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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:56 pm

I had lunch with Tina Fey yesterday. Yeahduff was happy he wasn't there.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Rkolter on Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:58 pm

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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:14 pm

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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:12 pm

The Eleventh Hour is the most accurate and correct show on television.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Nanda on Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:19 pm

My fans' suspicions were right - Stinkywigfiddle and I really are the same person.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Spaceprincess on Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:52 pm

I was once paid ten dollar to pose nude for a Jem and the Holograms fan zine. I used said ten dollars to by the sound track to the movie Mannequin on vinyl
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Pimpette on Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:37 pm

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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Pimpette on Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:38 pm

..and you know what else?
I NEVER LEARNED TO READ.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby IVstudios on Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:07 pm

I can handle the truth.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:33 pm

Pimpette wrote:..and you know what else?
I NEVER LEARNED TO READ.


I never learned to write.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby TheSuburbanLetdown on Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:31 pm

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By the way, you guys are very exciting people.

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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Ahaugen on Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:46 pm

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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Turnsky on Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:40 pm

i was the man on the grassy knoll.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:25 am

William Hung is a musical genius.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:38 am

Yeahduff's comic is working perfectly and not at all displaying a comic from 2005.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Laemkral on Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:48 am

KBR took care of our "rat problem" promptly the next morning like they said they would, and didn't wait until almost 1800 to try and figure out what to do.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Rkolter on Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:49 am

If you light a mouse's tail on fire, it will burn down to the butt like a fuse, and then the mouse will explode.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Dr Legostar on Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:18 am

i enjoy cutting off mice heads with a large pair of scissors for my work.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Rkolter on Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:47 am

Legostar's fascination with cutting of mouse heads has led him to a life of crime as a serial killer of furries.
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Re: Outrageous claims.

Postby Yeahduff on Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:48 am

Dr Legostar wrote:Yeahduff's comic is working perfectly and not at all displaying a comic from 2005.


The page it's displaying definitely even exists.
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