Pocket Kitty Party. There is no Choice.

Kris X · Post by **Kris X** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:31 pm

You all have no choice, but to become a part of my slaves. Join now or... Fear the... Um, er.

Just do it! *Kitty eyes*

Joel Fagin · Post by **Joel Fagin** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:36 pm

Offer some money and we'll talk.

Well, I'll talk. You can meow.

- Joel Fagin

Kris X · Post by **Kris X** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:41 pm

In the Party money is not needed. You will be loved, you will not need shiny things for love, shiny things go to Pocket Kitty to feed stray cats...Yes, strays cats....

Spriteville, USA · Post by **Spriteville, USA** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:44 pm

Is that tiny person me rocking out?

Kris X · Post by **Kris X** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:03 pm

Spriteville, USA wrote:Is that tiny person me rocking out?

Mhm.

Ian Moulding · Post by **Ian Moulding** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:08 pm

Ha! I am unaffected by kitty eyes! I've had cats my entire life, and I know you lot are nothing but a bunch of, of sociopathic predators, and...

Aw, look at the way it keeps tossing that dead bird around. What a cute kitty.

What is your bidding, my master?

Leko · Post by **Leko** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:30 pm

Before joining Pocket Kitty Party I fully expect to see a deathmatch between you and McDuffies in the Revolution thread.

If you lose I'll get somebody to reanimate you. It'd be cool enough to be the slave of an evil kitten, but an evil ZOMBIE kitten? Hells yes. Win/win. Deal?

Van Douchebag · Post by **Van Douchebag** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:37 pm

"To fight evil you need a different kind of evil."
"OH MY FUCKING GOD! WHAT IS VAN DOING TO THE MAILMAN?!"
"He's perfect!"

Kris X · Post by **Kris X** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:56 pm

That's right.. Submit now and it will be painless.

Joel Fagin · Post by **Joel Fagin** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:59 pm

This reminds me of someone on the College Roomies From Hell discussion board who invented the "Kitten Collective" who fly around in a massive yarn-sphere and say... What was it? Oh, yes...

"We are the Kitten. Lower your weapons and open your arms. Your refrigerators and sofas will be utilized for our comfort. Your society will be assimilated to nurture and care for our own. Resistance is Furry."

They didn't offer any money either.

- Joel Fagin

Kris X · Post by **Kris X** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:02 pm

Joel Fagin wrote:This reminds me of someone on the College Roomies From Hell discussion board who invented the "Kitten Collective" who fly around in a massive yarn-sphere and say... What was it? Oh, yes...

"We are the Kitten. Lower your weapons and open your arms. Your refrigerators and sofas will be utilized for our comfort. Your society will be assimilated to nurture and care for our own. Resistance is Furry."

They didn't offer any money either.

- Joel Fagin

Yees, distance relatives. But for the better cause my ...er..., friend... Eeeexcellent.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:30 pm

. . . . ?

Where me?

Dutch! · Post by **Dutch!** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:40 pm

I always say you should take all cats, make them eat their tails, pull them out through their arseholes and turn them into yoyos.

No, I don't live in an urban area.

Feru · Post by **Feru** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:41 pm

Heee! Pocket kitty army!

*stumbles around and murbles on command*

Come join us! I am quite happy in the service of KrisX, the gaping hole in my face is mearly a reminder of the greatness of the kitty!

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:37 pm

Am... Am I BORG now?

The Neko · Post by **The Neko** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:47 pm

You and McDuffies will NEVER get me! NEEVERRRRR!

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:48 pm

Yes pocket kitty...I await my further instructions. </dazed and brainwashed>

Joel Fagin · Post by **Joel Fagin** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:01 am

Toxic wrote:Yes pocket kitty...I await my further instructions. </dazed and brainwashed>

<kitty_voice>You will change your avatar.</kitty_voice>

- Kris X (Honest)

Chibiartstudios · Post by **Chibiartstudios** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:20 am

Make me a better offer than Mcduffies and you have yourself a minion!

That souldn't be hard though, he pays me in expired medicine, old issues of "Monacle Aficianado" and a lack of the usuall daily beatings if I do a really good job.

Carlin · Post by **Carlin** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:26 am

*stands in the corner and offers jobs to those who don't want to be one with the pocket kitty* My legions of terror shall grow slowly... Mwahaha!!

And we have a wonderful benifits package. Secret agent dislocated your shoulder? Get paid time off while you recover! Because when we take over the world to fill it with comic jams and abolish Internet Explorer, we're gonna need all the help we can get!