Forum dwellers! Lend me your beers!

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 2:07 pm

We seem to be running a bit low on funny/dumb threads, anyone have a few suggestions? Iether that or I would settle for a few beers instead... nah screw the beer, I`ll be happy with some strong coffee!

Oh! here is a thought, if you where a monster... what would you be?

I would be the Javamonster!

JAVA!!! *Chugs down 5L of coffee and expresso (I yet have to taste this marvelous expresso!) then freak out and destroy the entire know world while mumbling off a five hour manifesto on pig farming.*

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El SillY · Post by **El SillY** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 2:13 pm

A Spoonem for me, that's a Golem made of Spoons for you non Spoonites...

Michael Ezaiany · Post by **Michael Ezaiany** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 2:31 pm

If I was a monster I would be either a werewolf or a vampire.

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 2:47 pm

Or an underwerewolf! A messed up werewolf that likes to sneak into people`s homes and steal their undergarments which it wears for a day and tosses into it`s gargauntuan laundry hamper... Scientific debates have concluded that the beast is lazy and has weak laundering skills so it just rips off people`s undies and wears them for a day.

underwerewolves... lazy bastards they are!

Krikkit · Post by **Krikkit** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 2:52 pm

If I were a monster, I would be a shapeless mass that flies overhead, instilling a vague fear into those who fall under my shadow.
Think Nazgul, with less shrieking.

Michael Ezaiany · Post by **Michael Ezaiany** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 2:54 pm

I wasn't joking. There was a time when I would do anything to become a werewolf. I searched all over the internet. One day I got drunk and thought about my desire. As I thought about it, I realized how foolish I was and I stopped all my efforts.

Now I want to become a Aodfguiosghsdfn'sg. That's a nasty monster that sneaks upon you and pokes your head with a cell-phone.

Kishi Kat · Post by **Kishi Kat** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 2:57 pm

Hmmm...a killer noodle. *shrugs* You know, everyone always says "Yeah, I'll beat you with a wet noodle" So I'd be the killer noodle. I have no idea where that came from...

LOL at the "underwerewolf"

~Kishi

Dark /\/\atter · Post by **Dark /\/\atter** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 3:02 pm

The scariest monsters are the ones who live the lives of a normal human on the outside, but are truely vile, corrupt, and/or psycotic underneath. Some of them even have access to nuclear power plants.

Paul_Pinewood · Post by **Paul_Pinewood** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 3:05 pm

Hmm. Either lich or "something eevil beyond the stars"

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 3:11 pm

On 2002-03-27 15:02, Dark //atter wrote:
The scariest monsters are the ones who live the lives of a normal human on the outside, but are truely vile, corrupt, and/or psycotic underneath. Some of them even have access to nuclear power plants.

You mean like, Michael Jackson or Richard Simmons? those are the evilist and most vile beings on the earth! They make Himmler quake in fear of their shadowy influence!

Kishi Kat · Post by **Kishi Kat** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 3:30 pm

That reminds me of that episode of the Simpsons where Mr. Burns turns around and says "Smithers, Release the robotic Richard Simmons." and Homer ran off terrified...

~Kishi

"Beware the noodle! Beware!"

General_Failure · Post by **General_Failure** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 3:32 pm

If I was a monster I would be a...

LAWYER!

Thats right I would scare everyone with my knoledge of loop holes and scandals, bribes and paybacks.

Michael Ezaiany · Post by **Michael Ezaiany** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 3:32 pm

Or Will Gaytes.

Arcaton · Post by **Arcaton** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 3:37 pm

The problem with being a lich or a zombie is that you end up having to wire bits of yourself back on....

El SillY · Post by **El SillY** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 3:38 pm

Ultimate evil? I'm surprised no one has mentioned Bill Gates (who donates more money to charity than any other person on this planet thank you very much. Oh and his company makes crapy software, what a combination!).

John Flaherty · Post by **John Flaherty** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 3:39 pm

Yo, mike, where're ya?

Michael Ezaiany · Post by **Michael Ezaiany** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 3:54 pm

Welcome to the forum, John Flaherty!

Hey all, meet our new convert!

CPOK · Post by **CPOK** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 5:20 pm

On 2002-03-27 15:02, Dark //atter wrote:
The scariest monsters are the ones who live the lives of a normal human on the outside, but are truely vile, corrupt, and/or psycotic underneath. Some of them even have access to nuclear power plants.

That is not as scary as a person who commands a Missile sub and is the same as you described...a power plant can wipe out 1 city...a Missile sub can take out between 8 and 20 cities... now that is scary...

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Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 7:03 pm

You know what is scary? Disney keeps on popping out bad sequals to good movies... Hunchback of Notre Dame II? Where is my vomity tofu thing...

Foddercat · Post by **Foddercat** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 8:04 pm

I think I'd likely be a Giant Disco Howler Monkey... But don't quote me on that.