Caption Contest Round 6!!!
- Child of offal and ichor
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Tracker: What the hell is that?
Damn! its another invisble water leek.
Tracker: *Finally! I know a way to dispose of him*
I'll look so stupid if i drown in mid-air...
Tracker: Why don't you complain to the person above us?
Worth a shot
I SHALL GRIND YOUR BONES TO MAKE MY BREAD!
oh shit....
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Damn! its another invisble water leek.
Tracker: *Finally! I know a way to dispose of him*
I'll look so stupid if i drown in mid-air...
Tracker: Why don't you complain to the person above us?
Worth a shot
I SHALL GRIND YOUR BONES TO MAKE MY BREAD!
oh shit....
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- Saski Berth
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T: so, how're things going with the mistress
P: Actually, I think she's pregnant, she keeps on asking for chocolate and pickles
T:(thought ballon) Mmm, pathos covered in chocolate, sticking pickles...
P: Now I'm going to have a kid and it's gonna grow up hating me
T:Before you get all depressed, remember she's a mistress, It might just be something kinky
P: you're right I'll go ask her
M: WHY DID YOU THINK I'M PREGNANT, DO I LOOK FAT TO YOU, NO WHIPS FOR A WEEK!
P:Please, I'm a horny teenager.
(edited in sobriety)
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P: Actually, I think she's pregnant, she keeps on asking for chocolate and pickles
T:(thought ballon) Mmm, pathos covered in chocolate, sticking pickles...
P: Now I'm going to have a kid and it's gonna grow up hating me
T:Before you get all depressed, remember she's a mistress, It might just be something kinky
P: you're right I'll go ask her
M: WHY DID YOU THINK I'M PREGNANT, DO I LOOK FAT TO YOU, NO WHIPS FOR A WEEK!
P:Please, I'm a horny teenager.
(edited in sobriety)
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- STrRedWolf
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First Row:
Tracker: What th'?!?
Pathos: I hear Mysto up there... and a female...
Second Row:
Tracker: (I wonder if he wants a threesome...)
Pathos: Everyone's gone to their rooms with mates, and I'm all alone...
Tracker: I doubt that, kiddo.
Third Row (inlet):
Pathos: Why do you...
Third Row:
Unknown wolfchick: YOU! ME! NOW!!!!
Pathos: *eep!*
Tracker: What th'?!?
Pathos: I hear Mysto up there... and a female...
Second Row:
Tracker: (I wonder if he wants a threesome...)
Pathos: Everyone's gone to their rooms with mates, and I'm all alone...
Tracker: I doubt that, kiddo.
Third Row (inlet):
Pathos: Why do you...
Third Row:
Unknown wolfchick: YOU! ME! NOW!!!!
Pathos: *eep!*
Kelly "STrRedWolf" Price
Admin, Comic Genesis
Artist/Writer, Stalag '99 (WolfSkunks and Drygers, oh my!)
I NEED MORE TIME, CAPTIN!
Admin, Comic Genesis
Artist/Writer, Stalag '99 (WolfSkunks and Drygers, oh my!)
I NEED MORE TIME, CAPTIN!
T:What happen?
P:Someone set us up the bomb!
T:(This is so stupid...)
P:You know, I think your right. People just aren't going to respond to this.
T:So what skit can we do? We need something semi-topical.
P:Topical, huh?
D:I find your lack of faith disturbing.
P:*wimper*
P:Someone set us up the bomb!
T:(This is so stupid...)
P:You know, I think your right. People just aren't going to respond to this.
T:So what skit can we do? We need something semi-topical.
P:Topical, huh?
D:I find your lack of faith disturbing.
P:*wimper*
Life's a bitch. But she's MY bitch.
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Tracker: Look, Pathos, we're not leaving the IHOP until we get this settled!
Pathos: How many times do I have to say it? I don't believe in tipping.
Tracker (though balloon): The kid's got balls though for how much longer...
Pathos: I mean, if the service was phenomenal I'd throw in a few bucks but one refill of coffee doesn't cut it. That, and I don't think she likes me.
Tracker: Whatever. The rest of us are heading to the car.
Pathos: Uh. Okay, I'll settle our bill with the waitress and meet you outside.
Dominatrix: Where's my TIP!
Pathos: EEP! Is 20% good?
Do not select, this is only for purposes of having fun.
Pathos: How many times do I have to say it? I don't believe in tipping.
Tracker (though balloon): The kid's got balls though for how much longer...
Pathos: I mean, if the service was phenomenal I'd throw in a few bucks but one refill of coffee doesn't cut it. That, and I don't think she likes me.
Tracker: Whatever. The rest of us are heading to the car.
Pathos: Uh. Okay, I'll settle our bill with the waitress and meet you outside.
Dominatrix: Where's my TIP!
Pathos: EEP! Is 20% good?
Do not select, this is only for purposes of having fun.
*looks very startled* Uh, I won? *ahem* I'd like to thank Tony and Scott for letting me abuse their comics with what I believe is funny dialogue, I also send my appreciation to Quentyn and Steve from whom I've blatantly plagerized and a special thanks to the lovely Dalenna whom has a good eye for quality.
I have submitted my choice for the next caption contest and I believe it will provide a unique challenge for all. See you at CC7!
I have submitted my choice for the next caption contest and I believe it will provide a unique challenge for all. See you at CC7!
"I don't know why, but watching 12-year old Japanese girls flinging their school uniforms at each other was wildly entertaining." - Azrael, Japanese Exchange Teacher.