Cameo Contest #1: Song Entries

[King Author]

I decided to keep things clean and have a seperate location for the actual entries, and here it is. So respond here, or if you can't log into the forum, email me it, and I'll put it up for you. Speaking of which, here is the first entry.

(Note: Please don't ask questions on this location. Just songs or comments on songs. Any questions or comments on the contest rules or anything else should be put on the other page.)

[King Author]

Neil Verbeck
"C.G. just got run over by a Link"
(based off of "Grandma got run over by a reindeer")


*Chorus*
C.G. just got run over by a Link
boltin' out of the tavern wild eyed
What he runnin from there ain't no tellin'
When C.G. wakes up Link'll
end up fried.
*End Chorus*


Link drank one too many Red Beers.
While talkin' to Skully.
The conversation turned to Zelda.
and Link run off yellin' profanity.

When the party had found C.G.
He looked like he had been attacked.
He had footprints in his armor.
As he lay there in the dirt upon his back.

*Repeat Chorus*

Now the group's so proud of C.G.
He's holding his anger well.
but if you look at him real closely.
you can barely see his veins begin to swell.

Well Kuros went off to find Link.
'for he winds up in a sack.
While Fransesca's grabbin' C.G.
is she tryin to hug him or hold him back?

HOLD HIM BACK!

*Repeat Chorus*

Now C.G. is almost calmed down.
butchered Skully in the bar.
Look at him he's nearly grinnin'
and there's blood splashed on the near wall and the
far.

We're not sure if Link's stopped runnin'
So just watch out for yourself.
Look both way as you cross the streets.
Or you might wind up run'd over, by an elf.

*Repeat Chorus*

*End Song*

[Gager]

(Line the walls, Based on Deck the halls.)

Line the walls with all your guards,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis a reason to be fighting,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our battle armor,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Ghosts and Goblins come to battle,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing Link before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Save yourself as Fransesca botches,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow C.G. in merry bloodlust.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Draw your swords and join the battle,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Right away the Monsters dwindle,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail King Arthur, your lord and savior,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Sing in triumph, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of Link the burning hero,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.