It's Picture Time

Isukiyomi · Post by **Isukiyomi** » Tue May 04, 2004 10:49 am

mcDuffies wrote:Gosh, I have a great business idea!!! An agency for matching couples on keenspace forum!!! Now all I need is a list of available keenmembers, I put them into computer and a cold un-hearted machine decides who's the best match for whom, according to preferences!
Of course, fee would be reasonable...
I need a partner with a vision. MR BOB!!!

I'm afraid of the types of questions you would have to ask just by looking at some of the threads we have here ^^;;

Sippan · Post by **Sippan** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:18 pm

Nobody is going to congratulate me?

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:57 pm

Mr.Bob wrote:
DarkMagician wrote:
TOXIC AVENGER! wrote:I'm so pitifull. I'm going to be graduating from HS soon and I've never made it past handholding.
HANDHOLDING!!! YOU SICK FUCK!
*proceeds to destroy the mood*
Man! What's wrong with you people??!! Why would anyone possibly want to be shackled in the chains of a relationship????

Weirdos!

Probably for the hot sex. Or so I've heard.

Ratbert · Post by **Ratbert** » Tue May 04, 2004 3:06 pm

Blah, I've had two relationships in the past two months and I ended them both in a matter of weeks. I'm going off to college soon anyway, but the problem is, in this small town, there's some nice looking girls, but they're just so boring to talk to. I can't get into girl talk. I'm sorry, I just don't find every damn detail about everything you do in a day interesting. Maybe you do. But hey, there's a girl out there for everyone, at least all the guys. And there's plenty of guys for all the girls out there. It's just a matter of moving to where there's more people.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Tue May 04, 2004 5:41 pm

Mr.Bob wrote:[Melodramatic]
McDuffies!! I can't believe you! How many times do I have to tell you "We're OVER" before you get it into that thick skull of yours? There is no longer an us - just a you and a me.

I can't believe you have the nerve to stand here and ask me to completely forget everything you?ve done to me and give you another chance!
Face it catboy: no matter how much you keep denying it and crying yourself to sleep the fact remains that you and me are through! And until you learn how to let go of the past, you will be nothing but a lonely, sad, sad, pitiful, little wretch!

I need a real man in my life!
[/Melodramatic]

But I made you a feferoni soup!

Drat, I'm out of business partner, and I had such a good project...

Gage Kronos · Post by **Gage Kronos** » Tue May 04, 2004 8:21 pm

DEVO-Bot wrote:
TOXIC AVENGER! wrote:I'm so pitifull. I'm going to be graduating from HS soon and I've never made it past handholding.
Whatever, I hadn't made it much further in high school, and I'm *gay*. I'm such a failure!

I didn't get past that in high school either. I got past that when I was living in the dorms though... ^_^; But strangely, I've never had a boyfriend or a girlfriend.

Edit: ::reads through the rest of the posts:: ::sniffles:: ::gives everyone a hug::

Post by **Kisai** » Tue May 04, 2004 10:08 pm

Since we are sharing romance sob stories...

I had one girlfriend, EVER. it lasted one Week, last september. That consisted mostly of kissing, nothing more.

I've had crushes on people of any gender (yes I acknoledge more than two) since I was 7 (yes I can remember that far back) but never felt comfortable being close to anyone, so I went through highschool alone.

Unfortunately anyone I have even the slightest interest in is taken, is psycho, or has bad habits that I find mutually incompatable.

I'm plain vanilla in a world of butterscotch, mint and chocolate.

I'd be flattered if someone showed genuine interest in me, not "oh you know computer stuff, let me pick your brain" type... *sigh*

Mr Ekshin · Post by **Mr Ekshin** » Tue May 04, 2004 11:19 pm

While living with a certain un-certain girl for the second time (because I never learn), I found out she wouldn't marry me. Strike three for me, so I left the next day.

So I did the most self-destructive thing I could think of: I ditched my dreams, and turned my hobby into a career (computer stuff). It sucked all the magic and wonder out of my life, and I've been looking for some way to be creative again ever since.

The robot thing was cool, but the game died.

Now I'm doing this comic stuff to keep myself happy. Seems to work.

Haven't been with anyone since I left her.

That was seven years ago.

I see all things on this ball of mud as objects and patterns. People who hang around me too long just get asked stuff like "Stand like this holding this book, I need to draw..."

I wrestled my 3rd grade psych report (they tested me cause they thought I might be retarded) from a meth-head relative while in yuma couple weekends ago. There's a quote where I said "I'm not very happy, just normal and I don't get excited very often."

Reading it made me feel wonderously happy and content. I kept going "heh heh, no shit. Wow." the whole time. Like someone handing you the keys to yourself and saying "There you are. Why not go for a spin?"

Woo! I feel better already! I feel so much love in the air!

Now back to photoshop...

Heffaloop · Post by **Heffaloop** » Tue May 04, 2004 11:45 pm

I think our computers are our soulmates and all we can hope for in terms of human relationships is 'someone that doesnt piss you off that much'

Ahh the life of a nerd!

[sorry for anyone who is feeling really very serious about this i have no significant other shit]

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Tue May 04, 2004 11:52 pm

heffaloop wrote:I think our computers are our soulmates and all we can hope for in terms of human relationships is 'someone that doesnt piss you off that much'

Ahh.. sounds like the relationship my computer and I have, doesn't it honey?

*Compy suddenly bluescreens*

That's it bitch! I'm leaving you and I'm taking the kids!

DGC · Post by **DGC** » Tue May 04, 2004 11:59 pm

I think our computers are our soulmates and all we can hope for in terms of human relationships is 'someone that doesnt piss you off that much'

I hope that isn't true for me because ever since I got Windows XP, my comp has been getting all kinds of viruses.

Seriously, I'm actually liking the single life right now. Just spent so much time with the wrong mindset I occasionally regress or let things from the past get into my head.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Wed May 05, 2004 8:02 am

heffaloop wrote:I think our computers are our soulmates and all we can hope for in terms of human relationships is 'someone that doesnt piss you off that much'

Dunno about you, but this computer pissed me off more that any girl in my life ever did. Damn thing breaks all the time.

Nobody is going to congratulate me?

Uh, did I miss something? Is there particular reason or you just want to be congratulated on your usual state?

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Wed May 05, 2004 9:12 am

Kisai wrote: I'd be flattered if someone showed genuine interest in me, not "oh you know computer stuff, let me pick your brain" type... *sigh*

Wow, so you're saying my first Kisai gift art was bang on then.

If I were a single, non-psychotic guy with no annoying habbits I'd be on you like Marlon Brando on a Big Mac, baby.

Heffaloop · Post by **Heffaloop** » Wed May 05, 2004 9:18 am

mcDuffies wrote: Dunno about you, but this computer pissed me off more that any girl in my life ever did. Damn thing breaks all the time.

Judging by the couples around me, that sounds like a pretty normal solid relationship there!

Terotrous · Post by **Terotrous** » Wed May 05, 2004 9:37 am

heffaloop wrote:I think our computers are our soulmates.

That makes so much sense! The computer provides everything you'd get in a relationship!
Too bad you have to get a new soul mate every few years when the old one becomes outdated.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:00 am

Kisai wrote: I'd be flattered if someone showed genuine interest in me, not "oh you know computer stuff, let me pick your brain" type... *sigh*

Weird. I'd figured you for the 'too good not to already be taken' type.

War · Post by **War** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:45 am

Well mine is pretty solid and reliable. It does take all my money though.

I need physical contact

. I need hugs.

TheGoobla · Post by **TheGoobla** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:59 am

Digital War wrote:Well mine is pretty solid and reliable. It does take all my money though.

I need physical contact . I need hugs.

* Huggles War *

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Wed May 05, 2004 11:19 am

heffaloop wrote:I think our computers are our soulmates and all we can hope for in terms of human relationships is 'someone that doesnt piss you off that much

Ahh the life of a nerd!

EDIT: Hmm... Actually it comes out looking very similar to that one VG Cats strip... 0.o

Sippan · Post by **Sippan** » Wed May 05, 2004 11:25 am

mcDuffies wrote:
Nobody is going to congratulate me?
Uh, did I miss something? Is there particular reason or you just want to be congratulated on your usual state?

Welll.... Never had sex, never had a girlfriend, never had a boyfriend, only been kissed once in a 20 year long life - and that happened 10 years ago! On the cheek!! I am the loneliest person in the crowd! Isn't that worth anything?