State of the Stupid Address

Postby Mikey C on Wed Jan 30, 2002 6:26 am

My people, I have a dream.
That dream, is the reclaiming of the one known as 'Carson'.
His soul is lost not only to us, but to himself. It resides only in the gaming world known as DAoC. I myself fight daily to not be trapped in the same place. Carson is famous in that world, for he is a general and a great leader of men. That is why it is so hard for him to come back.
But my friends. I have the way.
IRN-BRU is the key folks. One sip of the stuff and Carson is reclaimed, able to split himself between the world of DAoC, between the world of IHTBTS and perhaps the 'real' world if he's skilled.
My friends, send Carson IRN-BRU. Send him a lot of it. He needs it if you ever want to see him again. It is imperative that he returns, else your favourite* sexcellent character Mike will only be seen on J'Walkin every once and a while if Joe takes the money and badgers I've sent him.
Please, if you truly care about Carson, send help. Send BRU.<P>* Favourite is by definition of the author of this post and in no way reflects popular opinion thought it damn well SHOULD. I'm tons cooler then HERB...stupid duck.<P>G'day all.<P>------------------
<A HREF="" TARGET=_blank>IHTBTS:</A> I'm the only reason to actually read this comic! Why? Cause I'm 'Sexcellent'!
<A HREF="" TARGET=_blank>J-Walkin'</A> contains objects or persons that are BUCK NEPALESE NAKED!
<A HREF="" TARGET=_blank>Dark Age of Camelot</A>: It steals your life away. Just ask Carson.<I><A HREF="" TARGET=_blank>Mikey C</A>: Sexcellent, Buck Nepalese Naked 24/7, and just plain nice guy!</I>
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 1674 on Sun Feb 03, 2002 11:39 am

STBTHI!<P>STBTHI!<P>March 5th.<P>STBTHI!<P>I think Mike's died now. It's coming, March 5th... I almost promise.<P><P>------------------
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Postby PirateNinja on Tue Feb 12, 2002 9:07 am

It better. I mean, I'm coming back. And that's one of the seven signs of the apocolypse!
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Postby SuperJoe on Wed Feb 13, 2002 11:10 am

So THAT'S where the badgers came from.
I guess you'll need to pop up soon then. Say Friday's strip.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 1674 on Fri Apr 12, 2002 10:39 pm

I lied
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