Another Weird Search String

Friend · Post by **Friend** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 3:29 pm

Hey, I got a hit from someone searching for "sex abuse batam girls"... that's my weirdest one yet. I had a hit a while ago from someone looking for "ex-pornstar" but I realised it's because I had a link to Diesel Sweeties... but sex abuse batam girls... seriously. And what is batam?

KedaDibandion · Post by **KedaDibandion** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 4:52 pm

I have no clue. Yikes. It makes me happy I have no idea how people find my site.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 7:46 pm

I'm short on search strings. Maybe because most of my site is in pictures.

Ratbert · Post by **Ratbert** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 8:03 pm

I do get some of the weirdest ones...

For this month:

1 2 22.22% france france revolution
2 1 11.11% animal crossing secret code
3 1 11.11% arnold schwarenegger
4 1 11.11% falco der kommisar download
5 1 11.11% i've got news for you you are mine now
6 1 11.11% new traditionalists
7 1 11.11% schwarenegger
8 1 11.11% the new traditionalists

For last month:

1 4 15.38% france france revolution
2 3 11.54% new traditionalists
3 3 11.54% http://www.newtraditionalists.keenspace.com
4 2 7.69% the chase the movie
5 1 3.85% arnold schwarenegger
6 1 3.85% blackevo
7 1 3.85% calvin and hobbes fanart
8 1 3.85% death of a great techno artist
9 1 3.85% download rock me amadeus
10 1 3.85% erfinagerfin
11 1 3.85% falco keenspace
12 1 3.85% falco new traditionalists
13 1 3.85% micheal myers comic
14 1 3.85% rock me amadeus download
15 1 3.85% schwarenegger
16 1 3.85% the chase the movie new traditionalists
17 1 3.85% the new subway guy
18 1 3.85% the new traditionalists band

Yeah...my comic's weird like that

ZOMBIE USER 9264 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 9264** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 8:19 pm

I got one for "Smitty and Slave". The hell?

Chascraw4d · Post by **Chascraw4d** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 8:48 pm

Batam is an island off of Singapore.
http://matrix-batam.hypermart.net/

ZOMBIE USER 8124 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8124** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 8:56 pm

I always get the damndest search strings.....

how to fuck animals <---I dunno, you tell me.

sex it up

cats having sex <----wha?

true 2002 dreambook <----????

what are screentones <---I use them, but I don't talk about 'em

animals having sex with animals <---who has the animal fetish???

cute personality quiz

hentai nintendo characters

personality quiz answers <----if you need to cheat on a personality quiz, then you have problems!

tentacle monsters and the girls who like them <---guess who they were really looking for?

unfriendly quiz <--what?!

via brennan <---the middle and last name of one of my main characters.

I still like "sex saturday", which came up in October. Still my fav, but that "how to fuck animals" runs a close second. lol ^^

Taiwanimation · Post by **Taiwanimation** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 10:55 pm

France France Revolution? heeheehee I wonder if that actually exists...

Fil3r · Post by **Fil3r** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 11:54 pm

Ratbert: You ever post anything about those prank phone calls made with arnold schwarzenneger sound clips? That might explain some of your search strings.

My personal favorite of those quotes is a tie between, "My CPU is a neural-net processor, a learning computer" and "Well I hope you left enough room for my fist, because I'm going to RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH!!!!"

Krazy Krow · Post by **Krazy Krow** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 12:27 am

This is the first month the #1 search string looks like people actually trying to find my comic.

The only puzzling string to me is "Tim Burton - Lisa Marie", I've never mentioned them at all.

87 39.55% krakow comic
53 24.09% masturbate
9 4.09% krakow
8 3.64% krakow keenspace
7 3.18% succubus
5 2.27% how to masturbate
5 2.27% tgs 2002 booth babes
4 1.82% krakow 2.0
2 0.91% (pics)fried rice
2 0.91% 2002 tgs booth babes
2 0.91% are you a bad enough dude
2 0.91% are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president
2 0.91% ganguro
2 0.91% girls from krakow
2 0.91% kia
2 0.91% krakow web comic
2 0.91% the physics of fight/ speed
1 0.45% %22masturbate%22
1 0.45% are you a bad enough dude to rescue
1 0.45% bad enough to rescue
1 0.45% booth babes at tokyo game show 2002
1 0.45% demoness
1 0.45% ganguro bukkake
1 0.45% ganguro girls
1 0.45% gender roles today
1 0.45% getting girls in krakow
1 0.45% ingrown nail photo after
1 0.45% krakow comics
1 0.45% krakow girls
1 0.45% krakow sean lindsay
1 0.45% krakow today
1 0.45% krakow.keenspace
1 0.45% krakow.keenspace.com
1 0.45% masturbate filetype:gif
1 0.45% masturbate or masturbation or masturbating
1 0.45% pin-up
1 0.45% sean lindsay krakow comic
1 0.45% tim-burton lisa-marie
1 0.45% tokyo game show 2002 babes
1 0.45% venus envy comic
1 0.45% wacky japanese t-shirts

Friend · Post by **Friend** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 2:18 am

My friend Joel suggested that 'batam' was one of those Star Wars aliens. I thought it was a misspelling of 'bantam' and then we were all thoroughly disgusted by the idea of chicken porn... bleh.

Also, people searching for "how to masturbate" need to realise that it's really not that hard to figure out.

Kevin Wolf · Post by **Kevin Wolf** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 2:25 am

Every month I get a search string for "funny employee awards".

Not very wierd, to be sure, but I get it every friggin' month! I'm sick of looking at it!

Patach · Post by **Patach** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 4:48 am

I notice that everybody's search strings, except for New Traditionalist has one or two sex or fetish oriented strings. Which explains to me why I'm having more visits than usual. People want teh sex0rz

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 5:27 am

Yanagi-San wrote:animals having sex with animals

GAH! What a sicko! Animals having sex with animals! I'm gonna throw up! That's just so... so unnatural! Animals are just not ment to have sex with each other!

*hint for that guy: watch 'Wild America' or something*

Ratbert · Post by **Ratbert** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 7:43 pm

fil3r wrote:Ratbert: You ever post anything about those prank phone calls made with arnold schwarzenneger sound clips? That might explain some of your search strings.

My personal favorite of those quotes is a tie between, "My CPU is a neural-net processor, a learning computer" and "Well I hope you left enough room for my fist, because I'm going to RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH!!!!"

Yeah, I did, that's definetely how I got them. But still, who can boast such awesome search strings?

Saganaki · Post by **Saganaki** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 8:05 pm

1 1 16.67% a red ball atop my head - riddle
2 1 16.67% can't go back alf
3 1 16.67% doug logo
4 1 16.67% kari douglas
5 1 16.67% kari fox
6 1 16.67% thrice or fixates or kirchoff or unacceptability or expensive

Only one that's remote porn-related, so far as I know...

Also, I'm Averaging a whole 19 visits a day this month! Yay!

Tyndal · Post by **Tyndal** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 10:26 pm

Do you realise the weird search strings this forum must be getting, thanks to threads like these? Or even without threads like these?

-Tyndal
On a train, in the corner with a mind-numbing headache
Saving Taern

Friend · Post by **Friend** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 11:54 pm

Heh, I never even thought of that. We must be getting all manner of freaks coming to this place. And then they find links to Ghastly's comic and PSC, and all is well.

Friend · Post by **Friend** » Wed Nov 13, 2002 12:17 am

Hey, I got another weird search one today! "maruana abuse" complete with poor spelling and everything!

Fil3r · Post by **Fil3r** » Wed Nov 13, 2002 12:25 am

patach wrote:I notice that everybody's search strings, except for New Traditionalist has one or two sex or fetish oriented strings.

Not me.

But then, I've only actually got 5 strings, total, the most unusual one being "bloom county shifted to the right." Apparently, someone was looking for a comic strip similar to Bloom County, but with a more conservative author.

And while I do have talking animals much like Bloom County, I'm afraid I probably disappointed whoever it was that did that search, since my political views tend to be more slightly-left from center than right (as I've said before, though, extremeism either way sucks).

BTW, I mentioned those Schwarzennegar quotes earlier... is it just me, or does anyone else relish having the opportunity to use that "ramming my fist into your stomach" one in an actual conversation?

Oh man, next time we get a troll, I'm so going to lead him to a point where I can do that...