A pressy for God of Tarot!

Pillywiggin · Post by **Pillywiggin** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:16 am

Smight wrote:Gorilla salad... Ridin' the rag...

such horrible horrible images are burnt into my mind's eye.

You know, there was a warning at the top of the page.

Humbug · Post by **Humbug** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:23 am

Pillywiggin wrote:Well, as long as we're on the subject this is one of the funniest rants I have ever seen. Because it is so very, very true.

Erm, I didn't think that time of the month is so bad, but she describes it rater err... colourfully.

JexKerome · Post by **JexKerome** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:55 am

Seems she caused quite a stir, too. Refreshing to read such an opinion; for most of us men this is one of the things we're curious about but for some reason we really don't want to know. I've always suspected women resent it more than they let on, specially the mood swings, but it's nice to get a peek of that without getting your head ripped off by asking about it.

And, though reading that just takes me closer to feeling your pain, ladies, I'm reall really REALLY glad I'll never have to go through that. Now I just need to find a way to notice when you're in that particular time, so as to put on my eggshell-walking shoes.

BOMC · Post by **BOMC** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:29 am

Dutch! wrote:Honestly...how can you trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die?

MR. GARRISON!!!!

Also, the picture.... *snort*

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:17 am

Although I don't know what kind of men needs a sign and an arrow to tell him what to do.

Mmm.. new big thing.. it was the new geeky thing years ago that just made you even more geeky to be thrilled to death about (not knocking those who have forum relationships), but just because other people are doing it doesn't mean it's right for you.

That's right! Internet dating is old! That's why I got myself an internet sister!

Seconded. Wasn't there a thread a couple days ago where Collapse was asking for advice about a girl at his school (I glanced but didn't read it)? Either he's some kind of player or we're all over reacting.

Well it was pretty much obvious that Godoftarot doesn't want that relation to suceede.

Ah yes, the space-penis. It goes where no man has gone before.

I hate myself for typing that, seriously.

Admitt it, you actually like it, bitch!

Indicators tell me that this thread has gone from messed up. To fucked up. To OH GOD WHAT IS THAT!? T-ooh shiney...

Nuh-uh. At the beginning, it was "asking to be fucked up". Check the image.

Godoftarot · Post by **Godoftarot** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 7:46 am

Humbug wrote:
Pillywiggin wrote:Well, as long as we're on the subject this is one of the funniest rants I have ever seen. Because it is so very, very true.

Erm, I didn't think that time of the month is so bad, but she describes it rater err... colourfully.

It seems to be worse for some girls than it is for others. Some girls get really bad migraines, some of them get constant cramps. You must be one of the lucky ones that doesn't get too much of the extra stuff.
I get cranky cause it makes me feel tired and vulnerable. And I'm too damn stubborn to wanna deal with that. I would say guys should read Anne Bishop if they wanna know how to deal with women at that time of the month, but I'm not so sure they'd understand even if they did.
Me, personally, my gums ache. They bleed if I brush 'em. The rest of the month they're just fine, but for this week they're killing me.

Protectmyballs · Post by **Protectmyballs** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:00 am

I dunno, my girlfriend doesn't really complain all that much. Although she is slower picking up my things and the foot rubs aren't as good during her "visit". She's so lazy, I think I'll get a new one.

Phact0rri · Post by **Phact0rri** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:18 am

Well hasn't this turned into a fun little topic. I grew up in a household full of women so... I usually can't tell when a girl is all up in her grrl-pains. I'm a bit naive so i'm always wondering whats up with my friends to make them so mad at me. So I'm always extremely nice so they don't get more angry at me.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:59 am

Women in my family are nasty-tempered in general, it's in genes. So I wouldn't know the difference.

This puts a lot of popular references in my head.
"It's that time of the month in heaven, every single day..."
Or:
"Do they know it's that time of the month at all?"

The Neko · Post by **The Neko** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 11:41 am

I think women got the shorter end of the stick. First of all, they have these bare milk glands hanging out in the front of their chest, ogled by every knuckle-dragging bozos everwhere. And if they're too small, there's plenty of OTHER bozos out there to make sure they're sized appropriately. Then there's the bleeding, the childrearing, being paid less for the same job, and the glass ceiling looming inches above their heads.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 11:45 am

The Neko wrote:I think women got the shorter end of the stick. First of all, they have these bare milk glands hanging out in the front of their chest, ogled by every knuckle-dragging bozos everwhere. And if they're too small, there's plenty of OTHER bozos out there to make sure they're sized appropriately. Then there's the bleeding, the childrearing, being paid less for the same job, and the glass ceiling looming inches above their heads.

While us men are satisfied with testosterone poisoning, shorter lifespans, knuckle-dragging jokes, and sexual organs that sit outside the body?

Godoftarot · Post by **Godoftarot** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:55 pm

rkolter wrote:
The Neko wrote:I think women got the shorter end of the stick. First of all, they have these bare milk glands hanging out in the front of their chest, ogled by every knuckle-dragging bozos everwhere. And if they're too small, there's plenty of OTHER bozos out there to make sure they're sized appropriately. Then there's the bleeding, the childrearing, being paid less for the same job, and the glass ceiling looming inches above their heads.
While us men are satisfied with testosterone poisoning, shorter lifespans, knuckle-dragging jokes, and sexual organs that sit outside the body?

You know, I've had a lot of guys try to compare their problems to the problems of women. I've heard the whole thing about random hard ons and so on and so forth.
But sorry boys, you don't have it worse. You really just don't.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:59 pm

I hope this doesn't turn into some argument as to whether guys or girls have it worse, as such arguments really go nowhere and tend to piss everyone off. Everyone tends to have body related problems to varying degrees of severity.

Van Douchebag · Post by **Van Douchebag** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:12 pm

Fine - let's make a concession - ambisexuals have it worse.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:53 pm

godoftarot wrote:
rkolter wrote:
The Neko wrote:I think women got the shorter end of the stick. First of all, they have these bare milk glands hanging out in the front of their chest, ogled by every knuckle-dragging bozos everwhere. And if they're too small, there's plenty of OTHER bozos out there to make sure they're sized appropriately. Then there's the bleeding, the childrearing, being paid less for the same job, and the glass ceiling looming inches above their heads.
While us men are satisfied with testosterone poisoning, shorter lifespans, knuckle-dragging jokes, and sexual organs that sit outside the body?
You know, I've had a lot of guys try to compare their problems to the problems of women. I've heard the whole thing about random hard ons and so on and so forth.
But sorry boys, you don't have it worse. You really just don't.

I'm not saying we have it worse. We don't. BUT, I'm not saying that we have it great and you have it awful. More like, we have it bad and you have it aweful.

Collapse · Post by **Collapse** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:17 pm

Hey, girls have boobies they can play with!

And about a million different kinds of sex toys

Col · Post by **Col** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:23 pm

collapse wrote:And about a million different kinds of sex toys

Jealous?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:25 pm

Col wrote:
collapse wrote:And about a million different kinds of sex toys
Jealous?

I don't know if you'd really want to be using those kinds of toys though.

Col · Post by **Col** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:28 pm

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:
Col wrote:
collapse wrote:And about a million different kinds of sex toys
Jealous?
I don't know if you'd really want to be using those kinds of toys though.

Hey, whatever he wants to do in his spare time is up to him.

Godoftarot · Post by **Godoftarot** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:29 pm

collapse wrote:Hey, girls have boobies they can play with!

And about a million different kinds of sex toys

Boobs are over-rated. They get in the way. Especially if you like horse-back riding.