not intimidated by this whatsoever. So take that...BWAHA!

Intimidated? me? Who is the one who keeps bumping this thankyou kindly?

Surprise Chibi Inside! · Fri Feb 18, 2005 2:29 pm

RantinAn wrote:
Surprise Chibi Inside! wrote:
RantinAn wrote:bow down before the power of the scary assed shit.
Yeesh, you people scare too easily. I'm not intimidated by this whatsoever. So take that...BWAHA!
Intimidated? me? Who is the one who keeps bumping this thankyou kindly?

...You? And you're very welcome.

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 4:42 pm

with n00bs coming out of the wood work this needs to be on the front page.
Read it suckers,.

Surprise Chibi Inside! · Sun Feb 27, 2005 7:34 pm

RantinAn wrote:with n00bs coming out of the wood work this needs to be on the front page.
Read it suckers,.

Yes...Bow before the scary shit! Because Mistress Straps told ya first, Suckas!

Jackalope · Post by **Jackalope** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:12 am

Okay, I've found something that's possibly even scarier. The Chat-O-Matic Atheist Witnessing Tool.

Do you ever get the calling to witness to atheists but don't respond because you don't know how to start?

Have you ever tried, but got pulled around from one point to the next spending hours getting nowhere?

Are you just too chicken to do it?

Well fret no more - help is here!

The Chat-O-Matic is specifically designed to get you started on the right foot when debating skeptics on the Christian faith. It will also help you obey Jesus' command in not throwing your pearls before swine.

In other words, are you too lame to memorize the typical lame canned apologetics that every newbie fundie learns? You know, the ones that atheists eat for before-breakfast snacks? Then this is the chat tool for you!
Bwhahahaha.

Damn, during my very brief sojourn with Intervarsity Christian Fellowship (fundie cult), I usually got to play the part of the "atheist" during practice debates. Problem was, I very often won, even back then. And that was before I put much critical thought into the subject. I lasted about six months in their little cult...The "arguments" this script uses are golly-gosh-gee the same standard ones we were taught.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 5:11 am

Oh god! Such was such lame, idiotic pap. Anyone seriously trying to debate with that chat script would be shredded.

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:54 pm

Klattu Barada nec *achoo*

Usagi-kun · Post by **Usagi-kun** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:07 am

And once again Ran summons forth the beast which lurks in the depths of the forums

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 4:27 pm

Been a long time. Noobs must read the first page.

Dudegirl · Post by **Dudegirl** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 8:30 pm

You're right...That is kinda scary.

I have a couple of those AI robot software on my website. They're brothers. Heehee.

Isukiyomi · Post by **Isukiyomi** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:10 pm

That's scary and sad at the same time ^^;; And hello to everyone ^_^

Major Maxillary · Post by **Major Maxillary** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:15 pm

there are some mighty fucked-up fetishes in the world...sometimes all you can do is sit back and laugh.

hello.

Usagi-kun · Post by **Usagi-kun** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 12:47 am

Once again this thread crawls it's way up from the depths of the forum awaiting the chance to impale and devour some unsuspecting noob

Sweet or Sour · Post by **Sweet or Sour** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:49 pm

for some reason some of those passages in the chat-o-matic seem VERY familiar... a little too familiar

TimothyMcGreggor · Post by **TimothyMcGreggor** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:39 am

Sounds like those "Uber-Uber" German programmers I've heard so much about. Combined with some huge Japanese comic fan. So I guess, the programmer that generated that Bot is a cross-German-Japanese-Comic-Programmer-Fan. Interesting.

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:39 am

but if oyu crossed a German Uber-Programmer with a japanese uber otaku, i thought all one would get is a used panty vending machine that demeans you in the language of the ancient frozen wasteland of your choice?