I confess

[Leeloo]

Goddamn it Vedius, you just had to leave right before I could have done with your medical knowledge and helpful access to your mother the doctor.

I suggest asking Lulu if she has his e-mail address.

Also: Fucking scary.

[Kittyboymuffin]

I confess that I started shaving my crotch, but gave up because it would take too much time and effort. Unless I bought, say, an electric shaver, or a buzz-cutter-thingy ... which I'm now looking up on Froogle. Hmm ... I'd also need to shave part (if not all) of my legs ...

[Protagonist]

I confess that I started shaving my crotch, but gave up because it would take too much time and effort. Unless I bought, say, an electric shaver, or a buzz-cutter-thingy ... which I'm now looking up on Froogle. Hmm ... I'd also need to shave part (if not all) of my legs ...

Hawt.

[Aeridus]

I confess that I use my mom's electric shaver to quickly shave my balls, but I leave a little bit of hair to prevent ingrown hairs. Pubic hair should not be longer than the penis.

[Lulujayne]

Goddamn it Vedius, you just had to leave right before I could have done with your medical knowledge and helpful access to your mother the doctor.

I suggest asking Lulu if she has his e-mail address.

Also: Fucking scary.

Send him a pm, I'm sure he still looks at the forum. I don't want anything to do with this. Sorry.

[Churba]

Goddamn it Vedius, you just had to leave right before I could have done with your medical knowledge and helpful access to your mother the doctor.

I suggest asking Lulu if she has his e-mail address.

Also: Fucking scary.

Send him a pm, I'm sure he still looks at the forum. I don't want anything to do with this. Sorry.

That's why I didn't ask, I figured as much. It's alright, though, I went to the infirmary and consulted a specialist, consulted one of the medical fellows(Fellow in the academic sense, Not the colloquial), and finally called my family doctor, whose reaction was actually kinda funny

Me : "Hey pete, I need your opinion on something *Describes Patient/ex-girlfriend, symptoms, and tells him about the Diazepam perscription* What's your thoughts?"
Doc Pete : "Churba, it's generally against my rules to assess a fellow medical professional without any idea of his qualifications or experience, but I will say this - IS HE FUCKING RETARDED?"

[Kittyboymuffin]

Yeah, I confess I sometimes wish there was some sort of cheap over-the-counter "remove hairs and not have to worry about them growing back" kind of thing ...

I also confess, with spring coming on, that I wish there were Pollinic Girls/Boys ...

[Protagonist]

I also confess, with spring coming on, that I wish there were Pollinic Girls/Boys ...

I second that wish. Seriously, constant sex is much more awesome than allergies and whatnot.

[Aeridus]

It's alright, though, I went to the infirmary and consulted a specialist, consulted one of the medical fellows(Fellow in the academic sense, Not the colloquial), and finally called my family doctor, whose reaction was actually kinda funny

Me : "Hey pete, I need your opinion on something *Describes Patient/ex-girlfriend, symptoms, and tells him about the Diazepam perscription* What's your thoughts?"
Doc Pete : "Churba, it's generally against my rules to assess a fellow medical professional without any idea of his qualifications or experience, but I will say this - IS HE FUCKING RETARDED?"

Hah. Good thing you got a proper outside opinion, though. I hope you can manage to get her off of that stuff.

[Churba]

It's alright, though, I went to the infirmary and consulted a specialist, consulted one of the medical fellows(Fellow in the academic sense, Not the colloquial), and finally called my family doctor, whose reaction was actually kinda funny

Me : "Hey pete, I need your opinion on something *Describes Patient/ex-girlfriend, symptoms, and tells him about the Diazepam perscription* What's your thoughts?"
Doc Pete : "Churba, it's generally against my rules to assess a fellow medical professional without any idea of his qualifications or experience, but I will say this - IS HE FUCKING RETARDED?"

Hah. Good thing you got a proper outside opinion, though. I hope you can manage to get her off of that stuff.

I'm doing my best, I have a multi-stage plan that is nearly complete and ready to be enacted.

First, I'm going to give her the information, tell her that I'm extremely concerned, and that while I have no right to decide what she puts into her system, that I strongly suggest that she cease taking the pills as quickly as possible, with advice from her doctor(because by now, she'll definitely have a physical dependence, if not an outright addiction - this stuff has a very high risk of addiction, and you develop a physical dependence very quickly - and I don't want her to have to suffer too much with the withdrawal symptoms, they're fucking nasty) and on top of that, I beg her as her friend and someone who cares deeply about her to cease taking it and seek alternate treatment.

Concurrently, since things have been rough between us lately (partially because of the side effects from the drug effecting her behavior and cognitive ability, partially because her dickhead, spoiled, old money rich, psycho, bully(In fact, he actually bullied someone I met since I came to leeds - he beat them up with his friends, and they pissed on him, and he's not the only one they did it to) rudeboy(Read - Spoiled, Posh Chav) boyfriend hates me - also, he's cheating on her, I have confirmation and witnesses to this(not that I'll tell her unless I have to or their relationship is over already, she can find out on her own - if she'd even believe me in the first place) and he has demonstrated that he will do anything to try and force me away from her and vice versa, more on that later) but anyway, because things have been rough, she might either ignore me, ignore the information out of hand because it came from me, or just go against the advice just because it comes via me.

So, I'm getting the information in hard-copy to her best friend Meg, with a note explaining my concerns, why she should never have been prescribed the drug, and why I'm giving her the information, along with a copy of what I send to my Ex(so she knows what i said to the ex wasn't threatening, unkind, or otherwise unusual in any way - also, to prevent false information getting around, thanks to either the ex misunderstanding, or that cuntrag she's dating lying and spreading shit about me again.) and basically asking her help in this, not for my sake or to achieve anything for me, but for the sake of and for the both mental and physical health of someone we both care about deeply.

If that fails, The final stage kicks in - I take the information, the notes I sent to both her and meg, and again, a note explaining my concerns and so on, to her brother. She'll most likely be extraordinarily angry with me(at least, at first, she may come to understand and forgive later, but I won't count on it) if I have to resort to that, however, no matter how angry she gets at me, no matter if it means I entirely lose her, I can not and will not stand down and let this just slip by. Every punishment or horrible thing she could do to me would be worth it, as long as she was safe and healthy.

As for how he's demonstrated that he'll do anything to push me away from her - He got into my Gmail, my facebook, and one of my almost-never used spare email accounts, and not only has been spying on me, but he's been harassing me by anonymous emails with faked addresses for quite some time now, with pictures of them together, things she's said on her facebook(both status messages and messages between them), obscene messages, and so on(Too bad he wasn't smart enough to send it from his computer via a proxy or tor-net - he used an online service, and I relatively easily traced the e-mails back to an aberystwyth uni IP address and IP adresses in the London and surrey areas, as well as one I can't identify, but I suspect is from his Iphone) But he also used my spare email account to set up a fake facebook profile, under the name Jessica Baum, using a picture of one of my friends as the profile picture, and then after adding himself and my ex, there was no activity on the account other that him logging in from his iPhone.

Of course, right after me and the ex meet up over Easter to figure things out - something that he really, really didn't like, and was very much against - we had an argument, and we were thinking it all over for a week, and she was considering if she wanted to talk to me again. By odd coincidence, after she arrived in london to see him before going back to university together via Birmingham, he suddenly "figures out" who is behind this fake profile, tells her it's me, threatens me via that profile, sends a message to himself from that profile Claiming to be from my ex girlfriend Tammy, and saying that I deserved to be hurt, and she'd give him information about me as long as he promised to hurt me, so on, so fourth.

The only problem - I never dated anyone called Tammy, and I didn't know about this account until he added me from a fake facebook profile, Sidwing Marcus Darlington, and started asking me questions about "Jessica Baum" and this "Tammy" that never existed, and though I was telling the truth, it looked pretty suspect when I kept saying "I don't know who that is, I think you have the wrong guy, who the hell are you?" - though, I figured it out rather rapidly, because all of the friends attached to that account are either London based or Aberystwyth uni based/students.

He also threatened me over the phone, I get threatening and/or obscene phone calls at random times, and I'm well aware that he knows where I live, and at least one place where I used to work. Frankly, he is slightly smaller than me, but he's far more fit and muscular at the moment, and on top of that, he's also got friends in the country he can call to his aid - Still, he's about as threatening as a Care-bear that's had a massive stroke, for reasons that are obvious.
Frankly, I just wish he'd either fucking well do it, or Stop it, because it's getting annoying - shit or get off the pot, mate, we don't have all day to fart-arse about with your silly schoolyard antics.

Cliffnotes Version - I'm getting the information to her, by hook or by fucking crook, and I'm going to make my best effort to get her off this horrible fucking shit she's taking. Her boyfriend is a bully, a psycho, and a rich, spoiled, Posh chav, an all around dickhead who is also cheating on her whenever her back is turned, though I choose to let her find this out on her own - because let's face it, she wouldn't believe me anyway, and it would harm my credibility and make me look bad, despite it being the truth. He should either make good on or cease his silly threats, because they're getting annoying and tiresome, and he's frankly as non-threatening to me as a baby duckling.

[Aeridus]

I confess that it sounds like a well-thought-out plan, and also that her current boyfriend sounds like an asshole raised to the power of asshole.

[Kittyboymuffin]

So he's ... an ... assholeplex?

[ManaUser]

So he's ... an ... assholeplex?

No, that would be 10^asshole. He's an asshole^asshole. I'm not sure if there's a name for that.

[Churba]

So he's ... an ... assholeplex?

Assholeplex : Someone who is not only an asshole, but is an asshole a Googol orders of magnitude greater in asshole-itude/assholeishness than a regular asshole.

Yes, I think that is a roughly accurate description, though i don't know how to properly write out a googol in terms of orders of magnitude.

[Chthulhu]

A googol is ten raised to the hundredth power; a googolplex is ten raised to the googol power, or ten to the ten to the hundredth. This guy is apparently asshole to the ten to the ten to the hundredth.

Here's a visual:

[Protagonist]

Thank you for the helpful illustration. Now everything makes more sense.

[Churba]

I confess that last night, at three am, I made a Chicken, Redbull and chilli Korma. It was surprisingly good.

[Aeridus]

I confess that I think we have reached a new level of nerdiness here.

I also confess that I ran a light just as it turned red today for the simple reason that it had just turned green 10 seconds before I reached it.

[Protagonist]

I confess that I really hate exams. I shouldn't be awake right now.

[Leeloo]

I confess that I think we have reached a new level of nerdiness here.

I also confess that I ran a light just as it turned red today for the simple reason that it had just turned green 10 seconds before I reached it.

Ah, the "haha, fooled you" kind?