Major jump in readership

ZOMBIE USER 9264 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 9264** » Wed Sep 04, 2002 7:49 pm

Yeah, get on that, would ya?

<---impatient

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Wed Sep 04, 2002 7:55 pm

You tell him, Razi...

*presses reload every five minutes* *and stares* *jaw slack*

Saganaki · Post by **Saganaki** » Wed Sep 04, 2002 9:14 pm

Actually, the 27th was one of my worst days in August with 12 whole visits... and apparently the search strings "she's 18 and a freshman" and "pitchfork wielder" both find me.

Krazy Krow · Post by **Krazy Krow** » Wed Sep 04, 2002 10:46 pm

How do those search strings work? For the past 5 months, the string "masturbate" has consistently been number one on my list. With 70 or more searches, too. I think it's just one guy trying to creep me out, or something.

Wiebe · Post by **Wiebe** » Wed Sep 04, 2002 11:18 pm

Y'all get too many hits/visits.

McBean · Post by **McBean** » Thu Sep 05, 2002 3:21 am

Krazy Krow wrote:How do those search strings work? For the past 5 months, the string "masturbate" has consistently been number one on my list. With 70 or more searches, too. I think it's just one guy trying to creep me out, or something.

Aw Man, You should totally read our log. We get the Bestest most creepiest Search strings. I'll read some off:
Big Buttlust
moer comics
Belana Nude
Barnyard Fuckers
Stumpfuckers
hax0r interweb
darth maul fucks leia

Pretty spooky. Everyone clamors for an increase in readership, but is these really the kind of readers you want?

DunnBoyz · Post by **DunnBoyz** » Thu Sep 05, 2002 7:07 am

I had a big boost the first three days of September....like a 500 visit boost

ZOMBIE USER 9264 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 9264** » Thu Sep 05, 2002 12:34 pm

Someone got my site woith a search string too, and I don't even have a meta tag! How does that work?

ZOMBIE USER 8124 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8124** » Thu Sep 05, 2002 2:18 pm

They search the content of your webpage. Google does it.

Hardware · Post by **Hardware** » Thu Sep 05, 2002 2:53 pm

I've seen a boost with my comic, but I think that's because I've actually started telling people other than members of my immediate family about it...

While I'm here though, a question about the weblogs. It seems that more than half of my "Referrers" are topwebcomics.com/*something*. I don't think my banner is displayed there, as I am nowhere near the top 150. Does anyone else have similar stats?

Oh, and as far as search results go, do you just get a "http://google.com?search=*something*" listed as a referrer, or am I missing something?

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Thu Sep 05, 2002 6:23 pm

If you look at the specific stats for a month on Keenspace's automated logs, you get a list of search strings that found your page.

I've gotten some doozies too, that I already posted on the TWC forum... So far, my creepiest hits came from "Hamtaro Sex" and "Gay Vampire Sex". There was also plenty of dumb "elf/naked/dbz/blahblah" hits.

I hardly have any text on the EOI site because I don't do rants under each and every comic. How do search engines pick up the content of my images if I don't label 'em?

Saganaki · Post by **Saganaki** » Thu Sep 05, 2002 6:29 pm

The search strings are right after the referrers list, or at least they are in mine.

And here's one from this month's list:

"midsection or decolletage or thrice or valuate or splintery"

Ratbert · Post by **Ratbert** » Thu Sep 05, 2002 7:10 pm

I got:

"Legend of Zelda commerical" - I did one about the old 1986 commercial
"Der kommisar", "Rock me amadeus", and "Vieanna Calling" - All Falco songs
as well as some other odd ones that only had like one hit. For some odd reason I got one from someone looking up "Bible".

ZOMBIE USER 8124 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8124** » Thu Sep 05, 2002 9:24 pm

Oh, well, I've got:

Final Fantasy 8
Sex Comic
Sexy Losers
Sexy
Exploitation Now
cleaning supplies
anime sex

and my personal favorite:
Crono Trigger Sex

There are a couple others, including variations of my comic's name, and others that I just can't remember right now. ^_^

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Thu Sep 05, 2002 10:10 pm

"Blow Job" seems to be the number one search engine query for my comic.

Some unusual ones are:

MegaTokyo Hentai

Freddy Ghastly MegaTokyo

Scooby Doo Hentai

best small studio recorder for pc and keyboard combo

http://www.pic boy 10 years. (eewwwwww!)

moog song producer commodore

boy pictures or pics or illustrations or gallery naked elf (Eewwww! How do I get NAMBLA to stop reading my comic?)

buck cake (heheheh! Buck Cake!)

gallery picture fuck boy to boy china (oh for crying out loud!)

hentai animation picture doing fuck sex always (oddly enough that was the title of an anime series)

kid from my highschool threesome (what the!?)

little boy picture bbs (What the hell? This is really creeping me out!)

my sister want to fuck with now pic me gallery (another anime series)

odious or needlessness or monsters or liberating or computable (er... okay)

only picture of wil wheaton nude (hahahaha!!! Wait until I tell Wil this one)

pics of animation with big-eyed characters (what's that shit called again?)

the art of getting blow job

yaoi boy sex pic hentai (Oh for crying out loud, there is no kiddie porn, little boy or otherwise on my site. Yeeeeesh!)

Wiebe · Post by **Wiebe** » Thu Sep 05, 2002 10:20 pm

I don't really seem to have any odd ones.

Jouni · Post by **Jouni** » Fri Sep 06, 2002 12:20 am

Oh, I have the creepiest one:

nobody loves the whiner

That's the only search string I've got... *sniff*

I have lots of referers from http://www.topwebcomics.com/*something* too... But have anyone else noticed when searching your comic name with a search you get some Keenspace -forums you've never even visited on? I got a big list of other Keenspace comic's forums which none of them had a mention of Vegetarinat... Why the heck is that?

Krazy Krow · Post by **Krazy Krow** » Fri Sep 06, 2002 5:23 am

1 14 29.17% masturbate
2 6 12.50% how to masturbate
3 5 10.42% krakow comic
4 2 4.17% fried rice
5 2 4.17% i masturbate
6 2 4.17% silly sex
7 1 2.08% anime fanservice
8 1 2.08% hentai art
9 1 2.08% hentai comic strips
10 1 2.08% hentai fan
11 1 2.08% hentai fan art
12 1 2.08% hentai strips
13 1 2.08% high school hell
14 1 2.08% how can i masturbate
15 1 2.08% how do i masturbate
16 1 2.08% i like masturbate
17 1 2.08% i masturbate school
18 1 2.08% krakow keenspace
19 1 2.08% masturbate comic
20 1 2.08% masturbate me

Melancholy Chinese · Post by **Melancholy Chinese** » Fri Sep 06, 2002 5:57 am

"coccygomorphic or irreluctant or quintupliribbed or rivered or"

"clavicular or incorrodable or solaceproof or depending or won"

"procurers or awkwardness or ton or astounds or rejects"

"speculating or extravagant or ton or tensions or leftmost"

What the hella??? I'm getting these about once a month.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Fri Sep 06, 2002 5:58 am

So.... how do I masturbate? Because, you know, I've been hearing a lot of good things about it.