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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:52 am

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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Yeahduff on Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:55 am

This enrages me and I'm going to start a letterwriting campaign.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:12 am

I like mint.
-D. M. Jeftinija Pharm.D., Ph.D. -- Yes, I've got two doctorates and I'm arrogant about it, what have *you* done with *your* life?
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby IVstudios on Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:16 am

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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Rkolter on Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:18 am

Unbeknownst to Jim North, I have secretly sprinkled fairy dust around his home, and on his back while he slept.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Jim North on Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:26 am

I woke up this morning with a hideous rash all over my back and- hey, waitaminute!
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:27 am

Unbeknown to Ryan Kolter I have replaced his morning coffee with angry hornets, let's see if he notices.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Yeahduff on Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:28 am

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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Rkolter on Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:54 am

Dr Legostar wrote:Unbeknown to Ryan Kolter I have replaced his morning coffee with angry hornets, let's see if he notices.


... oh dear. I didn't have time for coffee this morning, and left the pot for Beth. You're in such trouble...!
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Ekolter on Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:08 am

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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Heart on Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:31 am

Shut up and drink your hornets already.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Yeahduff on Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:23 am

The Atkins Diet was based on my eating habits back when I was gettin my doctorate.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Nanda on Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:27 am

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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:38 am

I can't fight this feeling any longer.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Yeahduff on Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:07 pm

I sold my lifestory to John McCain, who's used it in campaigns for decades now. I wasn't supposed to tell anyone, but fuck it, not like he's gonna be president anyway.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby CJBurgandy on Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:13 pm

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Hawaii isn't legally a US state. we started claiming them so that we could get to a tropical island without using our passports. They just kind of went along with it.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:34 pm

Lenin is still alive drinking vodka somewhere.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Yeahduff on Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:44 pm

My uncle bought a private island a few years after he created Comic Sans. He had his servants delete the font from the fourteen computers he has in his palace.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Rkolter on Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:45 pm

I am actually a multi-millionaire, but all my money is tied up in certificates of perpetual annuity. The numbers sure are pretty tho...
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:54 pm

I fought the law, and the law won.
-D. M. Jeftinija Pharm.D., Ph.D. -- Yes, I've got two doctorates and I'm arrogant about it, what have *you* done with *your* life?
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