Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

MixedMyth · Post by **MixedMyth** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:53 pm

I have a 34% chance of doing so! How about you?

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:04 pm

10%

So is this a slow zombie or fast zombie apocalypse?

MixedMyth · Post by **MixedMyth** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:09 pm

I got the impression it was some of both?

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:11 pm

Man, inconsistent zombie apocalypses really get my goat.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:12 pm

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:21 pm

Cope wrote:10%

Better hope they're not 5-year-old zombies.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:25 pm

Just remember, everyone, that you don't have to be able to run faster than the zombies . . . you just have to be able to run faster than Cope.

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:26 pm

Tim wrote:
Cope wrote:10%
Better hope they're not 5-year-old zombies.

Yeah, that would be b...HEY SHUT UP.

Jim North wrote:Just remember, everyone, that you don't have to be able to run faster than the zombies . . . you just have to be able to run faster than Cope.

YOU TOO.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:26 pm

31%.

Yeah, but Cope doesn't look very appetising. Too hairy. I doubt they'd stop just for him.

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:28 pm

Ever smelled a zombie hairball?

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:29 pm

Considering that many zombies eat only brains, which are more often than not covered by the hairiest part of the human body (the head . . . the upper head), I figure they're gonna go straight for him because they figure he's gotta have brains everywhere.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:29 pm

We can make our getaway while they're feasting upon his tired and haggard bones.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:29 pm

Ever smelled a zombie hairball?

If we ran fast enough, we wouldn't have to.

IVstudios · Post by **IVstudios** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:35 pm

46%. Thought it'd probably be higher if I could get past those pesky "morals".

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:37 pm

I woulda scored higher if I actually owned a gun. Good thing I have all those machetes and knives though.

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:15 pm

29, if only I was rational and black.

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:48 pm

75!
If only I owned a gun...

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:54 pm

you're such a liar

MixedMyth · Post by **MixedMyth** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:02 pm

Ha ha! Yeah, so many of the questions seem to revolve around guns. I don't know...seems like it would be awfully easy to run out of bullets in a zombie apocalypse. Wouldn't swords and things be better? or better yet, something with reach like a pole arm or spear or summut.

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:07 pm

ryclaude wrote:you're such a liar

I'm serious. For one thing, being a student means I stock up on "Buy 10 billion cans of beans for 10 quid" offers, I could survive FOR EVAR.

Thing is it lacks important details, like every door into my house is GLASS.

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I guess I shouldn't've gone for that flat screen tv, huh?

So...like Half Life 2?

Seems like Cope's gonna be the first to die no matter what.

I like to think of it as going for gold in the death race.

...neither have I, but I bet it's rancid.