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Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 9:56 am

I'm going to agree with Mercury_Hat and Warren on this one.

The Queen's english... isn't. We've got the bigger economy and the bigger population. Torches? Lorries? Flats? Using the letter "U" where it doesn't belong?

If I wanted to use the wrong words and make frequent misspellings, I'd give myself aphasia; then you'd circuit my wrench with flamingos.

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:00 am

Haven't you been paying attention, War? We're the United States, we take what we want with ol' George W in charge and that includes your <strike>precious oil</strike> language, too!

Can't you people just be satisfied with boiling everything into a grey inedible mash?

LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:03 am

Uhm, American English doesn't have the bigger population. India alone has double the population of the US and theirs is the UK varient.

Mercury_Hat wrote:Color, it's spelled like it sounds. Colour should rhyme with flour.

And 'kiss' shouldn't rhyme with 'keys' but I ain't badgering any Aussies over that one.

Not that my fanatical love of the Australian accent has anything to do with that of course *cough*

*gets back to stalking Jamie*

War · Post by **War** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:04 am

Just shows Americans have no imagination

.

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:06 am

I'm not on the up and up when it comes to Australian pronunciation, but I like the Aussies, they've got moxie. Pizzazz, even.

And you want to tell people who eat chitt'lin's and fried oreos they've got no imagination, you're more than welcome.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:07 am

LAGtheNoggin wrote:Uhm, American English doesn't have the bigger population. India alone has double the population of the US and theirs is the UK varient.

Shows what you know. Their biggest industry growth is in call centers that support the US. So they're having American english rammed down their throats like a cheap whore doing a nickel blow job.

Just as it should be.

TheGoobla · Post by **TheGoobla** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:14 am

rkolter wrote:
LAGtheNoggin wrote:Uhm, American English doesn't have the bigger population. India alone has double the population of the US and theirs is the UK varient.
Shows what you know. Their biggest industry growth is in call centers that support the US. So they're having American english rammed down their throats like a cheap whore doing a nickel blow job.

Just as it should be.

Just cause they have American English rammed down their throats doesn't mean they'll convert!

I'm Canadian, I should know!

ZOMBIE USER 16849 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 16849** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:16 am

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RPin · Post by **RPin** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:17 am

No silly, in conclusion Captain Planet is good because he has mullets.

MacGuyver too.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:17 am

TheGoobla wrote:
rkolter wrote:
LAGtheNoggin wrote:Uhm, American English doesn't have the bigger population. India alone has double the population of the US and theirs is the UK varient.
Shows what you know. Their biggest industry growth is in call centers that support the US. So they're having American english rammed down their throats like a cheap whore doing a nickel blow job.

Just as it should be.
Just cause they have American English rammed down their throats doesn't mean they'll convert!

I'm Canadian, I should know!

You're Canadian. You're already our bitch.

No really. You are.

The only reason you aren't our northernmost state (yeah yeah, aside from Alaska) is that we hate Quebec.

::edit:: oh yeah, and lawforkids sucks eggs, agreed.

TheGoobla · Post by **TheGoobla** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:19 am

rkolter wrote:
TheGoobla wrote:
rkolter wrote: Shows what you know. Their biggest industry growth is in call centers that support the US. So they're having American english rammed down their throats like a cheap whore doing a nickel blow job.

Just as it should be.
Just cause they have American English rammed down their throats doesn't mean they'll convert!

I'm Canadian, I should know!
You're Canadian. You're already our bitch.

No really. You are.

The only reason you aren't our northernmost state is that we hate Quebec.

And because Bush doesn't want 20 million more liberal voters.

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:22 am

Sad, but true.

As far as politics go, Canada seems like a decent place to live, though I've heard the mosquitos get big enough to suck you dry.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:22 am

TheGoobla wrote:
rkolter wrote:
TheGoobla wrote: Just cause they have American English rammed down their throats doesn't mean they'll convert!

I'm Canadian, I should know!
You're Canadian. You're already our bitch.

No really. You are.

The only reason you aren't our northernmost state is that we hate Quebec.
And because Bush doesn't want 20 million more liberal voters.

True. Too bad really.

Isukiyomi · Post by **Isukiyomi** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:42 am

Mercury_Hat wrote:Sad, but true.

As far as politics go, Canada seems like a decent place to live, though I've heard the mosquitos get big enough to suck you dry.

You haven't seen mosquitos until you come to my country. ::hides under net rocking back and forth:: they can't possibly get me in here can they?

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:42 am

sippan wrote:Behold my parody.

It's funny because it's true.

TheGoobla · Post by **TheGoobla** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:45 am

Mercury_Hat wrote: Sad, but true.

As far as politics go, Canada seems like a decent place to live, though I've heard the mosquitos get big enough to suck you dry.

I don't think it's the size, so much as it is the quantity.

Sippan · Post by **Sippan** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:50 am

RPin wrote:
rkolter wrote:If I were a supervillian, I'd try to destroy the earth, just to see if I could. I think it's a perfectly normal choice for a supervillian to make.
Do we still have that kind of villain anymore?

Amusingly enough, now it's the heroes that do that. I'm the nicest person ever but if I ever found a magic lamp and had three wishes, I'd use the last one to permanently erase the human race. And any thinking hero would do the same thing. The humans are the supervillains!! Death to us!!

Sippan · Post by **Sippan** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:59 am

Ghastly wrote:
sippan wrote:Behold my parody.
It's funny because it's true.

Gotta love how lawforkids.com messes up their credibility so much by making so many of the offenders [whatever is the most politically correct word for non-caucasians at the moment]. You also gotta love how the knife guy has an ENORMOUS peace sign on his backpack.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 11:04 am

Yup.

Squarewheel · Post by **Squarewheel** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 11:19 am

Digital War wrote:Just shows Americans have no imagination :P.

We might have no imagination but we dreamed up the bomb 8) Which there fore makes us right on all accounts.....