Two hydrogens are walking along a street. The first one says, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!" The second one replies, "Are you sure?" The first one then says, "Yeah, I'm POSITIVE."
Thought it would go over good here
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A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
BA DUMP *tsh*
Thank you thank you, I'll be here all night folks!
Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the
precipitate!
*RIMSHOT*
Whatsamatta folks? This is the 'A' stuff!
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
BA DUMP *tsh*
Thank you thank you, I'll be here all night folks!
Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the
precipitate!
*RIMSHOT*
Whatsamatta folks? This is the 'A' stuff!
* The Famous Mr. Kraw *
This could lead to excellence/ Or serious injury/ Only one way to know/ Go go go
This could lead to excellence/ Or serious injury/ Only one way to know/ Go go go