I like the way you think Aeridus!
Also, my answer is, a very small scale-model of the earth. Sitting on a big bag of cocks.
Riddle me this
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Re: Riddle me this
I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.
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Re: Riddle me this
In the absence of Zero, Primarch should be declared the winner.
As for Illithiad Tentacle's riddle: a fart.
I'm failing to envisage what a big bag of cocks might speak or even how. Perhaps it's best that I don't.
As for Illithiad Tentacle's riddle: a fart.
I'm failing to envisage what a big bag of cocks might speak or even how. Perhaps it's best that I don't.
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Re: Riddle me this
but I posted here...Warmachine wrote:In the absence of Zero, Primarch should be declared the winner.
As for Illithiad Tentacle's riddle: a fart.
I'm failing to envisage what a big bag of cocks might speak or even how. Perhaps it's best that I don't.
twice...
wtf yeah he got it too
sorry lulu
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Here ya go...
What has 12 beaks, 24 spurs, is wrapped in burlap, and is noisy as hell just before dawn?
What has 12 beaks, 24 spurs, is wrapped in burlap, and is noisy as hell just before dawn?
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Re: Riddle me this
Hmmm... I think Lulu can field this one.
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A bag full of cocks! 83
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!
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A bowl of dicks!
... I'm not very good at this.
... I'm not very good at this.
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A dozen knights in burlap chicken suits who have been woken up too early!Honor wrote:Here ya go...
What has 12 beaks, 24 spurs, is wrapped in burlap, and is noisy as hell just before dawn?
Re: Riddle me this
The answer is obviously a suede pouch full of vaginas.
I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.
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a vagina full of vaginas?Lulujayne wrote:The answer is obviously a suede pouch full of vaginas.
BRILLIANT!
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A dozen roosters in a burlap sack. Mind you, I suspect they'd be noisy as hell all the time.
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
- Mark Renton, Trainspotting.
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Re: Riddle me this
A barrel of monkeys with strapons.
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Re: Riddle me this
the navy?Aeridus wrote:A barrel of monkeys with strapons.
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Sounds about right.Xero wrote:the navy?Aeridus wrote:A barrel of monkeys with strapons.
Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer