Retirement

[McDuffies]

I'm one of people who witnessed your "transformation" from practically a kid to a grown man, it all seems like a speed-up film now.

*Insert theme song from "The Wonder Years"*

Good old drunk Joe Cocker.

[TheSuburbanLetdown]

Bye Toxic! Have fun in your future affairs!

Sometimes I wonder if old forumites died or whatever.

:S Oh no, this conversation again... I miss Esoteric and Nutcracker!

Yeah, I used to talk to Esoteric. I lost contact because I'm a bad person.

[Steverules]

I'm glad I returned in time to wish you farewell. However, I can tell from experience that you never get this group out of your system. I'm sure we'll see you pop in from time to time. Good luck to you. It's been a pleasure sharing the forum with you over the years.

[Mon Ami]

Good luck with future endeavours~ I wish you all the best!

[BrownEyedCat]

We'll always have the Evil Mirror Universe, Toxic.

Here's looking at you.
Kid.




Crappy Casablanca references aside, I know we didn't talk much (I know this because I don't talk much), but I always considered you a friendly face, and was happy to see you around.

Have fun in your new preferred medium, which also involves both words and images in a sort of arrangement, coincidentally!

[DJMayhem]

I'm going to prank call you every so often to check up on you.

And you jackass, you never finished that comic idea!




in memory:

[Terotrous]

We'll always have the Evil Mirror Universe, Toxic.

That brings back memories.

[MariaAndMichelle]

We'll miss you, Toxic!

[Grabmygoblin]

aww M&M made me sad

just because you're done with the comic doesn't mean you cannot ever post in the forums. but if you're really leaving the community altogether, then I bid you farewell.

[Nanda]

Sometimes I wonder if old forumites died or whatever.

Me too.

Edit: *Sees M&M's image* Awwww!

[TheSuburbanLetdown]

We'll miss you, Toxic!

I guess I have full custody of Audio_Science now.

[Warren]

Glad I popped in the forums today.

Good luck, Tox.

[Nanda]

We'll miss you, Toxic!

I guess I have full custody of Audio_Science now.

If you find that your hands are too full, Travis could always come stay with us.

[Toxic]

Hold up, don't write my forum obituaries just yet. I certainly intend on dropping in as much as I can when I have the time, but my comic producing career is probably kaput. Which is sad because I had a funny idea for a Twin Peaks-esque jam, which I shall now giveaway:

Teammayhem notices a framed picture of Toxic and McDuffies dressed as man and wife.

Teammayhem: I never knew that you were married to McDuffies!

Toxic: Yes, it's a sordid memory I don't share... except for times like this.

WEIRD FADEY EFFECT TO FLASHBACK

Outdoor wedding -day

A large group of forumites socialize at the reception to a glamorous outdoor wedding, where Toxic and McDuffies have just married. CJ Burgandy talks with Toxic while McDuffies socializes.

CJ BURGANDY: Toxic, I must compliment you. This is the classiest gay wedding I've been to all year. So much classier than Jamie and Nick's-

TOXIC: (Cutting her off) Gay wedding? What are you talking about?

CJ BURGANDY: You are aware that McDuffies is a guy, right?

Toxic turns around and looks at McDuffies in horror. McDuffies is visibly nervous.

Mcduffies: Hehe... Well, Tox, I was going to tell you before the wedding night.

The wedding party is notibly shocked. Yeahduff and PeppermintAfterlife talk amongst themselves.

Peppermintafterlife: I can't believe what I'm hearing!

Yeahduff: Yeah, I can't believe Toxic was waiting until the wedding night.

[CaptainClaude]

Hold up, don't write my forum obituaries just yet. I certainly intend on dropping in as much as I can when I have the time

Told you all.

[Pimpette]

Aw but it's fun to write obituaries.

[MariaAndMichelle]

...

[Nanda]

Aw. Glad you're not leaving and all, but now I have to tell Oopsie to deflate the air mattress...

[Ti-Phil]

Good luck and don't be afraid to do a pop-up to see what some are up to, then recoil in terror when you see what they are up to.