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OMG I just broke my phone....

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I was looking for my phone on my desk (yes that messy) and all the sudden it rang. Well it suprised me so bad i smashed it with one well placed blow.... I hope i dont get any more calls the phone sparks when i recieve calls now and i cant find the cord (thinks to unplug it at the other end...)
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Remind me not to sneak up behind you. Okay?
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That's nothin'!

One day I came home from killing a horde of demons with my Tetsiga, so I was like, so totaly pumped right?! So any way, I walked into the house all cool and stuff when this ninja-octapuss jumped from my sink. It shouted curse words at me in octapuss tongue, but he couldn't fool me! So I read the subtitles and got mad at what he said. Infact it's so horrible I can't tell you! I was so pissed I pulled out my shotgun that I keep in my boxers, and yelled the coolest one-liner ever! then right as I pulled the triger he grabbed my phone with the greatest of speed, and used it as a shield. I tried to stop but it was to late! the phone was mutilated! I got so mad you could see my energy aura shooting all around me! I went, "No! Not my phone!" then I yelled wicked awsome making my aura glow even brighter and bigger! So then I focussed my energy and shot a ki blast from my hands, totaly distroying the octapuss, and half my house! So after that I got my chinese midgets that work for me to rebuild my house, and I went to bed.

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Re: OMG I just brok my phone....

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Squarewheel wrote:I was looking for my phone on my desk (yes that messy) and all the sudden it rang. Well it suprised me so bad i smashed it with one well placed blow.... I hope i dont get any more calls the phone sparks when i recieve calls now and i cant find the cord (thinks to unplug it at the other end...)
Why the hell do you have Matt Lim's comic link on your profile?

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RPin wrote:
Squarewheel wrote:I was looking for my phone on my desk (yes that messy) and all the sudden it rang. Well it suprised me so bad i smashed it with one well placed blow.... I hope i dont get any more calls the phone sparks when i recieve calls now and i cant find the cord (thinks to unplug it at the other end...)
Why the hell do you have Matt Lim's comic link on your profile?
What did that have to do with him breakin' his phone?!
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It's ok Rpin, Squarewheel is a friend of mine in real life, he's just advertising for me even though I haven't updated since January :oops: .
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RPin wrote:
Squarewheel wrote:I was looking for my phone on my desk (yes that messy) and all the sudden it rang. Well it suprised me so bad i smashed it with one well placed blow.... I hope i dont get any more calls the phone sparks when i recieve calls now and i cant find the cord (thinks to unplug it at the other end...)
Why the hell do you have Matt Lim's comic link on your profile?
Well I was a writer for the comic...sorta. I'll explain. We all jump on the Matt web comic band wagon. Matt draws it I write it and nick posts it. This worked less than well. I'll give you a perfect example. This was a real conversation.

ME:Matt you need to draw a new comic

Matt: Write one!

ME: I would if you would tell me your planned story line

Matt: It's a secret.

end of line, not much good I could do there
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I'm on my 3rd Kyocera 2235 since 2002. :(
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cellphones are fragile little buggers ::straps cellphone to the wall so that it won't break::
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I lost my phone.
-Fire our shit!
-But I am Le Tired....
-OK take a nap.
THEN FIRE OUR SHIT!!
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Warren wrote:I'm on my 3rd Kyocera 2235 since 2002. :(
I have the Kyocera 5135 and I have to say this one durable bastard. I've dropped it tons of times but it still looks brand new.
*hugs his cellphone*
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K-Dawg wrote:
Warren wrote:I'm on my 3rd Kyocera 2235 since 2002. :(
I have the Kyocera 5135 and I have to say this one durable bastard. I've dropped it tons of times but it still looks brand new.
*hugs his cellphone*
Well, the 2235 has a design flaw... it has two boards inside connected by friction. It also tends to pick up a lot of lint when kept in your pocket. The lint gets between the contacts and makes the display all wonky. The problem was fixed in the phone's successor.

Other than that, I love the phone. But it gets replaced this year. "New Every Two" and all.

I will be looking at the new Kyoceras. :)
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