You Incredibly Cruel Bastich

TheDimensionalMan · Post by **TheDimensionalMan** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 1:42 am

You definatly deserve my Concert Lighter and Airhorn Award for this saturday's strip and the storyline in general

*flick* BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 6:57 am

Everything is about as I had expected except for the marching band and balloons, but then the parade is just starting.

But poking Gussie with a stick is I would call an act of udder contempt

Now all we need is the jeer leader squad. I'm sure they are all there. They wouldn't want to miss this.

Msd22000 · Post by **Msd22000** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 12:38 pm

Ah the sounds of victory over Charlie. Sweet moosic to my ears.

The Overseer · Post by **The Overseer** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 1:45 pm

About as bad as I expect. Just a little worse

Great stuff, gotta love it. I actually laughed! Haven't done that since the CM tragedy. So ok, that wasn't that long ago, but...

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 2:10 pm

msd22000 wrote:Ah the sounds of victory over Charlie. Sweet moosic to my ears.

There's no hiding for Charlie because the cow was already spotted.

UncleMonty · Post by **UncleMonty** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 4:55 pm

Squeaky Bunny wrote:
msd22000 wrote:Ah the sounds of victory over Charlie. Sweet moosic to my ears.
There's no hiding for Charlie because the cow was already spotted.

You're gonna milk this for all it's worth, aren't you?

Ah, well. Charlie's reputation is creamed anywhey. Anyone can tell he's been udderly cowed, (unless he can convince people he was in on the whole thing as an attention-getting device for the school or some such Hollyweirdness.)

Archae99 · Post by **Archae99** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 5:30 pm

UncleMonty wrote:
Squeaky Bunny wrote:
msd22000 wrote:Ah the sounds of victory over Charlie. Sweet moosic to my ears.
There's no hiding for Charlie because the cow was already spotted.
You're gonna milk this for all it's worth, aren't you?

Ah, well. Charlie's reputation is creamed anywhey. Anyone can tell he's been udderly cowed, (unless he can convince people he was in on the whole thing as an attention-getting device for the school or some such Hollyweirdness.)

Oh bull.

Now don't have a cow, man!

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 5:39 pm

UncleMonty wrote:
Squeaky Bunny wrote:
msd22000 wrote:Ah the sounds of victory over Charlie. Sweet moosic to my ears.
There's no hiding for Charlie because the cow was already spotted.
You're gonna milk this for all it's worth, aren't you?

Yeah, I'm Quik on the uptake.

(whoops, wrong bunny)

Ah, well. Charlie's reputation is creamed anywhey. Anyone can tell he's been udderly cowed, (unless he can convince people he was in on the whole thing as an attention-getting device for the school or some such Hollyweirdness.)

Even though he's probably stripped a few mental gears in the process I honestly do believe that blaming it on Hollywierdness would excuse almost everything, even if this is somewhere in Arizona.

Now if this were Phoenix, he could be on the Camelback . . .

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 9:38 pm

Squeaky Bunny wrote:Yeah, I'm Quik on the uptake. (whoops, wrong bunny)

Up to your old Trix, I see.

Scaredy cat astride placid bovine should be the title for today's comic. I felt I needed to horn in on this subject, what with Charlie being such a pussy. Technically, since they're two cat-tle, Charlie's shriek could be called the "Shout Herd around the World!". Or at, the very least, around campus. Though I'm sure Charlie would've preferred no-frills accomodations for his "coming-out" party.

Okay, I'm going now...

ZOMBIE USER 12297 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12297** » Sun Nov 24, 2002 2:27 am

What a cowered!!! Maby he should have steaked out the situation before he got in the camper with the cow.

Now hes getting paraded around on the back of a cow in a tutu, and thats a heffa of a burden on anyones mind.
(Sorry but i had to join the fun.)

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Sun Nov 24, 2002 5:30 pm

Andrick wrote:
Squeaky Bunny wrote:Yeah, I'm Quik on the uptake. (whoops, wrong bunny)
Up to your old Trix, I see.

Yeah, Coco Puffs look suspiciously like something else bunny related.

Scaredy cat astride placid bovine should be the title for today's comic. I felt I needed to horn in on this subject, what with Charlie being such a pussy. Technically, since they're two cat-tle, Charlie's shriek could be called the "Shout Herd around the World!". Or at, the very least, around campus. Though I'm sure Charlie would've preferred no-frills accomodations for his "coming-out" party.

Okay, I'm going now...

The silly boy is a cow belle now. His Catastrophic caterwauling is causing a cacophony of caustic cat-calls as he comes closer to the crowd.

Calbeck · Post by **Calbeck** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 1:12 am

ROFLMAO, SOTD, TOTS, AGROBAT!

Rolling On Floor Laughing My @$$ Off
Stumbling Out The Door
Tripping Over The Sidewalk
And Getting Run Over By A Truck

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 9:29 am

Oh, you mean this:

There is a right smiley for any occassion.

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 7:43 pm

Calbeck wrote:ROFLMAO, SOTD, TOTS, AGROBAT!

Rolling On Floor Laughing My @$$ Off
Stumbling Out The Door
Tripping Over The Sidewalk
And Getting Run Over By A Truck

Hehehe, yeah. It's a shame the cow isn't inflatable. This is something that could only happen once on a moo balloon.

UncleMonty · Post by **UncleMonty** » Sat Nov 30, 2002 1:40 pm

Squeaky Bunny wrote:
Hehehe, yeah. It's a shame the cow isn't inflatable. This is something that could only happen once on a moo balloon.

And that's zeppelin truth! Of course his little ride has left Charlie mentally unstable, so he's once on, a moody loon.

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Sat Nov 30, 2002 3:51 pm

Oh look! Charlie's already forgiven Nip. In fact he wants him to join his club.

Speedy · Post by **Speedy** » Sat Nov 30, 2002 3:54 pm

Hey! who remembers when charlie was tellin the whole school all that bull(it was the best I could come up with) about Nip taken his cow to the prom? ten bucks says in the next school paper the main article is gonna have a story about charlie takin the cow to the prom, or the other way around.

PS was it just me or did the forum shut down for a few days?

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Sat Nov 30, 2002 8:14 pm

It was just you, Speedy. For the rest of us, the forum was merely off line.

Y'know, when is Charlie going to realize that Nip is taking him on a grand tour while he is still wearing a tutu? His macho image may have suffered its swan song in the carefully orchestrated ballet of Nip's prank, his mortally wounded pride should still be gathering up that pink leotard garbed butt and hauling it to his closet for something less foofy. If one is going to be arrested by the police for attempting to press flesh with a Louisville Slugger then the overnight stay in prison would be one helluva' lot easier wearing jeans and a wife-beater rather than adressing one's cell mate currently clad. I think he would try to skirt that issue before his "manliness" is kilt for good.

So, Charlie is batting for an updated version of "To Kill A Mockingbird", Nip is making like Forrest Gump, Tuck is starring in his own "Home Improvement"... anybody else see any pop-culture references?

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Sat Nov 30, 2002 9:00 pm

How about a little 60's music? like the Buckinghams singing "Kind of a Drag"?

I don't think Nip would have anything to worry about. The amount of wind resistance (I suppose I could have said drag) from that tutu would slow Charlie down considerably.

Speedy · Post by **Speedy** » Mon Dec 02, 2002 4:44 pm

[It was just you, Speedy. For the rest of us, the forum was merely off line.]

Really? whenever I tried to login to the forum it froze my computer

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Comic Genesis Forums

You Incredibly Cruel Bastich

You Incredibly Cruel Bastich

And Charlie is a cow belle

Dis is Tutu much

Re: Dis is Tutu much

Re: Dis is Tutu much

Cow-tows to Ralph

Re: Cow-tows to Ralph

Re: Cow-tows to Ralph

Charlie's a real swinger

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