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a army of demons get into a fight with an army of robots, who wins

demons
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robots
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Post by Corgan_dane »

:-?

You have a girlfriend, and this is what you're sitting around doing? Arguing over robots and demons?

Time to introduce some alcohol to this relationship, or something...

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Demons. Trust me on this one.
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I'm assuming your average demon could just melt the robots with a breath of hellfire or something, so I suppose I'll vote demon.

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DEMONS!

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Demons. More personality, and more fun to draw :)

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Demons. With hellfire and brimstone and all that kinda fun stuff.
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Demons.
Even a human would have better chances against a demon then a robot, they can't use any magic, and bullets, explosions, lasers and all that are just useless.

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Post by Czar »

What type of Robot exactly?
And what type of Deamon?
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Hot ones.

Definitely.
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Post by Czar »

[Deliberate misinterpretation]
So, fire based demons.

Still, to "fight fire with fire" is a viable tactical option.

A few Tank-bots should finish this affair quickly and efficiently, if not quietly.
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Is there any set limit to collateral damage involved?
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hmm...
robots could potentially keep pouring out of factories, using the minimal amount a resources needed and be programed to target the demon's dimension... (think of any time humans have tried to stand up to a robot army)
but we are talking about a demon army, potentially they are ALL trained to fight and die, and they can call upon the forces dark to summon more soldiers at any time... but this still requires resources... demons probably have the ability to teleport right where they want to be between dimensions, since they have control over all that hocus pocus....
both sides are creative, have entire worlds to call upon for help in their fight but I think inevitably the robots would lose because they simply are machines/AIs, and demons are supposed to be veryveryvery clever. I think an AI would pick one strategem and stick with it, try to wear down the demons, and the demons would work around it.
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Post by Spriteville, USA »

Robots are not alive, and can in theory be indefinitly rebuilt making their loss impossible.

However, depending on the demon it may not be suceptible to physical damage.

So the only way to win would be to 1. Use humans to confront the demons. or 2. Kill all the humans and robots at once so that they can not be rebuilt.

In an anime the robots would win, most likely gaining souls in the process.

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Post by War »

Robots.
Magic doesn't exist so demons would have to conform to the mundane rules of reality. So the robots would squish them.
If magic did exist, I'd just build magical robots which would still trump the demons.

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In Judeo-Christian mythos, God, demons, angels, nephilim/anakim, and even to some extent humans are composed of magic; although the bible rarely refers to magic because magic is taboo for humans.

What does this mean? Unless you're fighting lvl 4 Bog Imp, your robot is going to get his ass hexed, zapped, and transmutated. And not to mention the fact demons, like angels, can posess OBJECTS and take only physical form when they want to.

Furthermore, a physical form is insubstantial to them, since they can just spawn themselves a new one if the old one gets killed.
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Satan can easily beat the pants off of Big Blue ergo. Demons use their combined evil to wreak havoc on the world, and robots just eat a big fat demon cock!
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Demons are fallen angels. When Lucifer left Heaven he took 1/3 of the angels with him. There are an infinite number of angels, so there are an infinite number of demons. (Like an infinite number of odd numbers...)

Demons are magical, and unbound by the laws of physics.

There are only so many robots that can be built with the materials on Earth, and they would be constrained by the laws of physics. Plus, they could be posessed.

Finally, some would argue that AI is not in God's plan, and that robot AI is demonic in nature anyway.

So demons, no question.
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Robots have Optimus Prime.

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corgan_dane wrote::-?

You have a girlfriend, and this is what you're sitting around doing? Arguing over robots and demons?

Time to introduce some alcohol to this relationship, or something...

(...and Demons all the way!)
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Mooman wrote:Robots have Optimus Prime.

Yes.
Feh. If Megatron beat and killed Optimus Prime with RIDICULOUS ease, a demon can do it just by waving its pinky.

Robots are not alive and are dependent on both physical resources and engergy to function; those are very important limitations.

Demons are immortal and of preternatural origin, and they won't go away until God ends Creation.

Demons all the way.
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Megatron was also insanely badass.

Demons get defeated by 12 year old girls in inspiring 'coming of age with a horror twist' tales all the freakin' time.
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